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>meet a stranger
>skip stranger because its not your gender
>actually trying to procreate through social media
i don't get it
>>28846193
Normies and underage faggots. Omegle is cancer.
I don't see a reason to go, it's all people skipping with zero conversation skills.
There aren't even any qts so you won't find any beta orbiters to laugh at anyways.
>>28846644
i managed to chat with some chill robots from places like serbia and belgium
>>28846193
FUCK BOB ROSS ANON
Why don't women perceive attractiveness accurately? If you rank the MAJORITY of men as BELOW AVERAGE, then the word "average" looses its meaning. The majority of anything should be, by definition, average.
>>28846178
Blame the media.
>>28846178
definitions are fascists, literally a tool of patriarchy
>>28846273
fuck off tard
stop trying to use every opportunity to shill your /pol/ bullshit
>tfw hopelessly unemployed
>>28846009
I want to die because of this
>>28846033
This. I want to be normal. I want to have a group of friends, a gf to hug, a steady income, and some independence. I'm tired of losing at every aspect of life. I've been like this for so long that I feel too broken to climb out of this mess. My mom want's me to sign on disability but going on 26 in a week this will be a endgame and will probably ruin any chance that I have to get a job.
I got a drink at the juice shop and there was a group of young coworkers laughing while making smoothies, they looked so happy. I remember when I was 19 and had some hope burning in me, yea I was still a loser back then. But at least I had a small ember of faith that someday I'll bring myself together and make some friends at the very least. I just neeted it up because I had no motivation to do anything. I've got rejected as cart pusher at Target and again got rejection letters from Mc Donalds. I wish I could have pulled the bootstraps when I was younger but if feels like it's too late. It feels like it's too late to ever own a home, get a stable job,and have a group of friends.
>>28846484
We are drowning. In a state of living death. Pull us out of the water please. I can't take it anymore. Let me die or give me a job. Let me die, let me die.
Yogurt contains Lactobacillus acidophilus, a bacterium that also happens to be found in healthy vaginas. Acidophilus kills yeast by producing hydrogen peroxide. Most wimmin using yogurt to treat a yeast infection simply apply it directly to the vulva and gently inject some into the vagina by any means necessary. But how to get in there? Here's a method suggested by one reader: put the yogurt in plastic tampon applicators and freeze them, and then you've got little yogurt-sicles to use next time you get a yeast infection. She says "It is really cold, of course, inserting the tampon, but I find it actually soothing compared to the fires of a damn yeast infection." I love it! another reader who has access to disposable gloves says she fills the fingers with yogurt and freezes them to make her yogurt -sicles. (Given that freeze-dried acidophilus tablets are available in health food stores, I'm guessing acidophilus can survive being made into a popsicle.) Other people use syringes (with no needle!) to squirt it up there.
>>28845993
However you do it, be sure to use plain, unflavored yogurt with no added sugar, and be double sure that it contains live acidophilus cultures (available in natural foods stores and many supermarkets). Apply once or twice a day until at least a day after your symptoms clear up. Another possibility is to insert acidophilus pills from your local supermarket or health food store (look in the refrigerated section); check to make sure the capsule is made of something soft enough to melt inside you.
Also, some people think that you may be able to get some of the same effects by eating a lot of yogurt, the idea being that some of the acidophilus will make it through your digestive system and then crawl from your anus over to where you want them, i.e., in your vagina. Seems to me like a hell of journey; I say if you want 'em in your crotch, just put 'em there. But some people do use this method to try ward off yeast infections, and report good success. Also, if you are the parent of a young child with a yeast infection and don't want to try suppositories or strong drugs, this may be your best option.
Unfortunately, the production of dairy products is a definite downer from the cow's point of view, given the factory farming methods used in the US today. If you are a vegan, you may want to think about getting some of the same benefits by using acidophilus pills from a natural foods store. You can easily open up the capsules and powder your vulva with the contents, or you can mix with water and then squirt it inside or dip a tampon in it and use it that way. I bet this delivers far more acidophili than you would get from applying yogurt. I don't know if this is really such a great solution, though: i don't know where this acidophilus comes from (how vegan is it?), and the capsules used by most companies contain gelatin, which is an animal product.
https://msu.edu/user/eisthen/yeast/diy.html
>>28845993
Getting a girl is a meme
>>28845993
any femanon can confirm if the yogurt icicle is effective in any way?
Alright bros pewdiepie here, what movie should I watch, huh?
I'm going to watch Winner and Sinners tonight
Watch it too
>>28845970
Wrong Cops
>>28845970
2 days ago I watched the Spiderman trilogy
The day after I watched the Iron Man trilogy and Deadpool
Now I'm watching The Dark Knight trilogy. Down to the second movie.
Why not watch some Cape shit, Pewds?
>find out a girl likes me
>she is really hot, adorable and smart
>she has a really positive attitude and just makes my heart melt every time I see her
>I'm an insecure, sad sack of shit, always wallowing in self-pity
>never had a gf
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO HELP ME
I'm gonna fuck this up. im gonna fuck this up. this might be my only chance at being somewhat happy.
please respond to my original post
originalbloxxx
How do you know that she likes you OP? How can you be sure?
>>28846433
she told my friend who told me. he told me about this tonight. sweating bullets now. also considerably drunk.
she was also very friendly to me everytime we've talked. biting her lip and everything. fuck me,
Which of your family members do you honestly love? Which do you actually like?
all of them
my little sister is getting really bitchy now though she's 15
>>28845981
just act cool or act however she thinks cool is. if she starts to think youre cool she will be less of a bitch. this worked for me. my sister is 17 now
>>28845924
i like my younger brother. i guess love. he shitposts on /v/ and /a/ a lot and has friends unlike me.
I'll start
>sister
various times around the house after for instance she had a shower or something
>sister's friend
while she was sunbathing topless with my sister in the yard
>neighbor girl
early in the morning while walking my dog, she walked in plain view of this huge terrace window, probably didn't expect anybody to be there
>these two girls in middle school
paid them like 20 packages of gum to show me their tits
>how many girls have you seen naked and in what circumstances?
zero, my life
>mom
Well no shit.
>aunt
I was sleeping and she was changing in the room when I woke up. I pretended to be still sleeping. This happened twice. I was like 13 and still fap to it.
>friend I met two months ago
We were about to fuck but my dick derped.
>>28845994
I forgot the hooker I lost my virginity to.
anyone /bad teeth/ here?
I have shitty teeth and desu, it's worse than; balding, manlet & being fat.
>tfw Good teeth , never needed braces
>tfw ultimate hair genes , both sides of the family die with all hair left
>tfw 6 ft +
>tfw skinny and ripped
>>28845809
fuck off Chad, I had enough of you in highschool.
>>28845765
I don't have unhealthy teeth, but they're ugly as fuck. I'm also balding and a manlet. Not fat though, so I got that at least.
How everyone holding up tonight?My loneliness is killing me.
We're two, anon. I wanna get drunk as fuck but I have like $3 left for the rest of the month. This blows.
>>28845803
>tfw getting drunk just makes you sadder
>>28845803
I've never gotten drunk, I'm not sure a depressant would be good for me.
>be me
>be pale, skinny-to-fit with near-bald super shot buzz cut
>take up skinhead style after started lifting because I became slightly obsessed with it
>have tatoos on my neck, over hands, on the wrists and so on
>people don't fuck with me
>Am always the scariest cracker in the room
>people try to avoid expressing liberal/leftie bullshit around me
>fags and dykes are literally afraid of me
>other guys are afraid of starting shit with me
>mfw I'm not even racist
>mfw I don't even hate the gays
It's the most neat shit ever. Sometimes I grow my beard and somehow that cuts off the whole skinhead feeling to people, but if I take it away it comes back.
had a opposite thing, exept everyone thought i was a crazy leftie dyke after i cut my hair and shaved under. also the fact that i owned problem glasses didn't help either
I like to side with the libmeme normies while actively ridiculing them.
So if someone wants some easy social brownie points and makes a Trump joke ("I've never killed a spider! I wouldn't kill any living thing! Except maybe Donald Trump ;) *tips beard*) I usually laugh along with the group and get them to agree to some Nazi tier bullshit like deporting anyone that voted Trump or melting the statues and burning the books of anyone that owned a slave even by proxy.
I kinda know this feel
>Tfw glorious German blood
>Tfw ancestors served in both wars
>Tfw skinnyfit, aiming for ottermode
>Tfwgay
>TfwNo adorable bottom twink who adores me
>Tfwno even more Aryan top to make me his
Es tut weh, zu leben ;-;
I feel like society has conditioned me to chase after women.
So? What do you want?
(not trying to be rude, anon)
Wrong. Biology has conditioned you to chase after women.
Not society, the Jews.
First they gave women the vote, and then began using their emotions to convince them to vote for cultural Marxist policies.
That wasn't as effective as they'd hoped, so they launched a campaign to put women in more positions of power. Any logical person, like a man for instance, would recognize that as a bad idea.
In order to convince men to listen to women and support feminist policies, they had to first convince men that they crave pussy.
I could explain more, but my phone is dying and typing on it is tedious as hell anyway.
HELP NEETS,
i'm about to lose my job and i have no other work lined up. its gunna take a while to get a new one so i need help living the neet life for a bit, what do you do to survive with little to no income?
>>28845657
Probably gonna have to sell that boipucci anon.
>>28845672
anything but that
>>28845657
They get fucking food stamps. The reason you don't have money saved up is that you were subsidizing them.
Ask a Chad anything, cucks.
Okay. Great thread
>>28845547
How did you get that scar on your arm
>>28845547
lol you are beta as fuck, bet i can put you in a coma under 5 seconds
>tall
>masculine and muscular face and body
>smart
>good listener and good friend
>born black
Why. Why does God like to torment me like this. I WAS SO CLOSE.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>28845524
try being the opposite of all those things and black
That's terrible OP. You have my deepest, heartfelt sympathies
>>28845524
Do people treat you badly because you're black? If you're around the right people, and really are all of those things you mentioned, your race shouldn't matter.
