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Ask a dumb cunt working for the dole anything.
I thought your thumb was actually your thigh and you were wearing some sort of weird knee high boots with no pants.
what are u volunteering for? i bailed out on the last week of the dumb meme meeting shit and got a job cause fuck volunteering
/britfag/ work placement?
I did one of those fuckers for 4 weeks in a charity shop, they have 6 month work programs now, glad I bailed and started wagecucking at a supermarket.
trying to get those NEETbux without being harassed to do work programs is hard man.
Is it expected that a sexually active man have shaved pubes?
My pubes look like pic related. I'm a virgin.
If you're not going to shave, at least get some scissors and trim that shit.
Yes and also that many pubes are disgusting. It shrinks your cock visually too.
Best plan is to trim. You avoid skin irritation and stubble while maintaining a natural appearance.
i usually don't kill spiders because they prey on other bugs, but this little one just crawled out from my blankets. am i at risk for getting bitten or are they harmless?
>>28849685
just throw the fucker outside
>>28849685
Looks qt, like a jumping sider
I've kept one as a pet before.
>>28849685
Most spiders that small can't penetrate skin unless they bite you somewhere thin. I'd leave him alone or move him to another room.
Probably with a cup and piece of paper because touching spiders makes me turn pale and feel light headed.
Depression is hitting me full-swing this evening, brobots. I feel awful. Is there a way to remedy this? I'm already taking Zoloft but it doesn't seem to be working
>>28849672
Me too anon. How's your life going, I'm down for a friendly convo if you are?
>>28849672
I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol cause my weed dealer isn't delivering until tomorrow.
Want to talk anon? I'm drinking alone. I have depression too. I think about suicide every 5 minutes of my day. I'm on disability and can't work.
>>28849672
Sleeping (time travel)
Allergy meds/drugs (change your mind) you said it's not working though
Make a bad decision like say song lyrics at strangers (???)
You already posted on anonymous ant crusher support website, so that's good
Oh I remember-
Eat sushi ( or whatever is delicious to you)
Who here /mischievous/?
>someone tells me to have a good day
>my day wasn't good
Whaga oonga babu oohngzch.
>whadda kaka ahoonga
>hihi hoo hoo dekubaba
>find thread with reasonable debate going on
>jump in pretending to be both sides and shitpost as fast as I can
>have a good day
>don't tell me what to do
is reddit down for anyone else
>>28849653
great, here come the normies
congrats, this is the first time I've been this jimmy tingled in a while. fucking stupid redditors
Was gonna say I hope it stays down, but then I realized that means that you faggots are just going to flood this place instead.
>"Ew, why are you even talking to me? You're the ugliest person I've ever seen in my life."
>>28849650
After being called ugly all my life I've lost all hope for ever finding a gf
>>28849691
Same, even when a woman shows any interest in me, I just know she's doing to be nice.
>"My friend liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikess you anon!"
Is rape the answer to all of our problems? Post rape advice.
Your violent anal rape would be the answer to one of my problems, that being that there are assholes like you in the world.
My rape advice to you is keep your asshole lubricated all the time, 'cause you never know when your rape will happen. Also, plug yourself with a milk chocolate butt plug afterwards, so your guts don't fall out.
>>28849582
Join the military. Its the only reason I stay in. Its so much fun working in a environment where women are still second class citizens. All you gotta do is get em black out drunk under the pretense youve accepted them as a team member then go to town on them.
They cant do shit.
>>28849800
And there's no way courts can really do anything because it is your word against her word with no other evidence and the courts have heard of so many cases of women regretting it the day after and calling it rape out of Shane and embarrassment.
But really the most important step is the first one.
Another way to think about it is that everyone knows the kind of rape women report to the police, it's the gross guy violently attacking the woman he could never have. The more you subvert and deviate from this stereotype, the less the girl will feel inclined to or feel like she is able to go to the police about it.
If you're the kind of guy she was considering fucking to begin with
If your tone isn't violent exploitation but like you're having normal sex
If instead of threatening or silentky overpowering, it's that you start off with a bit of touching and then escalate it. When she says no or stop you say "it's ok" or "baby please" or "just a little bit" or "I need you" and gently but firmly continue , kissing her and being affectionate to her throughout. Positioning your body over her so she can't slap or hit you or show real aggression.
If instead of telling her to leave as soon as you're finished you instead tenderly cuddle and kiss her like you like her even more and you just had normal sex.
This is the stuff that will confuse the girl and cause her not to think of it as real rape. And to be honest, there's s pretty good chance it won't be. A large proportion of the time the girl will decide to give in and give consent and just let herself enjoy it if you do it like this.
And even if she doesn't, if it goes well she'll just become quiet and unresponsive rather than properly resisting or screaming.
To be honest, if she does ever start /really/ resisting with genuine violence or screaming then you've probably fucked up and chosen the wrong target, and it's probably best to back off then before you've penetrated her because if you haven't really
Evening, robots.
25yr old here, been here since 2009. h/k less virgin all my life until recently. Not gonna lie, things don't magically get perfect after, you stop being those - but I'm drunk & happy so I wanted to tell you it is actually better. These feels are real. You've been with me when no one else was, so it seems right to return the favor.
Long story short, I was a highly-devout fat weirdo my whole life with a misanthropic streak. Suicide attempts in middle school. No friends. Vidya & books & nothing else.
But in spite of it I stayed the course. Even when my brother, the only one who understood me, was killed. I kept living. Not sure why. Had read Camus and the myth of sisyphus. That prob. helped.
High school was the worst time of my life. college wasn't better. Went all in on a grad degree to try to save myself one last time. Got away from family. Moved to the city. Got chewed up and spit out by university, but I made real friends for the first time. Lost 70 pounds. Stopped drinking myself to a coward's grave.
Met the first girl I ever developed real feels for who reciprocated. Fucked it up in a month & she dumped me. My friends stopped me from walking into traffic.I kept fighting. Fuck the world - if it wants you to give up then that's enough reason to keep living.
And now, a few months later I reconnected with someone I met when I was still with my (toxic) recent ex. She flirted. I pursued. She's gorgeous, well-read but not an academic, and so very warm. And somehow she's crazy about me.
Now I'm with her - the first person other than my parents I feel safe with. She's the port in my storm. Since we've been seeing each other I finished a novel, dug myself out of debt, and finished school. When I see my reflection in her eyes I see a version of myself that I can respect.
Stay strong. Please know there's hope for people like us. I want nothing more than for you to feel the way I do.someday.
Might greentext tomorrow.
Night robots,
Anon
>>28849567
*FFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRNNNNNNTH*
oh my god why did I eat all those eggs and beans before taking you on this run?
*BBBRRAAAPPPPP*
Gosh! I'm just trying to stretch here!
*SSCCCHLLLAARP*
uh......hhmmm.... Say.... anon can you look and see if there are any..uh... stains? ahaha
*fizz*
>>28849617
goodjob with the shitposting idiot, you forgot your picture
>>28849628
*BBBBBBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPHHPPPPPHHHHHHSHHHHhhhh*
Who /cocaine/ here?
Considering trying coke some time. What's everyone's experience with it?
Numbs your throat at first due to the following post nasal drip. Don't worry though, tends to go away after 10 - 20 seconds.
>>28849506
shooting heroin is a much better rush
>>28849506
It's the softest of the hard drugs. But seriously just stay away from hard drugs.
>>28849546
And the quickest way to the grave.
*BLLLLLLLLLLLYAH*
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITTY SONG
BRRRRREEEEEAAHHHH
TWIST OF THE LEAN AND THE FANTA
I'm no good. I can't pilot EVA if all I do is hurt and kill people. I thought I had no choice but to pilot EVA, but I was just lying to myself. I'm not worthy of piloting an EVA, because I don't understand anything. I'm incapable of doing anything good for anybody else! I did something terrible, though. I killed Kaworu! I'm a horrible person. I'm dishonest, and a coward. All I ever do is hurt people. So I'd rather do nothing at all!
>>28849494
Why hasn't Shinji killed himself yet? That's what I'm still wondering.
/a/ is over there
sage
>>28849524
/a/ is every board
>used to fap once a week at most
>suddenly become a horny fiend that's fapping 4 times a day
i thought libido was supposed to go down as you get older
>>28849490
i swear to god shit like that drives me to insane levels of horny. i cannot possibly control these levels of horny. i need a sauce on that friendo
>>28849532
wish i had sauce
girls are so fucking slutty
>>28849545
i wish i was a girl, especially like the op image. i would literally be such a massive fucking slut, but probably only to tease people. i would post shit like the op image everywhere anonymously, and just enjoy reading about how guys get off on how much of a fuckslut i would be. god i wish i had this girl's body to play around with and film myself doing. is this what tranny-ism is?
>Wanting to kill yourself in high school so people actually knew you existed
Anyone ever have this feel? I only have two days left of school, but I know I'm too pussy to do anything about it.
>letting all the normies have the satisfaction of exagerating how much they knew and loved you on facebook for virtue brownie points
shoot up graduation. you'll go down in history.
>>28849638
Essentially this.
This is always what the fucking normies do.
They will pretend to know the depressed friendless robot that offed himself to boost their rep.
Normies are the most despicable, disgusting abominations of creatures ever fabricated.
>be Britbong
>don't like Britbong land
>want to move to America
>no education, no real skills
>talk to American woman online
>she's hot, PhD, seems alright
>go visit, get married, stay in USA
>she immediately puts on weight
>no sex because I can't stand her fat ass
>5 years in and I'm fucking done
Don't get married, it's a fucking trap.
She stopped caring and isn't who I married.
She smokes pot all fucking day now, if she runs out, like tonight, she goes to sleep...
Full grown ass woman going to sleep at 9pm coz she can't get high.
Can't wait to leave that fucking cunt.
>>28849319
Genuinely thought I was in love.
Genuinely thought I'd found the perfect woman.
What a fucking joke.
Come home famslice we need another leave voter.
If I find a nice girl but she isn't my type I'll point her in your general direction.
>>28849392
From the looks of my Facebook, everyone back in the UK is full blown cuck faggots.
Can't even post shit about Muslim goat fuckers without faggots I went to college with crying
