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>tfw no mommy gf
Help make the fantasy come to life. Post some mommy gf pics and stories
rice meme rhaggy
Mommy girlfriend makes sure to get up into the best spots
I have a big dick. I'm so tempted to just go on craigslist and be like any big titted mature ladies want to be my mama? I'll be your widdle babby except I have a big SS cock so we can live out da ara aras know what I'm sayin baby
What do you have to offer a prospective girlfriend?
Absolutely nothing, anything that I could possibly provide can be done better by pretty much anyone else.
Iots of cuddles
elitism in video games
was creating me the best decision my parents made?
>>28853112
>decision
>implying you weren't a mistake
>>28853129
>mistake
You misspelled miracle
Passing your genes on is an evolutionary duty
Your parents paid into the genetic littery
UnfortunAtley like all of us
they created an impossible to breed FAGGOT
Is having a baby face a death sentence if you're a guy?
>>28853089
bumpp I want to know this too
in highschool, all the normal bodied baby faced dudes had gfs. All of them. Its actually really cute to girls i assume.
>>28853089
I think it depends on everything.
Do Muslim girls like white Americans?
if they have a mutilated bwc
i hope so
syrian girls are beautiful, I would accept refugees just for that 2bh
>>28853100
>syrian girls are beautiful
They really are.
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
Tell me friends, How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
This is one of my favorite pastas
nice pasta needs more wan
look you and i both know none of this shit happened
but what i would like to know is why you bothered dreaming this all up and posting it
>tfw Emma will never make anymore videos
>tfw it's been years since I've discovered her
>tfw I'm an adult now
>tfw I started with r0se
time passes you by like a bitch if you don't pay attention dontit
who /emma/ here?
who's that
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>>28853157
emma
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awd
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>>28852990
>>28853235
pls I need a source on these NOW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e6D7FytvFf
hi greg
>>28852979
>ddick nigger with a rosen burger fagget
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O6xrDQLszE
Is The Big Lebowski a robot approved movie? The Dude is literally making the most of his NEETdom. The Dude's laid back nature would also help a lot of robots I bet.
>>28852931
Most NEETs are more anxious like Smokey or autistic like Jesus, people with Dude's attitude are generally winners at life.
>>28853150
I'd say Walter is a failed normie on r9k
>still hooked on his ex wife to the point of watching her dog while her and her bf go on vacation
What a cuck
I'd say robots are more like Donny. We get ignored all the time or told to fuck off, and then when we die we only get mourned by like two people
>tfw the gay thoughts aren't going away
>it's probably not just a phase
Just be gay senpai, who cares anymore anyway
>>28852954
>who cares anymore anyway
literally my entire family.
fuck, I got to get away from them before I end up killing msyelf
>>28852926
Stop jacking off to jewish porn and watching tv 24/7. Take a 1 month cleanse.
Too all the long term NEETs (1 year plus) ...how the fuck do you do it. This is madness, absolute madness. What is that drives you to keep living...how come you haven't given up?
>>28852896
Normie. I've been a neet for almost 3 years and I unironically enjoy it much better than wageslaving
>neet
>haven't given up
But what do you do all day...haven't you gone crazy yet. I am 5 months in and I am part time NEET and almost losing it over here
ITT we post autistic things we have done
staring at the oven for an hour
>>28852889
>Be me
>Grade 5 no friends
>Chads and normies joking around and having "fun"
>I try to join in
>Chad pins me to the wall and chokes me
>after hes done manhandling me Stacy calls me a jerk
> in a fit of autistic rage I went out to the playground after school
> I head to the sandbox and destroy the sand castle chad and his friends had worked all week to make
>Let out an autistic battlecry and go home to my mom crying
Mfw Vice Principal does nothing
>be 4
>pee in plastic cups and throw them in the sink when the bathroom was taken
Good practice for peeing in bottles 17 years later
Now let me tell you all a little something
HOYA
Don't be sad, turn that frown up side down
OONGA
Come on, that's it now, get up out of yo seat, and shake yo booty to the beat!
Errybody get groovy now! That's right, have a little bit a FUNK. Groove those sorrows away! Move to the rhythm we can
BOO-YAH
Come on boys, what are y'all waiting for? Funk is imperative for a healthy soul! Shake those hips to and fro, don't let nobody tell you how to live your life! Dance in defiance!
>>28852869
im feeling it! im feeling it!
posting funk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d1i35T5yAk
Digital Dancing! WITH GUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=513jP1SUgnQ
FUNK FOR THE FUNK GODS
suicidal ugly people on video only
and get my face posted here for everyone to laugh? I think not
>>28852892
The thing is, nobody cares. Everyone here has low self esteem and hates themselves. We might as well all be corpses 6 feet unde rthe fucking cement. What's with the fear of hacing your face posted on a fletting post on NON-EXOISTANT thread on a shitty board on a crappy fucking website. This shit is dead on dead on dead on corpse.
>>28852908
i guess you gotta keep your toys clean
>tfw you will never find a cute weeb gf to play video games like pic related
>tfw you will never find a cute weeb gf who doesn't have a shit ton of friends
>tfw you will never find a cute weeb gf who isn't looking for a chad bf
>tfw i had a weeb gf for over a year to play vidya and watch animu with.
>tfw her own social anxiety prevented her from coming over regularly.
>tfw we fucked every time we met up.
>tfw she is probably dead because one of her many suicide attempts actually succeeded (she was on suicide watch already so she got caught alot)
>>28853113
That's your fault anon you should have been going over her place instead.
>>28852800
>friend brings random girl to our party
>never seen her before
>she is roommate of one of his friends
>talk to her a bunch and get her number
>she talks to 0 other guys
>is a virgin
>spends a lot of time alone
>beautiful
I honestly have no idea how she was so reclusive. When I saw her I thought she would be like the typical blonde college girl.
Some are out there.
I have no idea why I got so lucky, but they exist.
