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Can we describe our lives with one pic again? i miss those threads
>>28829235
the orangutan is able to smash the womens head with his hands
>>28829260
i can too desu
this is the essence of it.
Last night I posted a thread which I apologize again was lengthy and full of panic. I will post here what has happened since with Marina and I. Just to explain at this moment that she has just gone to take a bath and I have drunk two beers, though I am not drunk. If there is a pause therefore please understand why it is so.
>>28821140
Stfu ma nigga please for the love of my swamp nuts shut your keyboard up ya spastic sperg
>>28821140
I fucking love you.
So everything worked out in the end?
>>28821140
use the tripcode form last night please.
>my birthday is in 2 weeks
>my parents said I HAVE to invite at least three "friends" or they will call my old classmates from high school
fuck
d-does anyone want to come over
i live in bay areaI will pay you
too far sorry fampai
Sorry brotha I would for free but I live in New England.
Pay 3 foreheads. After that I'd doubt your parents would try and pull that shit again
Good luck senpai
>>28782078
I live in central valley but my mom doesn't like me visiting strangers
Who /helicopterparentsatage21/ here
Daily reminder to not get emotionally invested in anything and anyone. Because every single one of the people and the things you love will eventually kick you back in the face and stab you in the back in the end.
Its a beautiful thing
I like dogs. They just keep loving you right up to the end and then they die.
>>28857028
You pick the wrong peeps dawg. See me, the worst you'll ever get from me is maybe getting a pinch of your weed stolen whilst im hella drunk. I aint no snitch.
>took 250ug of lsd 12:30am
>remember being arrested then just walking into my living room like wassup?
>dad told me I was up with the pistol spouting shit but keeps telling me I'm in no trouble
>elderly neighbor I help often really wanted to see if I was okay this morning
>dad called my NG recruiter to get me in sooner (wut)
Wtf is going on /r9k/...
>>28856660
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA did you have any people u were with during the trip to give you the rest of story?
>>28856660
Maple syrup is gift card
>>28856660
>>took 250ug of lsd 12:30am
Oh look, another druggie dying to tell his LITERALLY mindblowing story.
>ATTENTION ATTENTION LSD USER HERE
>I HAVE USED LSD PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>DID YOU HEAR? I USE LSD
>LSD USER BTW
>there's a brain in your head RIGHT NOW that's controlling you
the brain is me and i control the body you stupid idiot
>tfw tulpa is telling me to do my school work
but you ARE the brain?
>sit in front of my computer
>get a sudden, random burst of inspiration to do something odd
>leads to a chain of events that always turn out in my favor
Anyone know this feel? Like, you feel like going to a certain place you don't usually frequent, or go and talk to a person you don't know that well, and then later that one action turns out to do something great?
Happened once again for me today. I was sitting at my computer, feeling like shit because I got no money until next payday. Then suddenly something told me to go speak to the building janitor. One thing led to another, and now I have $50, a crate of beer, and dinner for tonight.
>>28856559
What happened with the janitor that made you get that stuff?
>>28856559
Is your life a videogame? The fuck?
I did that once and almost got a job, the interview went really well and I got a trial day but they never called me back in the end
>tfw haven't slept in 48 hours
>>28856514
Why not, fellow anon?
Longest I did was 45 hours sometime in 2012.
Didn't wake up for 16 hours.
>>28856539
Spent an entire night without sleep because that's what I normally do and then I sleep through the day. Couldn't sleep through the day because there was a construction site nearby making tons of noise. Then I couldn't sleep the following night because some normies were throwing a party and I couldn't sleep this afternoon because of the same construction site.
who /realman/ here
>wall back in house after a quick cig on the porch
>bitch appears
>yelling haphazardly about dumb shit
>grab her by the grit of her chin
>bring her face close as possible to mine without touching
DONT...
>give her a peck, push her into the couch, grab my keys and a few 20$s out of her purse
gonna grab some shit for a party later, clean up while im out
>stays out for a few days on a blazing trail of easy pussy and cheap alcohol, maybe the other way around heh
>decide on a whim that she's served her purpose
>save her number as "oldapril"
>block all incoming calls that aren't saved already
shit is cash rn
wow anon if there's one thing you're good at it's making quality threads
>>28856444
real men don't smoke tho
t. real man
>>28856444
>Needing drugs
>Being addicted to drugs
Donald Trump doesn't do drugs, and he's a real man.
How's life as a beta cuck, OP? You clearly have tons of experience
I don't want to get a job.
It's too fucking scary and I'm worried people will ask me questions about myself.
Life right now is depressing and dull but at least I'm comfy.
>>28856312
It'll be okay buddy, take it nice and slow
Whatever you do, don't start lying.
Small lies will lead to big and bigger lies, until nobody will believe anything you say.
Be the HONEST autistic weirdo, don't be the LYING DELUSIONAL AUTISTIC weirdo.
>>28856443
>Small lies will lead to big and bigger lies
examples?
>Half-nigger
>White half (mother's half) is racist as fuck
>Dad ran off when I was 4
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>28856189
Do you mean the white half of your family is racist? Or that you're a mulatto white supremacist
The latter sounds like it'd be pretty rough
treat your whore of a mother like the peice of shit she is.
>>28856212
I live in the south. My "family" is a bunch of redneck hicks who literally live in trailer houses. All of them live in their own fucking trailer homes. I live with my mom and she's the only one who doesn't hate me, but she still goes to their gatherings and shit and always leaves me behind. I don't even have friends because I live in a white part of my state despite being a nigger.
Racial tension down here is almost like South Africa.
do you think this is a helpful way to look at autism ?
it was found in a left-leaning liberal university in germany
benath " autism pride day " it says Neurodiversity without racism
on another related paper the slogan " youre not ill, youre not retarded, youre neurodiverse " was mentioned
>>28856103
i think its silly to think youre helping autists by denying the problem in the first place
most autists suffer horrendously under the social isolation caused by their autism, in that sense it is certainly an illness because it creates very harmful symptomps (like social isolation )
youre not helping anybody by obsessively creating some nonoffensive vocabulary to describe their problems
>having pride in your mental illness
>>28856103
i thaught this was the perfect thread for /r9k/
Has anyone here smoked crack? Is it like heroin?
>>28856013
Nah, crack is pretty much the only drug I haven't done, along with PCP and Ket. I'd like to, maybe it's because im on the east coast
>>28856478
>ive done all the drugs except for the one that youre asking about
thanks for the heads up you stupid piece of shit
Smoked crack once, wasn't great. The high was over so quick. Ended up giving me a terrible stomach ache and I sharted. 4/10.
So guys here it is, I need some advice.
> be me
> be at college
> be constantly horny high test
> qt gf
> I mean she is really hot
> been with her for over a year
> sex is starting to get boring and she won't come to the gym anymore
> be shredded due to several years of gym
> girls constantly and non subtly looking at me, especially when shirtless
> several other girls I know have subtly let it be known they want to fuck me
> none are as hot as gf
> Meet one of them for lunch
> she flashes me her tits
So Robots, I see several options
> continue banging gf but cheat with other girls
> break up with gf but bang other girls
> stay faithfully with gf
What is your advice?
If you can cheat and not feel bad about it go ahead. But if you know you can't handle the pressure of thag then just break up with her.
But remember that you only know what you had when you lost it.
If anything try to motivate your gf to do some shit in the gym and the bedroom.
Btw, this isn't the board for this topic cause muh no gf
Go to /adv/ if anything.
Does gf have positive traits other than being hot? Is she worth spending your life with? Would you have children with her?
If not, you should find someone who's worthy. Infidelity is for undisciplined faggots.
>>28855979
Orrrr you can stop making up stories for robot cred
>2016
>still pretending that being gay isn't a choice
The human brain is like a computer, a computer with various default settings. Heterosexuality is one of those default settings. This debunks the whole
>hurr durr you didn't choose to be straight
argument. You don't choose to be straight, everyone is born straight. YOU CHOSE to change your default settings.
>implying bisexuality isn't the default
>>28855990
>implying we evolved to potentially not procreate
Being a normie is a default setting
Being a robot is a choice because you don't choose to be a normie, everyone is born normie. YOU CHOSE to be a fucking loser NEET
