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what makes you sad?
>>28854571
I cheated on my girlfriend and she said her love for me is dying. We'll talk tomorrow but it's obvious she wants to dump me.
I'm such a horrible person.
>>28854639
You are a bad person and you should an hero asap.
Seeing that everyone around me is evolving while I still stay a bitchboi starter...
ok so I got banned from /pol/ and /b/ has seen better days. what are you guys all about over here? I've never really taken the time to get to know my /r9k/ brothers. Give me the 9kredpill
>>28854562
Hi Sam
originale
>>28854562
You ready breh? 'ight, here's the fundamentals:LURK MOAR BITCH BOIII
>>28854562
>doesn't know how to ban evade
end your life
Why don't you become a vigilante?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbE0L2zWbc&
nothing and no one worth protecting
>>28854525
>nothing and no one worth protecting
This. i stop caring about other people. the proper question is why don't you become a serial killer?
>>28854525
>>28854552
/thread
>the proper question is why don't you become a serial killer?
This. THIS. Society will not provide me which I need the most, which is cute white blonde girl, so why should I care about society?
>girl camwhores
>WAAH SLUT ROASTIE CUNT GO TO /SOC/ WAAAH
>guy camwhores
>KING OF R9K UR THE BEST WE FEEL UR PAIN PLS POST MORE I LOVE U EGGMAN
I miss bandage
>>28854364
eggman was more than a camwhore
He produced genuinely good music.
Fuck off fignewton
he was accused of being a mass murderer, thats how much "we" love him
fuck off whore, suck my cock
/pol/ is making fun of us again
>>>/pol/75238210
MAKE IT STOP
>>28854326
maybe we shouldn't have faggots that post nigger lover threads
>>28854326
thanks for crossboard linking your own post op now i can filter and report it easier
They are right you know. I am so tired of these fucking nigger threads. I was actually about to a post about it earlier...this post is spot on. We do have a cuck problem.
Reminder, if you're male and 5'10 or under you're untermensch
>>28854314
reminder if you care about your height it just makes it even worse
>>28854314
5'11 or under tbotbh.
>>28854314
>i canny breathe
oh god i just started reading the rest of this in accents
Any thoughts?oregano cumin
mysogyny is a meme word at this point. basically 50% of people are dicks to women, what a surprise
>>28854308
>calling someone a slut or a whore means you're muhsoggykneestic
Once again the feminist narrative tries to make women look a little less shitty than they actually are. The truth is that women tweet misogynistic shit 50% MORE than men, so it's more like 62% to 38%.
Why do guys like blonde girls so much?
They have superior genetics.
Blonde light features look more feminine just as dark hair and features look more masculine.
>>28854194
Not all of them do, I prefer dark hair
It is a very nice night out. Maybe you should go for a little stroll, get some fresh air. It would be better than feeling miserable in your room, yes?
>>28854121
>leaving your house
>literally ever
>>28854121
And the mysterious man vanishes from sight..!
>>28854177
As he retreats back to his humble abode, yearning to see what his friends are up to at such an hour..
>man today was so rough :(
>coach didn't let me play all 4 quarters at left tackle
>Dad bought me the wrong Mustang
>Stacey didn't let me cum on her face
>only got 6As on my report card
>only 68 people showed up to my birthday party
I'm so depressed
To be fair, if I got a v6 automatic Mustang as a gift and had to pretend I was grateful I'd be upset too
>>28854070
>Chad
>Left Tackle
That's the prime Robot position if there was any
>>28854101
That makes sense though because people would make fun of you for driving automatic in that car. It's not like your iphone color.
>Brazilian police are hunting more than 30 men suspected of raping a teenage girl in Rio de Janeiro, and of putting video of the attack on social media.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36395267
its not rape if you enjoy it
>>28854020
So where can I see the video
>poor community
And nothing of value was lost
How to put a condom on with you mouth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mxTujcwK7U
why is this a thing? why does it make me aroused?
hhnnnnggggg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D03FD-3s8-Q
In russian with porno music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=270pRE7jsEM
>>28853942
why is this so hot
original sdmasklndjnskmld
Hey anon, why aren't you enjoying memorial day weekend? It's the start of summer
Huh? I'm obviously at the public pool just like you cunts? Or are you asking why I look dead like this? That's just my face.
>>28853954
sauce of this gif?
>>28853972
dunno but consider this
>25 yo khv
>go on dating site
>no luck for months
>mesg asian qt gril 20yo
>she responds
>get talking
>she's oddly interested in the boring things I say
>somethingsfishy.jpeg
>she asks for my whatsapp
>check her profile carefully instead of just pics
>she has a kid
should I go through with it and cuck myself?
>>28853808
Realistically this is the best and only shot you may have. Just dont cuck yourself for nothing. Make sure she doesn't just use you
>>28853936
I think I'll just kill myself upon further evaluation. Too much pride for this shit. Fuck that.
>>28853808
LMAO OP :( check this
>25 y/o kv
>Girl that knows I used to have a crush on her but thought I was too shy and boring re-adds me on social media after like 3 years
>tfw she is single and like a month away from having a kid
>tfw she messaged me and I'm thinking about trying to talk to her and letting her cuck me....
I know your feelings a bit anon.
Alright so let's take a look at h3h3 for just a quick second.
Their latest video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix4mTekl3MM
The previous video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGVOysbC8w
What they expect you to believe:
They are fighting a legal battle against (insert random person) which will cost up to 100k. They can't afford such a high price for a legal battle, but they don't want you to donate to them. Did they mention they couldn't afford that legal battle? Because they can't and they love their fanbase. Again, please don't donate to them at the various donating sites, the fanbase has done enough. Btw they can't afford the 100k legal battle, thought I'd let you know.
The next day.
Great news everyone, we've raised the money to fight this legal battle, fucking fantastic. Apparently you guys still donated even though we told you not to, how thoughtful. Look at all the cucks that donated, this one, that one, even this guy here. We didn't expect anyone to care about our video, we posted for millions to see, but we thought people wouldn't even care. Anyway, apparently people outside of the h3h3 community care, who would have thought.
Oh by the way, even though you've funded our legal battle, thanks for that by the way, we've decided to use the rest of the money and possibly more if you donate more (haha), to starting this union. Aren't we the kindest people? We're so kind. Yeah we're running the whole thing, we're going to decide who get represented and who doesn't. It's going to be great.
So basically:
>Jews
>Manipulate people into donating to a cause
>Use money to start a union which they run
>Get to choose who is represented
>Acquire power from just 2 videos
Man these people are just great.
I can see it now, smaller channels having to go through h3h3 to be represented. The fucking power these guys hold now and people expect it all to be a coincidence. Fucking kek.
if you think unionizing is bad then you truly are a brainwashed americuck
>>28853813
I'm not saying unionizing is bad, I'm saying these people put themselves in a position of power by manipulating their fanbase.
The general idea is great, fair use is great, the method in which they did this was deceptive. You shouldn't trust these people with this much power, they'll abuse it.
