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Is there a worse feeling in the world than your long term girlfriend breaking up with you. I'm having a hard time coping with the fact that the girl I was so in love with gave up on me and just stopped caring about me. I can almost feel the knife in my back piercing my heart.
pic unrelated
>>26308858
Just wait until shes taking dick from another guy
That will be worse, especially if the guy is a robot
>tfw just thinking about this situation fills me with anger and sadness
>tfw I realize it happens all the time
Well I guess a positive thing about being ugly is that I won't need to experience breakups. It will inevitably end when she finds a better guy than me so I guess in a sense it's a blessing in disguise. Sure I will miss out on the good things having a gf can bring such as love, intimacy and so on. But I'll also not experience the painful heartbreak when Chad comes along because women only think me me me, not stability and family.
>>26308858
I've had to deal with loss much more serious than any stupid gf crap.
Try never having lived or done anything during your 20s.
Nothing compares to the complete waste of youth. Nothing.
I've been watching Mushi-Shi, not really sure if I like it so far, it's kind of eerie.
My favorites are NGE, FMA: Brotherhood, TTGL and Code Geass.
Also, anime discussion general if you guys want.
Here's the spoonfeeding you're looking for. Now get out.
>>26308889
Wow those all suck ...
>>26308857
Rune Soldier Louie
Record of Lodoss War
Record of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight
GJ-BU
OniAi
Monster Musume
![30-signs-youre-almost-30-1-25479-1404157798-6_big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bVnLzib.jpg "30-signs-youre-almost-30-1-25479-1404157798-6 big[1]")
>28
>only accomplishment so far has been earning a worthless BA
>Also got TEFL cert, but don't really want to teach overseas anymore.
>still stuck doing near minimum wage part time work
>spent the last 5 years mostly shit posting, watching TV, and drinking a lot of beer
>at least I stayed in shape by jogging
>video games don't seem as fun as they used to be
>no friends anymore (had 2 in college, but they moved away)
>never had a gf
>khv
>Hard liquor and large amounts of beer so disagreeable that I don't think I'd ever be able to reach end stage alcoholism.
>Felt terrible after smoking marijuana so I don't think I can use drugs to escape reality either.
>Parents got tired of paying my rent, so they finally let me move back home. Life is getting a little better(stopped drinking, working out more, feel like social skills are getting a lil better), but feels like it is too little, too late.
atleast you done a little something
ive done absolutely nothing
28 is not too late, you can still do everything.
Piece of advice: forget about acomplishments society or other people pressure you to acomplish.
Your goal in life should be to be happy and enjoy the time you have in this planet.
If you enjoyed all that time of playing vidya/watching TV etc. it was all worth it.
Sure it sucks to not have a gf but having a gf doesn't = happyness, and there's a million things in this world that can make you happy.
If you do want a gf, or a good job or whatever and it's you who want it, you just need to put in the work and suffer to get the reward later, it's all up to you though and want you want to do in this life.
If being a loser is enjoying life and doing whatever you want, I'd gladly take that adjective from society.
>>26309057
Yes, I know they say "life isn't a race" but stagnation stinks. Escapism seems to only work for so long. Eventually you realize you are going nowhere, and that you missed out on a lot of things, and that you can never go back or make up for lost time. Can you make up for lost time?
I guess you said 28 is not too late but it feels like it.
Any Toronto (or close by) robots around?
How do you deal with living in a city that seems antithetical to everything robots stand for?
pic unrelated but please feel free to take the thread in that direction
>>26308707
Yeah I live in Oshawa currently but work in Toronto every day.
It's not so bad.
I'm not sure what you mean. Toronto is pretty comfy for a neet lifestyle.
>>26308785
Please explain why.
>>26308782
Y-you too.
Every single day you make a choice.
What choice did you make today?
Post the edits please.
>>26308586
i chose to be born ugly and socially retarded
I chose to be cheeki breeki
>>26308603
I chose to be born to poor, uneducated people who didn't want me and never educated me on life or encouraged me to do anything with it except be a lazy piece of shit so I could suffer and struggle to even have a small piece of a life later on.
I wanted this shitty life. It's fun how difficult everything is to do.
Oh yeah, it's that time again.
ITT: We discuss the prospect of having a board dedicated solely to social outcasts called /wiz/.
/qa/ thread
>>>/qa/435741
Strawpoll:
http://strawpoll.me/6735185
Proposed Rules:
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are not virgins
Exception: Robots who use hookers for sex or were raped/molested
3) No gay threads, but mentioning yourself to be gay is not a bannable offense
4) Nothing designated as Normie-posting
>but what is normie-posting?
Defined as referencing having an active successful social life as well as insulting robots for being robots and praising normalfaggotry.
>Are self improvement threads allowed though?
Yes, they are allowed, but still refrain from violating Rule #2
5) In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes omegle threads.
6) Do not post pornography that is solely intended to arouse, attract or fawn over, but NSFW posting is allowed with spoilers.
All rules are just proposed and up for discussion.
Get in here and show your support as well as discuss how to operate the board.
Dumping some necessary posts
This one always happens
The current state of /r9k/
>Son, on the computer again?
You have 10 seconds to defend yourself not being out on Saturday night.
n-niggers!
>>26308309
I have mild alcohol poisoning all day from going out last night. Why is this more socially acceptable than telling you "I was browsing wikipedia and finding new music online"?
Well, I am a professional with a real job. Last Friday, I coordinated a team of 3 law firms and filed a significant legal brief. I have another significant brief due on Monday, and as of this morning it was only halfway done. So I'm staying in this weekend to write. It sucks, but must be done.
AMA. In the first stages, trying to get some rest.
>>26308258
reedsfh klsdfjl skldjflks jlkfsdf
Boy or a girl? I had my first recently too.
>>26308258
do you know who the daddy is?
Its a saturday night and I'm fairly drunk and I'd like to just briefly describe how I feel for you guys
And to also remind myself and you guys as to why socializing with normies is a bad idea
This is the first long story I've told on here and I'm slighty drunk so please excuse any grammar issues
>>26308187
>please excuse any grammar issues
Lack of a story goes beyond the scope of just grammar issues.
>>26308187
I notice that you are posting an anime girl, does this mean you are gay,? I need to speak with a gay person right noe
IL O V ES P O O K YO U G IAnd I love you too, anon.
Who /lonely/ here?
Do you deserve friends?
Do you even want friends?
pls dont let me burn
>>26308083
>Nobody responds to your thread except me to mock you
>>26308411
I guess it was inevitable,
Who here plays Life Is Strange? Recently fell in love with it and wanted other robots opinions.
>>26308012
>playing tumblr: the game
>tfw no one to hold hands with
haven't played it senpai. heard good things about it though.
>>26308106
this is what I assumed it was from seeing the screenshots and whatnot
What I find most interesting about this board is the very short-lived "poo poo pee pee" meme.
It was a short while; 8-10 months, maybe? In that small but magical time, /r9k/ lost its collective mind. The degeneracy was transcendent, some might say demonic.
Some of the most complex and strange pieces of art emerged in that short span of time. The small frame, coupled with the consistency of the work mean that it was a very small portion of the /r9k/ population that actually partook in creating this content.
Obviously, the majority of people on this board, and 4chan in general, are retards. It's really a very small corn kernel within this steaming shit of a community that actually generates beautiful, depraved content. How could one extract it? What is the right kind of environment to encourage this kind of expression without also attracting crowds of depraved mongoloids?
>>26307969
Poo poo pee pee has been around for a while.
Fuck off.
I think this meme answers the question of how you would explain /r9k/ culture to someone who doesnt know about it
Stop acting grandoise. There's nothing special about it. It's just people like you pretending it's "beautiful" and "depraved" when really it's just nothing. Fuck off retard.
I only feel ok about my life, when I'm drunk as fuck.
/whodrunkasfuck/
im 25 kv neet and i cant stand alcohol
worst high, fucking the hangover is the infinitely worse than any other drug, its rather expensive, it makes you fat, you are so severly intoxicated on it that you cant do anything, its just garbage
usually i spend my days high on codeine and ephedrine, occasionally with ritalin too
I am 30+ drunken virgin. Hello, yes we exist. Drinking till I am kicked out of another place, I never stop and when I ask why I tell them I am a virgin.
>>26307998
*when they ask why i tell em I am a virgin lol I scream it
reeee motherfuckers beta uprising!!!!!!!!
>tfw cant decide between gary johnson or bernie sandersdo you like my OC
Vote for this one
>>26307690
Do you prefer freedom or being sent to a gulag?
Nice OC.
Who here hate wagecucks and egg on wagecuck Normies to vote for Kike Sanders?
>"No normie uni student, he only wants to raise tax rates on those evil 1%ers. Not you with your job at Starbucks."
>"Yeah, dude WEED FREE XD. You don't have to pay for shit, the amount a wageslave like you has to pay in taxes that will later go on to pay for my NEETbux and all my 'medical treatment' (Pill addiction phamilias) will probably go down under Bernie man. #FEELDABERNXD"
He's going to get so much done too, he's played the politics game much longer than Obama. 99% of his policy's will happen.
>inb4 Wagecucks say "No man, all his tax increases will be restricted to the 1%"
All of the 1%'s money combined couldn't pay for all that 'free' shit. Especially the 'free' healthcare which costs 15 trillion+++
>The new premium tax that will hit most Americans: Sanders would charge a 2.2% "income-based" premium. It would be assessed on taxable income (which includes wages, investment income, etc. minus certain tax breaks).
Effectively, Williams said, this means marginal rates across the board will go up -- e.g., the 10% bottom rate becomes 12.2%; 15% become 17.2%, 25% becomes 27.2%, etc.
BTW, which one of you wagecucks thinks your boss is going to pay the payroll tax and not just take it out of your salary like most bosses do? KEK, wagecucks are fucked if Bernie gets elected.
I've always had a soft spot for Wojak.
Let's post some wojaks
This is the best Wojak around.
Saw this recently and liked it. It's like the ideal Wojak.
>>26307388
>>26307537
>posting weak looking wojaks
You pathetic little roaches never learn, do you?
![Uu657O8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oW7kfM9.jpg "Uu657O8[1]")
