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An autist like me matched with this qt. dubs decides what i say.
Tits and timestamp or gtfo bitch
>MFK: Hagrid, Hermione, Dumbledore
It's about as close to guaranteed replies as you'll get
suck my rancid cheese dick REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Alright class time for you to give your presentations, remember it must be at least 5 minutes!
>Okay let's see who's first - oh looks like it's Anon!
>Oh don't be shy Anon, it's only 5 minutes!..at least
>Now everybody remember to listen closely and take notes on Anons presentation!
>Okay, anytime you're ready to start, Anon!
>>26306911
You don't give presentations in classes like this. The only type of presentation you would give would be some type of engineering model/experiment. But that's only if it's an engineering class, and even then it's with a group and just doing something like programming a robot.
>>26306911
That image always makes me kek inside. All those macbooks. No wonder apple is successful. btw from what I know, this is a journalism class too.
And that's why I cannot go to uni/college and stuck with just HS level education for the rest of my life.
You have 10 seconds to explain why women shouldn't be required to wear diapers.
Boy am I surprised that a girl into diapers would have cutting scars.
you have 10 seconds to explain why women should be considered human
>>26306871
>>26306972
Because it's the current year anon
>tfw not lucky enough to be born into a family with a cozy house
>>26306802
>tfw not lucky enough to live in a modern city with good public planning
>>26306852
>tfw not enough money to move to Canada
I could go on
>>26306802
I've stayed in houses like that before. No/slow internet sucks, but they are really comfy and great to read books in desu.
At the highest levels of Freemasonry you learn the 3 people in the last 5,000 years who discovered the sacred truths, rather than had it revealed to them.
Guess who they are, and I will tell you if you are correct
nah
how about you check these
Are these people tangible or not?
If they're not then I'll guess Smug Wojak
>>26306620
George Soros
David Rothschild
Lizard Nigger (tm)
QuickIy, anon! kiss me!
>>26306454
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
would totally kiss that fox as long as it doesn't bite
>>26306454
this started like a year and a half ago when i just came here and it's still here glad u still post anon
>>26306495
This. These threads always made my day. based foxfucker
Private Lanza get the fuck up NOW!!!!!!!!!! W'ere under attack, where the fuck is colonel Chad.
Where all da white women at Colonel Chad? These sand niggers won't let me cuck them with muh BBC?
>>26306285
Tyrone!!!!!!!!! Where the fuck is my Nirvana album, I can't kill innocent children without my music!!!
>>26306262
>tfw your piss jug is backed up, and colonel orders you to pisscide bomb the normies
Which lunch table did you sit at in Highschool?
>mfw I didn't have any friends during lunch periods
>secretly ate my lunch in the bathroom or library everyday
I sat with a group of normies who talked to me out of pity, and would always be out doing fun stuff without me
I didn't wanna sit at a table if more than two people were at the table so for the first few days I kind of just stood and ate lunch and for the next two years I just sat on these "benches" built into the wall bordering the windows. I decided early in junior year to just stop doing that shit. I would always fear that someone who knew my name or had seen me would see me sitting alone eating, and I'm sure it was psychological torture for me. I just stopped eating during lunch for the next two years. I would go to the bathroom and use my phone or do homework on benches on other floors. Infinitely less depressing; normie-tier, even.
The bathroom stall.
Who skinny and short here?
>112 ibs
>5'6
Does 5'8 127 lbs fit the bill
>>26306209
>>26306219
no excuses for that height. Get to the gym, skeletor manlets
>>26306233
Im too busy wageslaving to go
I'll go first:
Zach
>Jared
He's a pedophile.
Unless you're into that. I dont judge.
>>26306181
Kevin is also a shitty name
>>26306181
Gaylord m8y3.14
Why do prostitutes hate black men so much? Is my money not as good as white money? What the fuck.
>>26306120
Because some of you have history of killing prostitutes.
its the aids op
look up black VD statistics buddi
im so sorry
mayb3 i can be ur gurl tonite
>>26306120
AIDS
Not even kidding.
what do you think Erica is up to on this Saturday night?
Probably something more fulfilling than posting on r9k about a man she has never met
>>26305901
what is she DOING though?
>>26305948
getting banged by underage chad
![eFukt.com The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 4.mp4_snapshot_00.05_[2016.02.06_21.07.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6jYqiGR.jpg "eFukt.com The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 4.mp4 snapshot 00.05 [2016.02.06 21.07.29]")
You guys are douchebags.
http://efukt.com/21094_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_4.html
>>26305885
I love those videos I used to cum buckets to those whores being degraded. On no fap and no porn now though. feels good not being a slave to jewish degeneracy.
>>26305885
I fucking love efukt. That whole Trolling Wannabe pornstars series is excellent. Along with their breakdown and meltdown compilations.
>>26305885
I made it about 3 seconds
Can't watch. Too soul crushing
I'm 19 and i my last year of Swedish high school. I just realized I'm not gonna be a teenager or a high school student for long and I feel like I completely wasted these years.
Holy fuck this is the worst I've ever felt.
What do I do? Any robots can relate?
Try being [insert age here].
im 18 (19 in two months) but i never did anything all teenagers shouldve done so i feel like a fucking failure and hate myself, no friends no gf ever, not good at anything never done anything exciting future isnt looking bright end my life.
>>26305871
That's funny, I was just thinking today that if I was European I would've probably had a gf in high school and been more of a normie because of a strong shared culture. Guess that's not true because being a loser is apparently universal
Start working out and sign up for college. If you don't go to college, don't become a NEET.
>tfw former edgelord fedora slowly drifting back to religion and spirituality
please tell me I'm not the only one
Fun fact: the more you read Buddhist trash, the more you are going to be convinced that it is your personal choice, but in reality, it is just your brain degenerating and beginning to see sense in vague ramblings. In reality, 'edgy teens' are by and large the most rational, most sober and incisive group of people.
>>26305621
people go from one high to the next. its common to give up the drug high for the religious high. but eventually that wont satisfy the emptiness inside, either.
learn to embrace the suck. it doesnt get any better, you just get used to it.
>>26305672
I don't read Buddhist books that often, I just like this pepe. Also your pseudo-psychology is dumb.
>'edgy teens' are by and large the most rational, most sober and incisive group of people.
sounds like a serious case of arrested development you got there
>its common to give up the drug high for the religious high
I didn't do drugs, and also was religious before being a fedorable atheist
>learn to embrace the suck
that's kind of the idea, I'm seeking to understand the suck. To say the suck is all there is is to accept defeat.
