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I've got a hypothesis that a large cause of most of our problems are the byproduct of poor parenting.

1. How old are you?
2. What are the main problems in your life at the moment?
3. Do you view existence as inherently positive or negative?
4. Did your parents divorce? If so what age?
5. From what you remember about how you were parented, how much physical affection (hugging, kissing etc) would you say was given from 1-10)?
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>>26314966
I blame the school system, the female bias fucked me over.
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there's a known connection between early childhood stress and later life anxiety.

As for your little list.
1. 25
2. im on r9k at 5 in the morning you figure it out
3. neither
4. no. at least not yet.
5. I don't know and cant hope to answer this question because my reality is the only one I've experienced. I don't know what's below/above average, I just know what I got. And what I got is my normal.
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1. 23
2. Wanting things that I can't get due to my inferiority
3. Negative
4. No
5. I don't remember being kissed, hugged. Even to this day, I'm not used to it. So probably 3/10

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To Tityboi
From TT
Ayy lmao will you be my Valentine
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Dear femanons,

Die.


Sincerely,
overlord of robots
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To burgerqueen jewman
You're whipped
Love Ll
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Dear Anastasia,

I wish I could have been the one to make you happy. So long as you are happy somewhere, I will forgive the world.

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Post your stats, anons.

>me
>21 years old, male
>like manga, anime, visual novels and videogames
>white, blonde and 6 ft tall
>15 kgs overweight but capable of losing it with motivation
>had one long term girlfriend at one point in my life, so not a virgin
>can drive but only poorly, have a license but only a learner one.
>poor university student but gets good grades
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>18 years old, female
>likes cartoons, movies, comic books
>white, dirty blonde, 5'8
>150 pounds
>tfw no gf but a girl who would tease me a lot
>has a license, rarely uses it. No car
>rich university student and mediocre grades
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>>26312953
>6 ft tall
only manlets can be into Japanese culture because Japanese people are manlets.
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>>26312953
>white, blonde and 6 ft tall
> not a virgin
>have a license
>good grades

gtfo you reddit tier failed normie. This isn't a place for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98_Lqcryp8

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I wake up depressed every morning because my cock has shit girth.

5" girth is pencil as fuck.
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>>26312438
>tfw 5x5

lad.............
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I wake up depressed because my dick is only 15 inches long. Gosh life is so hard for us small dicked fellows.
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>>26312467
Fuck off you memeing faggot.

I'm being serious. It seems like every dick I see has above 5" girth. Porn has fucking ruined me in every way. I'd seriously rather be a trap at this point.

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When I was 7 I asked my friend's dad to wipe my ass
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lmao when I was 7 I took a shit in my friend's backyard
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When I was around 7 I rubbed the neighbors dogs belly in the middle of the street, it got erect and I continued to do so because I didn't understand why it's pink penis was prodding out like that. My mom and dad as well as the neighbors came to their doors (parallel from one another) with my mom shouting for me to come inside
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did he do it OP ? and i remember i was like 7 or 8 staying at my friends house and i woke up in the middle of the night n was to scared to go down the hallway so i pissed in his closet all over his toys

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REAL NIGGA HOURS!
GET IN HERE GUYS!
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Why the fuck did the old one die

Pizza hut wageslave here, get off your NEET asses and come talk. I mean type, because we're all gonna have our fuckin' mics muted.
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Bump where are you niggers at
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>every guy skips me
>every roastie makes a face and then skips me

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rose thread
come here rosebud.

edition: she reads these threads.
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I have nothing to say today lol
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Poll please (original posting)
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>>26312234
>>26312363
hey lou, you are my new friend goodnight

Fellow iron pumpers welcome, low-tests and other non-lifters are not welcome.

>Lifting for months now
>Went from 6ft DYEL lanklet weakling straight to otter-mode who out-lifts all the males in my family
>55kg overhead press, 110kg squat, 140kg dead-lift, 80kg bench-press.
>Weigh 75kg
>Constantly getting compliments from family and all the females in my family who haven't seen me in a long time
>Keep telling me i look great and i don't need to pack on more muscles
>tfw going to get bigger
>Non existent thighs turned into manly thighs with good quads
>never drink soda, liquor, take drugs, eat junk-food
>Nothing but water and my chicken breast, vegetables, rice, oats, whole grain bread etc.. and the works.
>constantly wear shorts and singlets when i go out in public, love showing my body and legs off.


Feel like a fucking boss, faggots.
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>>26310566
Being /fit/ is annoying as fuck. Every time I go out, some fag will come up to me and comment on it, like "Hurr you're so big, do you work out a lot?"
No shit, yes I do work out, it's not as if I hadn't noticed and I've heard this a million times already, shut the fuck up, it's not something of note to me. Probably similar to how really tall people get the same thing about their height, "You're so tall!" No shit, I know that. What about it? Nothing? Okay, bye.
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>>26310566
I've lifted for a year now and I'm still weak as FUCK.
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Hit that 1/2/3/4 OP
Then work on joining the 1000 club
Best thing any robot can do

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Itt we draw ourselves a waifu

http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421


then mock each other mercilessly over our preferences
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just one bump.... then i'll vanish back to my loneliness....
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I've made so many of these threads and no one ever fucking posts in them.

Also, your's is terrible.
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>>26309634
Anyways, have another.

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Haven't seen a cntrl+v/paste thread in a while.
No cheating.
I'll start.

Like Berlin but with less rape.
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>>26308637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faWqdNt7Aeo
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begin
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Enjoy this used reCAPTCHA code.

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Why is the majority of anime so fucking bad? I feel like I've watched everything worth watching.
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>>26308015
Because of its audience.
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Most of the anime fanbase is made up of autists. Autistic people HATE it when you change something. So the industry is forced to stick with "tried and true" tropes, and recycle them over and over again ad nauseum.

You'll have outliers like Monogatari and Kill La Kill, but the moment those shows get popular the autistic fanbase rages hard when you mention those shows, like a hipster who turns his nose up when you mention Alt J.
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Watch texhnolyze.
Pic related

Lets see those desktops and mobile homescreens. I feeling really comfy right now.
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Messy but w/e
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I like these threads
here you go
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>>26304899
shit

>>26304978
terrible

>>26304985
>two clocks
Why?

pretty disappointed

>tfw only hispanic girls are the only girls you can date
>tfw not cholo or white enough so they ignore me
>tfw other girls seem to ignore us too and fall to the bbc myth
>tfw manlet
>tfw brown skin and eyes
What are even the pros of being hispanic beside our food and speaking spanish?
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i've complete given up on hispanic girls as a hispanic male in the us. They either want tyrone or they want tyler. There is no in between anymore .
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>>26304443
Why are so many mexi's fat?
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>>26304443
Do you ever feel like the idea of a qt latina gf is just a meme? All the women around here are whores with shitty skin and ugly noses, but Amerifats tend to see them as perfect, beautiful and pure for some reason.

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What's your biggest insecurity /r9k/?
Is it something you can fix? If so what are you doing about it?

Mine is
>small head and small face

Not a hell of a lot I can do.
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being a fat ass

a shame beacuse its easy to fix but im so lazy
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My receding hairline.

It bothers me because I'm only 21 and I feel like because of this its almost like missing the prime of my youth. Like I skipped that step and went straight from awkward teenager to old baldfag
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Muh original penis

What are you doing on the biggest party night of the year robots?
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watching the game alone at my place smoking weed
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>americans think only they exist
fuck off with your superbowl shit. Real football is better.
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>>26318997
I had no idea it was tonight until just now.

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