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Are you really ok with muslims taking over the world within 3 generations?
http://strawpoll.me/6747652
At this point, I don't give a single shit about "the world"
>>26303530
>tfw your race isn't being cucked and thriving on its own culture
>>26303580
but what about your children, and your children's children?
What were you guys like before you became disgusting misogynistic autists? Surely you weren't just born this way?
>>26302894
I was a cheerful unaware optimistic autismo
>>26302894
We were all born like this
It just takes time for it to brew inside of us until one day it realeses and we become degenerately malfested
I used to be really bright kid, always laughing. I enjoyed my life. Then something broke down and here I am, posting on Mongolian goat hoarding forum
Epic songs thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCD2tB1qILc
>>26302806
shit nig you're right
i love this song
reminds me of a warframe music vid when warframe was good
>>26302827
warframe got destroyed when they put in microtransactions and shit.
>>26302841
yeah
also that new update where they changed parkour and melee
no moire slingshotting
etc
just cuck my shit up senpai
Post your comfiest pics ITT
>>26302310
Well. Here you go friend
A dreamer dreams a dream
Dam son, that looks comfy. they'd seem like good roomates.
I wish i could live with them as my bros..
Why did you come to /r9k/ originally?
>>26302095
I came the last (?) time moot messed with /a/, maybe in 2013? I don't remember when, and I abandoned every other board since I found this place. I don't even go on /r9k/ anymore.
I used to read the /r9k/ archive before the original board died, but never actually went on here. I always thought it was filled with faggots, until I realized I liked being miserable, so whatever.
I don't even remember at this point.
>>26302195
Oh, you asked why, not when. Because /a/ dieded, and I was bored.
>tfw you are so angry with yourself and at the world that you are just getting into shitpost arguments with people on r9k all day long
>>26302094
i know who you are tbqh
>>26302422
I WILL WIN ASSHOLE. YOU CAN'T WIN I WILL GET THE LAST GODDAMN WORD IN THIS THREAD TOO
same tbphwy famalam
>tfw no girlfriend to shit all over your face
>>26302058
What a beta bitch LMFAO
Her tummy must be really upset to be shitting like that
How does her ass hold that much?
Music has really went down hill since the 90s. There were so many different types of music genres topping the charts and you didn't have to be a hot Stacy to make it in the music industry. Now everything is all partying in the club, bleached assholes and big asses.
>>26302033
>Now everything is all partying in the club, bleached assholes and big asses.
You know nothing about the current music scene, faggot
Would you say you were born in le wrong generation?
>>26302033
No it hasn't. For instance, I used to believe '70s' prog was the shit, then I found Estradasphere and The Mars Volta.
Finding good music is very difficult, but the difficulty is in not giving in to subjectivists' populism that 'there are good songs in every genre', not in era bias.
>be me
>be 11 years old
>confessing my sins to the priest
>he suddenly gets up and sits next to me
>he starts petting my knee
>I notice something sharp poking through his vest
>he said everything is going to be alrightnothing was alright /r9k/
I need details or I'm gone. Are you beautiful in anyway?
>>26301895
Oh shit he wasn't carying a knife was he?
>>26302004
I was really really cute back then, I looked very girlish. (I'm a trap now). I'll never forget the death stare he gave me while he pounded my virgin asshole...
Anyone else here just want to buy some land out in the Midwest, live in a nice ranch style house, have a wife and some kids and a dog?
Tbqh I could care less about dating, I just want to find the right woman to have a family with.
>>26301894
I don't know about the family, but if I could, I would buy some land and some farm animals, or maybe have my own farm sanctuary and relax with my chickens and old cows. Also, not in the Midwest. I'd prefer not having my property ravaged by tornadoes.
I want to live alone out in the woods with a farm and a lot of guns and drugs.
Yeah that would be nice.I am not meant for the modern world,I just want to live peacefully in the outskirts of town.The only problem is that I probably won't ever find a wife and a family.
>tfw this board will always be infested with Chads, Chad-wannabes, Stacies, normies who only want to talk about shallow garbage like "jst b urslf" and how they fucked some whore the other night or how they've been without sex for an hour
fucking degenerates I hate all of you
>>26301708
Girl here.
>tfw have gone 20 minutes without my beta orbiters buying something for me
I don't know how to go on. Should I call one up and get his hopes up so I can score a free lunch?
>tfw this board will always be full of shit-posters complaining about other shit-posters
>>26301758
>tfw this board will always be full of shitposters who complain about other peoples complaining about shitposters
>finally get a girlfriend for the first time
>during sex she asks me to choke her
This is just... I want to give up.
>>26301336
What is the problem here?
>>26301336
its common among women
>>26301336
Girls like being dominated
There's nothing wrong with that
It's so weird being a virgin. The large majority of people get laid/have gotten laid at some point, yet I've managed to go throughout all of highschool without getting laid, or any other sexual thing happening to me. To not know such a simple feeling such as having had sex is such a bizarre thing. Even complete losers can/have sex, and I still haven't
Please respondbloxblox
>>26301261
I know that feel bro
And the trouble is is that by the time you're out of your teens basically no-one is a virgin. Even if I'm actually getting somewhere with a girl up have no clue how to escalate and fail yet again
>>26301476
Thank God someone else knows the feeling, it sucks so bad having missed out on so much
How do you feel about abortions, /r9k/?
>>26301069
they're alright
blex
>>26301069
HOHOH OHO
so these threads are moving from /b/ to here now?
anyone in thread now these people? i know but do you?
actually lowers crime rates 20 years after being legalized anywhere by giving would-be single mothers the chance to kill the next generation of criminals
>be me
>be 18
>be autistic as fuck
>have a chad friend, lets call him 'josh'
>josh uses my house to fuck girls(he has a key), and I 'lend' him some money sometimes becuase I don't want to lose a friend
>josh calls me one night "Hey anon, I am bringing some girls to your house, one is for you......"
>tfw he says he will let me get the hotter one
>tfw she is a 16 year old virgin
>tfw josh says girl wanted to lose her virginity to him but since I was such a good friend he sealed the deal for me
>Keep waiting until they arrive, time is around 11 pm
>First I hear the key entering lock socket, as door opens I start hearing voices of girls chuckling and talking with josh
>Autism: On
>Suddenly I feel an anxiety rush, a cold feeling starting from my stomach, it is rising upwards trying to rot my brain
>Run to my room, shaking, I watch as they enter my small living room from crack of the door, while sweet darkness hide my eyes.
>See a 7,5/10 brunette and 9/10 petite blonde
>Blonde wearing black dominant clothes, just my type
>Feel hotness rising from my chest, battling with anxiety
>Josh says "just a moment girls" and start walking towards my room
>Rush to bed and sit
>Josh enters
>"Anon, come meet our guests"
>"I will, just a minute, josh"
>Josh gives me a funny look knowing what kind of person I am "Okay, we are waiting, be quick."
>Start walking back and forth in the room with anxiety
>Realize my dick looks like a rocket launch site in amazons
>Get undressed, enter bathroom and start shaving my dick.
>Hand is shaking, bleed a couple of times, but doing great
>Hear footsteps from room
>Door suddenly opens
>OH SHIT OH SHIT
>It is blondy
>Before she sees me I rush behind shower curtain
>"Hey, are you okay?"
>Damn her parfume smells sweet
>Awkwardly say "Yeah, I will be there."
>"O-kay" thank god she leaves
>Finish my bussiness
>Get dressed
>At the edge of the door leads to living room
>Doki doki
Will continue.
>>26300870
>Realize my dick looks like a rocket launch site in amazons
I'm weak.
>>26300870
Bleeding dick and virgin 16 girl... that sounds fine for me
>>26300925
My sides are fucking inverted from that.
Halp.
