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I'm 21, I have no social skills, and I don't have the same degree of social awareness that most people do. I don't really care if I have Aspergers or not. It's not going to change the fact that I'm a complete social fuck-up, but I really want to know if I have it. It would at least give me an explanation as to why I've been such a social fuck-up my whole life, and would make me feel better knowing that it's not my fault.
Is this a thing that parents do? Do parents just not tell their kids they have autism? I really hope not, because it's a really stupid decision. Throughout my life, I've frequently felt pretty bad about myself for being such a social fuck-up. If someonehad told me that it wasn't my fault that I didn't fit in, and that it was because have Aspergers, it would've made me feel a lot better about myself when I was a teenager.
Sperg here. It's still your fault even if you have it. The diagnosis doesn't absolve you of social responsibility.
>>26284737
Fine. I still want to know if I have it though.
>>26284330
I felt like my parents did the same thing but never told anyone to keep me out of those god awful Retard Classes in school
I am thankful that they thought that through farther than I would have, being in those classes is essentially suicide at 30
I posted here a couple weeks ago, l posted Grindr conversations as an anon messaged my ex and proved he was a whore.
Anyway. He's back from his Euro sex trip. Met him at a McDs. He tried to say he had no sexual intentions, yada yada. It's actually a longer story. Point is he kept lying and lying further, it was amazing in a way. Anyway. So that's done. I promised I'd follow up, tho there really isn't much to say. But there you go robots. Life is suffering, people are assholes, nothing is new.
you deserve it for dating a normie
No one cares you AIDS ridden piece of shit.
>>26284351
Eh he wasn't a normie even. Just a faggot.
He cried at the McDonalds that he was alone now. It was like....yeah, duh, you did this.
Also he said "I'm sorry I hurt you," which is a nice way to apologize without blaming yourself. It sucks, but life's gonna be better once I'm through it all.
>>26284380
Yeah I know. Thread was big, like 300 replies, people told me follow up so just doing it. It can sage and die now, don't really care.
>that kid in computer class who changed his desktop background to a lamborghini
> that kid who needed a class to learn about computers
>That kid who played video games in the back of the class every class
>that kid who kept talking back to the teacher and tried to be funny
Like seriously. Just shut the fuck up already dude.
Okay faggots, let's play a super hard game called "Trying to convince me not to date a whore" (pic unrelated). It goes like this
>be 5'5''
>kinda ugly
>acne and shit
>hairy as fuck
>19 and kissless virgin
>no college degree or shit
>basically, I spend all day long inside, on the computer
>I was like most of y'all
>only that I have the fortunate gift of god of being VERY delusional, thinking VERY high of myself
>have the attitude and self-esteem of kanye west
>start putting some hard action into improving this shit life
>groom
>get rid of acne and shit
>start making loadsa money (I'm some kind of musician)
>start working out
>things are great yadda yadda
>man this shit took months
>but I'm still a fucking kissless virgin
>meet hoe
>pale white, hot, nice ass, innocent bitch face on a depraved bitch
>is a hoe
>like a depraved sex-crazed hoe
>friends be like "anon, anonette is a total slut man"
>I'm like "coooool"
>"She sucks mad dicks man"
>"Cooooooool"
>"She has been assfucked hard, man!"
>"COOOOOOOOOL"
>this hoe is flirting hard with me
>prolly trying to gold dig me (poor dumb hoe)
>wants to date me
>bitch so depraved would do anything that cross my sick mind
Why the fuck not date this hoe?
>she will cheat
I don't like this girl, I just want to fuck her. A lot. Until her body breaks.
>you will get a bad reputation
everyone of my friends and family considers me, both jokingly and not, "insane" (it's a long story that includes the way I act and speak and shit) and knows that I'm depraved as fuck
>she is trying to gold dig you
Good luck for her with that.
Can anyone else tryna convince me? Think not.
So be her fuckbuddy and don't date her.
Fuck her to lose your virginity, don't get her pregnant and then dump her ass when she starts trying to gold dig or becomes too much of nuisance.
>he thinks she will fuck him and not just move on immediately when he doesn't throw cash around
Manlets
What are the health implications of DXM use? I can't find anything concrete. I've been an on and off user for 6 years. Done DXM/DPH doses, low-ish DXM doses, and doses up to 1,500 mg.
I stopped for a few months because I went to the hospital. Thought I was dying. It was the weirdest thing. I had spent all day drinking, got in a fight with my wife, and took 600mg DXM at like 3AM. That's a relatively low dose for me. You probably can't tell I'm on drugs at that dose.
After the low-dose trip, the afterglow seemed to be a weird one and wasn't going away like usual. I didn't sleep that night. Suddenly, around 7AM, I started feeling really weak. It was the weirdest feeling. I just felt like the life was leaving me. I started getting lightheaded and fell to the floor. I couldn't move my limbs and I lost feeling in them. It sounds retarded, but I felt like my brain was losing memories.
My wife called 911. They came and took my vitals and my blood pressure was extremely low, but I laid there and it recovered on its own. Went to the hospital. Felt like a dumbass. Also felt extremely weak for a few hours. I have no idea what happened. Maybe it was the DXM combined with lack of sleep and drinking. But I've taken way higher doses on little sleep and with other drugs and been fine.
So I waited a few months and have been taking low (450-600) doses again for a nice little daytime buzz. Been too scared to venture back into heavy dose territory. From what I can tell, the probably at least 70 times I've done DXM hasn't affected my health. But who the fuck knows. I'll sure feel like a cock if they tell me in 20 years I'm gonna die from some shit I did in my 20s.
>>26283104
Blood problems in my personal experience, blacked out a few times
>>26283131
How do you pinpoint blood problems? What kinds of blood problems?
By blacked out, do you mean did shit you don't remember doing? Or passed out? Or fell asleep?
Drinking and dissociatives are a bad idea. They cause respiratory problems.
I'd take a research chem dissociative if I was gonna start a habit, honestly. A lot cheaper and healthier. Maybe MXP or one of those other non-PCP analog ones.
Robots what the fuck is this on my dick? It started off looking like a normal spot but I tried to pop it nite it's a huge boil. Do I have the herp?
That's a wart
Way to go, you'll get them for the rest of your life
>>26283100
Not herpes. Some sort of infection on your skin.
Probably a pimple or boil. I got one once. Just put a warm compress on it.
>Sexual abuse and torture survivor
>Grew up to become super introverted
>Like video games, reading but also walks and socialising in quiet places with friends
>Friends of the opposite sex tell me I'm pretty, and then as I get older they call me fit or hot
>They flirt with me
>They send me suggestive pictures
>I get invited to places in a way which makes it clear that I'll be going around for sex
>Never do
>Never do more than kiss people
>Overcome with anxiety and triggered like a bitch when I get intimate with someone
>Feel safe when someone I trust holds me, get close to being able to have sex, never quite made it yet
>I don't have feelings for any of the people I know I can trust, and I don't trust myself with any of the people I have feelings for
>Life is going okay, in Uni and working, not a NEET or a failure
>Spend a lot of nights up late alone trying to dodge night terrors
>Becoming numb to lack of intimacy and accustomed to the idea of always being alone outside of socialising with friends
>There's nobody out there for me
>There are people who will jump into this thread to call me a bitch for being alone
>It's easy mode!!!
>They'll claim that being fucked up makes it even easier to find love because everyone wants a damaged partner
>Then they'll read this and realise I'm a guy
>Suddenly the dynamic of the thread changes
>Everyone's attitude changes
>I'll get called a faggot
>Life will go on
Hope you're all having a nice night, fellas.
>>26282825
>Not being senjyougahara
So how much alcohol would it take to get op to reveal her inner cum slut nature
I think only one beer
Legs > tits > ass
Prove me wrong
>>26282628
I think it's
Legs> ass> tits
I don't care much about tits, I just don't like small ones
I thought this sweater was just an anime meme
>>26282628
Ass > Legs > Tits
What the fuck is this garbage comic?
>>26282193
prolly some le mastertrol edit
>>26282260
I'm afraid it isn't
Just looked it up and it's an SJW comic called "Assigned Male"
>>26282193
>unconditional love
what is that thing
What are blonde cheerleaders doing this fine Friday night?
>>26281910
Getting railed by chad of course
>>26281910
Jane? Me.
Stacy? Me.
Your crush? Me.
>>26281936
It's hard to believe some things that are still an original comment
What was this guys name again?
Mike "Grade her with my wanker" Motherspaw
Oh that's Mike "Cherry Popper with his Monster Cocker" Motherspaw
>>26281649
>>26281674
Its good to see people know Mike " Its not rape if she isnt 8" Motherspaw
>Every time a male-anon gets rejected, the girl "friendzones" him and he gains a friend
>Every time I get rejected I'm left with nothing but depression and craving for more ice cream to make me even fatter than I already am
Is this male privilege?
A woman's idea of male "friendship" is having someone to call when they need furniture moved or to unload their boyfriend complaints
>>26281630
This
Women provide no value in a relationship except their body.
Either an ok troll, or fat whale... Either way go kill yourself OP
I'm the creator of the balding rat. Recent shifts in this boards memetic structure have seen this adapted into many other mediums. I consider myself active in contemporary memetic culture..
Please ask me anything (don't say the line - stay on topic)
Hello rato
As fifth gh if
>>26281523
I'm already prematurely bald. If only I had said hello to rato before he existed.
>>26281523
hello rato, guess what rato, I'm already balding so what is going to happen now rato?
Hey fellow robots. Got my hands on some LSD. Thinking about taking 75ug as my first time (alone)
Any tips and tricks? will there be a chance of me going around the house waking people up from tripping?
halp
if you're an anxious/depressed person and going to be in a small room the entire time I wouldn't recommend it, even though 75ug is a small dose, I'm not quite sure, it all depends on the individual. If you can do it outside, that'd be much better.
Hey OP, LSD has lead to some of the best times in my fairly shitty life so I'm gonna help you out here.
I took it in the middle of probably the worst of my 2 year long depressive episode (before I got meds) and for the first time in a long time I was actually happy. This happened about 45 minutes after I dropped, and I could not stop smiling. Physically unable to stop, but it was super nice.
This was back when I had friends to hang out with and a fuck load of weed to smoke, so we mostly sat around finding funny things to watch on YouTube and throwing glowsticks at each other.
To have a quiet, awesome trip, you're going to want
>some pens and paper
>a good set of headphones
>a few different playlists of different types of music
>funny youtube videos on tap
>enough water to get you through 8-10 hours
>If possible as much fresh fruit as you can get
You don't need to have a plan, just having those things available will mean you have enough to keep you occupied and happy for the duration.
Oh, and try to avoid 4chan. It's not good for the psyche.
>>26280540
Ay thanks alot man this is just what ive been looking for! Actually been staying off 4chan for a while to prepare me for this.
>>26280442
I wouldt say that im anxious or depressed but i'm abit too introverted.
>Anon, the past is the past, you shouldn't even think about it anymore. I love you now
>>26280090
I like to act like I would reject her, but i'm desperate for the feeling of being loved and having sex, so I'd probably cuck out and just say 'ok that's great'
wew
>>26280090
>All women are whore's if they have sex with anyone but me.
I don't care if that bitch has taken a thousand dicks before I'd definitely give her a shot
