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>want to talk about how shitty I've been feeling lately
>all my threads get ignored while /fembot/ and cuckposting threads get bumped to the top
>mfw
God I wish I had a place I could go to wallow in self pity without shifting through all this normalfag shit
>>26261753
shut the fuck up, loser
>>>/wizchan/
>>26261753
Here is your reply
originalityyyyy
>>26261753
Better leave /r9k/ this place is ruined
Who owns /nigger fedora/ here?
>literally everybody at college gives me shit ass looks when I wear it
>south carolina
>no niggers around here, but still get discouraging stares
I don't even dress up with a hoodies or anything; I just genuinely like the way these look
How did the bucket hat get the nickname "nigger fedora"?
>>26261436
I am also confused, famalam
>>26261436
Because niggers most often wear them, and they're about as cringy as fedoras. Can you seriously not figure this shit out yourself you fucking retard?
/poorfag/ room thread.
Fellow poorfags, let's compare bedrooms and discuss noneconimic reasons we hate ourselves.
>>26261271
have you considered raising your mattress off the ground?
>>26262396
Also, have you considered raising your computer off the ground?
>>26261271
call me retarded, but that looks kind of comfy
What makes you happy, senpai?
>>26261126
Other peoples wasted efforts.
My autistic imagination.
I used to enjoy television and video games and movies but not so much anymore. now its mostly just drugs
Looking for any fembot or tranny in MI usa willing to take my virginity. 21 6,1 blomde hair green blue eyes. I have social anxiety though so that may be an issue. May be willing to make a "donation" if you come to me.
Pic unrelated
If you come to PA you can fuck me. I'm just a twink not a tranny tho
>>26260870
I am a guy and I will fuck you in the ass and take your virginity. You can call me a tranny if you want.
25 m wisc looking for the same, maybe just cuddling or hand holding
>tfw finally passed my road test today
>tfw the instructor was a kind, soft-spoken milf
>tfw never been so grateful for and attracted to someone in my life
>tfw she felt bad for me and told me how to parallel park when she saw I was nervous and about to fuck up
>tfw "look. you really have to practice parking. promise me you'll do that, okay? But, I'm going to pass you."
There is hope, anons without a license. My dumb ass didn't deserve it at all, but I still got it. We're all gonna make it. I know it's hard to do, but remember that.Promise me you'll do that, okay?
>>26260619
Life starts now, man. Also the same thing happened to me with parallel parking. Never practiced it afterwards. Where are you going first, friend?
>>26260619
>Promise me you'll do that, okay?
HNGGGGGGG
>>26260658
my old town. I moved with my family a month ago and haven't been back since. just walking around there again is good enough for me. I used to take a lot of walks when I lived there at all hours of the day. I know the place like the back of my hand now. what I miss most about it is just being able to walk around. the development I live in now is right next to a high way, so you can only walk a few minutes before the sidewalk stops.
There was this one road in that town, between it and the next one over, that I especially loved to walk on. I have no idea why, but I've never seen such a beautiful sunset as I have on that road. I used to just go out, sometimes at 3 am, and walk back and forth on it for hours until the sun rose and I'd finally walk back home.
I'm so excited, anon. I've been a home body for years because I couldn't go anywhere, but now that I can, I can finally get out. I can finally do something with my life. nothing bad matters anymore. I haven't written in my diary for months and months now, because I was too afraid of being left alone with my thoughts and thinking over and over to myself that I don't have a license yet, but I finally do. I am content. I love you.
Wagescucks, do you have a side gig to make extra money? what do you do?(stocks, freelance work,etc)
Substitute teach, easy job, choose when you want to work
It helps supplement my main job
>>26260492
I have another job. Does that count?
>>26260492
I play poker on the side.
Why are you guys so racist? Cant you go just one thread without saying the N word?
N is for anywhere and anytime at all; right here in the deep blue seeeaaa.
People are free here, I'm sure there are a ton who aren't racist but say it anyway.
You cant say it in day to day life, but it's whatever here
Nigger nigger nigger
>>26261278
200% nigger.
200% original
"Now that you brushed your teeth, you can lay beside me and I'll sing to you 'Spectral Bride' by Giles Corey as you sleep."
How would I fucking sleep if you're making noise? Stupid bitch.
>>26259933
no.
red flags for girls
>she has a "doge" t-shirt
>tfw you will never lay in bed with the lights off and shades drawn with a qt at your side listening to Giles Corey
>tfw you will never see her dressed in ghostly white
>tfw even if you did get a gf, she wouldn't appreciate the music that you listen to
There is no hope.
This bitch on Plenty of Fish strung me along, and I thought we were gonna get somewhere maybe go out on a date.
She keeps saying how she doesn't want to text or meet me at this point,
But then she asks to be my friend on FB, and I'm like, ok, maybe we're getting somewhere now.
Suddenly I see she has all this ANTI-Trump shit on it.
Red flags go up.
The following conversation actually happened.
>>26259767
you guys are getting along pretty good, to be honest.
/shrug
>>26259767
Honest question: Why do you want to date her? She sounds like a horrible cunt.
>>26259767
Why do roasties enjoy mental gymnastics so much?
Surely they know that anybody who isn't a cuck fucking hates that shit?
>tfw literally ZERO women have ever been attracted to you
>>26259546
In the past I had girls who were interested. There hasn't been anybody seriously interested in me for years though.
Everyone dies alone in the end.
This may sound generic as shit
Put yourself out there
Go out. Go to clubs. Go to bars. Go to raves. Go to shows. Go to movies. Go to restaurants.
Get pissed drunk. Get drunk to the point where you don't even give a fuck. Talk to a chick. Might go somewhere, you'd be surprised.
Go to church, go to mass. Make friends
Go somewhere senpai, where you meet friends
Go to parties, chat up random chicks and guys and shit
Make friends
You'll meet chicks that way.
You can't be that bad looking senpai. There are some ugly fucking chumps out there, yet they have girlfriends, why is that?
You must read every post in this thread out loud over vocaroo edition
>>26259459
"im a normie for being confident enough to broadcast my voice for dozens of people"
go COCKSUCK yourself to sleep
Hi Chad here I'm full normiemode.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/04/dave-mirra-dead-bmx-legend-dies-at-41/
>BMX bike legend Dave Mirra -- who once had the record for the most X Games medals -- has died of an apparent suicide ... TMZ Sports has learned.
>Cops say the 41 year old's body was found in his truck in Greenville, North Carolina Thursday with an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
>We're told he had been in the area visiting with friends.
>Mirra leaves a wife and two kids.
>Story developing ...
>successful famous rich athletic athlete kills himself leaving a beautiful wife
>Me a 28 year old poor loser living in his parents basement working at walmart part time that never had a girlfriend -is alive
I keep running out of reasons to keep going. If this guy felt his life was so unlivable , the fuck do I make out of mine?
>>26259232
1. he didn't do it and its been setup
or
2. he found out his wife cheated on him, cucked him, and their children aren't genetically his and an hero'd
>>26259232
I played his game on ps1 ;-;
Look who turned into a qt....
But she was always a qt...
>>26259083
I remember chuckling through portions of Elliot's manifesto.
I wish I could cuck Elliott by fucking his sister.
Feels pretty good actually 2bh
>>26258915
it literally doesn't feel good
feeling good is nearly all about chemistry like literal chemistry
how would you not become warped and jaded if you were straight edge, like why in the living hell would you feel good?
>>26258915
Does it indeed feel quite pleasant, good sir?
>>26258994
I AM warped and jaded.. Vidya is better imo
