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Hey guys, it's me from yesterday giving an update for >>26231134
Brief overview:
>I'm a 26 y/o KV
>I have never approached a girl in my life
>I see a girl regularly at the railway station
>admired her from a distance for a while
>saw her staring at me once, then quickly turning away when I noticed her
>it's my birthday today, turned 26 y/o, so decided to mark this occasion by growing a pair of balls and for once in my life approach a girl
So here's how today panned out.
Woke up bright and early, showered, put on my best clothes. Got to the railway station as early as possible. Stood around the platform pumping myself up by listening to some music on my phone. Thought about the best opening lines to say to her when I approach, there were a lot of good suggestions in the thread yesterday. My favourite was:
>"Hey, I feel like I keep seeing you around here, I wanted to say hi. I'm [name]
>She says her name. la di da.
>"Nice to meet you, [name].
>"Hey listen I gotta run and do X but you seem cool, let's grab a coffee sometime. What's your number?"
I repeated those sentences in my head many, many times.
Things did not go well. They did not go well at all.
I turn around and see her coming my way, I expect this since this is the path she always takes everyday and I placed myself in the best position in her path.
As she's about to pass me, I say "umm hi" to catch her attention, she doesn't look at me at all, I take a step towards her and say "hey", she definitely hears me now, but keeps her gaze fixed in the distance, continues walking forwards and completely and utterly ignores me.
I can't help but feel humiliated, luckily my train arrives right then and I storm into the train and I fuck right off out of the railway station.
[CONT]
Those planned opening lines were of no use at all. I never got to use them. She obviously had zero interest in me. She must have seen me around the station too and knew I might approach her by the way I acted. Why else would she show no emotion at all and absolutely ignore me like that? At least be a little startled when someone starts talking to you.
I calmed down after a while, I laughed at myself even. This is what can happen when you put pussy on a pedestal. Thank god I didn't pine for her any longer than I did. I wanted to know for sure whether she was interested and I got my definitive answer today. No.
I will be depressed for the next few days but I think I'll be fine. At least there are few positive takeaways from this sorry affair
>when approaching girls, never talk to them while they're walking since they could blow you off. approach them while they're stationary
>I got my first approach out of the way, it took a lot to get my mind into the position to do the approach, but my next approach to a new girl will be much easier since I know rejection is painful, but not the end of the world.
Thank you for your support yesterday anon, I love you guys.
>>26252882
Hah brilliant, finally pluck up the courage and ignored. Typical, good tip on stationary women > mobile women though, I'll remember that. Good you're just taking it on the chin.
>>26252877
you approached, got ignored, but did you die?
See, every time you survive the rejection you can try again on someone else.
BTW I'm really surprised no one mentioned that trying to socialize at the subway/railway station is not the best idea since people only go there when they have places to be. I think you'd have a better shot if you went somewhere people go to waste time.
>On computer
>Have to take a piss
>Minimize all windows
>Shut off both monitors
>Turn off wireless mouse
>Back in less than a minute
The only person I live with is my Grandfather, who wouldn't even be able to figure out how to turn the monitors on, but I do this everytime.
See, this is why people use pissbottles. Because closing all my anime shit is too much work.
iktf
live with parents, one time i left some beast porn up on my monitor and my mum saw it
>>26252864
dat paranoia.
I do the samething with my laptop
What happened with the last girl you asked out?
She was a lesbian. At least she said she was.
>>26252705
She laughed to her friends and said "ewww, no me gusta" she wasn't spanish, she was just trying to be funny.
>>26252758
>laughter
>"eww"
>told her friends
Damn that's one unfortunate trilogy
>>26252801
Yeah, oh well. What can ya do?
one of these threads?this is original desu
Fuck the past, fuck the present.
Rocket my ass into the future.
bump
qwertyuiop
>>26251977
original commentjdushsia
You can't be a robot if you're 6 feet tall +. I've seen fat and ugly guys at least that height or even neckbeards and asians that height who have gotten gfs. If you're a manlet however, life will be miserable for you and you'll never have a gf in your life because everyone you see and meet will hate you.
>>26251893
But anon I'm Indian how could I ever make it
>>26251893
Where's my fucking gf then?
>>26251908
You're tall, if you have that magic 6 then grils will go for you. I'm a white manlet and I stand no chance.
robots, I have made the /r9k/ crossword puzzle. Can you solve it?
I don't know most of these... I thought noble way to die was going to be sudoku
>>26251910
forgot my pic, all I got
>>26251779
You are supposed to say if a solution is 2 or more words. Otherwise it is assumed the solution is 1 word. So for the case of 5 across, it should have a parenthetical containing 2 words as the solution is 'an hero'.
tl;dr you are shit at making crosswords
Being an introvert sure is fun
the people that make these are never actual introverts
>>26251690
>>26251727
>they both fell for the introvert/extrovert meme
If you're an introvert then you literally have no excuse for being single.
Anyone else /homeschooled/ here?
>tfw I could've been a normie
>tfw never got any social interaction with kids my age
>tfw I was raised by a single mother after father selfishly commits suicide
The worst part is I know what I missed out on. I could've been something
t. khhv
>>26251620
You couldn't have been normie silly that's why you were homeschooled :p your father committed suicide to escape that he'll :( any don't you follow his footsteps :)
>>26251620
>tfw not only did my parents "homeschool" me, they gave me absolutely no structure or anything to learn from
>took me a month to realize I wasn't going to get an education unless I gave one to myself
>spent the next five years volunteering at the library and reading every single day
>managed to graduate (get an equivalency certificate that meant the same thing as a highschool diploma) when I was 15
>going back to college now and I have so many holes in my education it's disgusting
I have the potential to do so much, and I'm STILL being held back by their negligence. One day I'll finally catch up with my peers and shit down my parent's throats for how much they've hurt me.
>>26251729
That really sucks anon, props for having the strength to pull yourself out of this rut.
How come you aren't an international arms dealer?
>tons of money
>buy a home in a penthouse in Dubai with a fantastic view overlooking the city
>get on a speedboat with hot bitches in bikinis
>can go to stripclubs and "make it rain"
>be a baller, shotcaller, straight up G
>get to deal with the Russian mafia and have more connections to the criminal underworld, eventually join an international crime syndicate run by white men
>end up marrying a hot woman from some eastern european country like Moldova or Bulgaria
>get to go out with your woman on your arm in a fancy fur coat, going to your expensive sports car as others wish they could be you
Seriously, why the fuck aren't you an arms dealer yet?
i only have 2 arms and i need them to masturbate and shitpost
Because I don't have the necessary skills.
>>26251317
How do you even get into that kind of work? I can't even find a job as a wage slave.
If it is possible to clone yourself, would you do selfcest robots?
I would, since I'm too lonely.
>>26251237
Oh absolutely. Twincest is unbearably hot to me and if I could engage in it I would, again and again.
that's gay.
Would rather pull off pranks with my other self so that some girl I hate thinks I have teleportation abilities or something.
What's it take to be a male pornstar?
Big dick
Get hard and stay hard on cue
>>26250769
>Big penis
>Ability to last long (in terms of keeping an erection and not cumming)
>Comfortable in front of the camera (Can stay hard in front of the camera, no performance anxiety)
Also decent physique generally, need the stamina to keep going too.
Damn i love Elliot Rodger so much. Every time i feel down i just watch a few of his videos and instantly feel better. His voice is so calming "Hey Elliot Rodger here" sounds like angels. Also he loved nature like i do.
Anyone else watching his videos daily?
This is my favourite one of him senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4CressilIo
>>26250080
>Every time i feel down i just watch a few of his videos and instantly feel better
me too
not much to contribute, but every elliot thread deserves a bump
>>26250123
Thanks for the bump friend. I wish i could have been his friend and wingman
>i see all these young couples and it reminds me of all i dont have
It's weird to think normal people have girlfriends and daily physical contact with girls, even daily sex. this is normal to most people, i really cant grasp this
How often do you shower? Do you shower before bed or after waking up?
>Showering before bed
>Thinking you're clean after 9h in your bed
Wtf ?
Usually when I wake up before work or if I go somewhere I'm going to be for a few hours.
>>26249903
I only shower at night if I know I will get fuck all for sleep and be too tired to wake up early enough to shower.
What does a 1/10 male look like?
>What does a 1/10 male look like?
Like this.
>>26249870
Plz
He;s at least 6'0
I could never compete
>>26249855
they look like someone who doesnt have confidence and doesnt know how to be themselves.
Who /gf but no friends/ here?
>2016
>not being /no gf and no friends/
fuck off, normiecuck
I do have green frogs
I'm in that situation and have been for years now. I've been with her for 8 years now and she's just about the only thing stopping me from hanging myself desu
