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HOW CAN REAL WOMEN EVEN COMPETE?
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>>26239428
Traps have all the cons of having a girlfriend, without having a vagina and being able to make babies.

Why the fuck would I want a mentally-ill man in disguise when LITERALLY OVER HALF of the 7+ BILLION human population is female?

Get over your degenerate, disgusting fetish.
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Can a crossdresser provide sons for me to raise? Daughters for me to molest? No?
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>>26239951
Working womb transplants for transsexuals will be available in less than 8 years.

>Quit your job women aren't supposed to work, be my housewife and let me provide for you
>Ok I want to buy this list of videogames this list of manga this list of anime this list of fan products this computer and tablet which are gonna be mine btw you are not to touch or use them whatsoever these trips to these anime cons these books these tools to create my passion etc
>Wtf I ain't buying you that shit
>Ok guess I won't quit my job
>Look providing means I only give you basic necessities
>And why would I quit my job for those when I already provide them myself for me better than you ever could along with a good selection of those nice things mentioned earlier? If I were to be your housewife my condition would worsen, I would lose a lot of things that give me joy and I would lose control over my own life for basic shit I already can get myself which would be very stupid of me. I want to improve my condition not make it worse

Why do men say they want to provide for a woman when they really don't? If you want to provide for me that means you provide me with everything I want, otherwise I'd rather secure my living standards and provide for myself as I already do. It's more logical to me than being forced to be a house slave waiting for massa's approval on everything and be expected to even be thankful for that, when I am a free person.
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you just arent worthy enough, thats why. work on yourself first before you bitch about things you dont even have the slightest clue about
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>>26239230
And here comes the autist taking everything literally. I already have a husband, retar.
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>>26239312
>>26239230
Furthermore, anon. I like myself as I am. I have a good job with which I can get myself all the basic necessities for a good living and more. I am resilient, I am good by myself and I have ambitions. Why should I drop all that for a man who doesn't care about me? If your answer is "because you're a woman" being a woman doesn't mean one is without dreams, desires and ambitions of her own. That's why I married my husband who respects that and respects my ambitions and not a robot who just expects me to be a slave.

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also how do people like pic related who have so little to offer have such meme standards
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>I plan to go to college to be a FBI behavior analysis! (:

:)
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>>26238907
She's good looking herself and dreams about a handsome man. What's the problem.
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>>26238907
Because they can. This looks ridiculous to you but if were to hack into her account and look at her messages you'd see a couple dozen guys offering to buy her dinner or some shit.

There will always be somebody more desperate than you.

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why don't you lift instead of being a whiny little faggot?
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my genetics dont allow me to put on muscle. im an ectomorph btw
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>>26238853
Because I like getting fucked in the butt, doms think I'm cute this way
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Who's to say I can't do both?

What, could you not afford a second mercedes because you crashed your first one?

Did mommy tell you no internet after 6 PM because you got a B on your math exam

Explain this shit please
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well these immigrants attacked me with waterguns and ran away once, this wouldn't happen if I wasn't white
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>all whites are rich
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I was stuck in an orphanage and forgotten about for 18 years.

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What are all the qualities of a Chad, /r9k/?
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Hairless manlet on the left
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>>26238053
look at them chickenlegs
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>>26238092
He also has shit-tier chest insertions.

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Anybody still here from 2008 r9k?
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Sadly, yes
Sadly
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>>26237999
Yes and I have no idea what keeps me here.
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>>26238250
Inertia and despair?

So I fucked up on this conversation pretty hard.
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>>26237977
then i said this.
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>>26237977
>not sending dick pics as soon as requested
Nigga
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>>26237991
and then i fucked it all up

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Is getting a gf similar to finding a job?

I've tried for both hundreds of times and all I get is rejection.
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I'll be your gf post your Kik. I've been rejected hundreds of times too.
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>>26237910
It's the same, but instead of passive aggressive rejection, you get laughed at in your face. I've given up on both.
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>>26237910
post ur resume

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Will God make me tall if I ask?
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>>26237672
No, sorry OP.
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>>26237672
No, he's busy helping the starving children across the world
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>>26237809
Why? Jesus said he'd move mountains for me if I asked him to, I don't want an NBA career, just to be taller
>>26237834
God is everywhere he can't be busy

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who of you robots tends to blush a lot?

mine happens every fuckin time someone compliments me, specially if there are other people around. so fuxking annoying.
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>>26237522
I think i used to or something but then i became deeply ashamed about that and sort of trained myself to turn less red (i hope) noone has ever commented on it though.. i do have the tendency to sweat profusely but then again that might just be because im not eating properly
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>>26237522
Look at her she's going red! Haha
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>>26237608
how exactly did you train yourself not to blush?

>boyfriend likes it more when I draw him hentai than sending nudes
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tfw accidentally stick tampon up my butt
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tfw need the attention
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Can we see it? It must be pretty good

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>at work
>I'm a relatively new hire
>see cute co-worker come in to start her shift while I'm walking to get something on the other side of the store
>keep in mind I've talked to her once before and it was a purely professional conversation, no flirting or anything at all of that nature
>say "good afternoon!" to her in a normal, but slightly enthusiastic tone
>she literally replies "hey creep" and walks the opposite direction

I almost broke down into tears after that.

I'm probably going to quit next week even though I love the job and will probably never find something that pays as good as it ever again
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>>26236827
Abysmal faggotry is afoot here. You need to let your balls drop.
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>>26236827

>Not saying " bitch" under your breath but loud enough for her to hear it
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>>26236721
get back at her and be as creepy as possible

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4chan is the most cynical place in the world, literally

You really think coming here every single day isn't having a negative effect on your brain?
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I started coming here AFTER I became suicidal. Before I thought this site was "beneath" me.
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been here since 2006, while in highschool, I sometimes wonder how I would be if I never came here. probably much better. but probably much worse in the same sense
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>>26236829
You think this is helping?

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER!
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kanye sucks ass ken
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>>26236392
hater
original fucking comment jesus
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SOMETHIN WRONG
I HOLD MY HEAD
MJ GONE
OUR NIGGA DEAD

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