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Anyone mentally ill?
I am having an auditory hallucination and its annoying as fuck
>Live in apartment
>Make slightest noise, like chair sqeaking a little when trying to stand up
>"Mom! 'that guy' made noise again!"
>Panic
>Notice there is no way that kind of small noise could go through thick wall
>"Anon actually this is not voice from another floor but its telepathy from nearby city"
>lolwut
>Get in bed
>That sound from the bathroom pipe
>It sounds like a voice
>It is making fun of me
>Get angry because of this madness of mine
Hallucinations are reaching meme status 2bh, you just convinced yourself you're hearing shit.
It's gonna get real fun when you start getting visual hallucinations.
QUICK solve for x: x^2 + 25?
Schizos are usually stupid asf bruh, It's like exact opposite of being an Autist.
Just a short questionnaire on a few subjects, because I'm genuinely interested.
What are your opinions on:
1. Race
2. Homosexuality
3. Genders
4. Religion
5. Death Penalty
---
I'll go first, since it's only fair.
1. I don't really care. It's not that I "don't see color," because everyone does, but I usually don't give a shit. I judge people by actions, not appearances.
2. Once again, I'm pretty neutral on this. We're dangerously close to overpopulation as it is, so more homosexual couples adopting kids is a positive, in my eyes.
3. I believe that there are Males, and there are Females. End of story. Anything else is a pretentious cry for attention, and if any of this tumblr-bullshit ends up being taken seriously, society is going to become way more complicated than it should be.
4. I'm an indecisive bitch (agnostic). I don't believe in a god, but I don't disbelieve either. I'm willing to keep an open mind.
5. It should be legal, but only in cases where there is irrefutable proof that the defendant committed the crime in question. Also, a death-row gladiator coliseum with real medieval weapons and animals would be pretty sick, but I get the feeling that the normies won't agree with me.
So what's your opinions on these things?
1. Race doesn't matter to me
2. Im cool with gay people
3. I really don't care what you identify as just don't get all pissy if I use the wrong pronoun
4. I atheist/agnostic but I have no problems in others believing in what they want as long as they're not hurting anyone
5. I'm against the death penalty as a general rule but I'm open to execute people but they have to be scum of the earth
1. I don't care but non-whites get fucked hard pham
2. Don't care
3. male, female and androgynous
4. Dumb
5. No
>>26258745
1: Born that way, don't really see why I should give a shit.
2: Same as number 1.
3: I only acknowledge male, female, and fluid as real genders. I know several fluid people, and that basically encompasses all of the Tumblr-snowflake genders.
4: Atheist, believe that religion is incredibly harmful for intellectual and social reasons, but I won't get mad at you or try to stop you from practicing it, as long as you don't try to shove it down anyone else's throats.
5: To be quite honest my relative, I'm split on the death penalty. I know first hand that some people will literally never change, no matter what kind of rehab you put them through. However, a fairly large amount of executions due to the death penalty are done on innocent people, so I'd rather not take the chance.
I have a house, job, loose group of friends, and fulfilling hobbies. But I'm tired of living and cumming alone. I need a house-slut--someone who lives in/takes care of my house and has sex with me; like a house-wife but more honest.
But my house-slut must induce lactation and understand whose house they live in. I expect nose/nipple piercings, slutty cow outfits, and to never have to buy milk again. You could be ugly, I don't care because your face isn't important and one of your duties would be learning how to apply good make up. You could be fat, it'll just add to the cow girl fetish and you'd probably lose weight when lactating heavy (600ish calories a day, as much as a 3 hour work out)
Dedicated fembots only.
>>26258582
>Dedicated fembots only.
GTFO you turbo normie.
go to
>>>/soc/
o r maybe
>>>/biz/
and advertise your job vacancy there
>septum piercingENDURANCE RUN
>>26258582
So what do you provide for me?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
THEY EVEN ADVERTISE ON THE SITE!
WHAT
THE
FUCK
How much do you get paid to keep posting this shit here?
Many said this would happen when you dumbasses started with the whole Smug Pepe and PPPP. Did you listen? Fucking no.
Bed. Made. Lie.
This is a banner on /pol/
Why do brainless retards pray to god and ask him to fix shit they themselves or other human beings fucked up? They must literally have the brains of 5 year olds.
What's the source on that gif? I've seen it around and wanna jerk off to the Jav.
They do it in order to speak to their subconscious? It's a tried and tested thingy, must be a reason for it.
>>26257811
>and ask him to fix shit they themselves or other human beings fucked up?
god is the root source of those or any other problems
if not, he's not god
So Ive become a supervillian. And I'm doing it for you /r9k/.
here we go
>have broken nose that makes me look like a ugly kike for almost 5 years.
>finally get it fixed and I end up looking good af.
>i start to notice girls around me are attempting conversation with me.
>girl at work begins to flirt with me
>still have my /r9k/ anti woman attitude.
>finally be drinking one night and some drunk girl is all over me. And All the while i an being borderline insulting.
Also i should mention i have a huge thing about people toching me. Basicly i hate all physical contact.
>aaannnyywayyy this girl has end up putting her hand on y lower ack and touches my lips with her finger.
>i flip
>tell her to get her hands off of me and to have some self respect because she is obviously way below my standards blah blah blah
> i was also a bit buzzed so i dont remember exactly what was said.
>she runs off crying
>i feel good. Legitimately good, first time in a while.
> I begin to do this whenever I'm oht drinking.
>eventually my friends as me waht my problem is, as i destroy these whores who attempt to conversatw with me in front of everybody almost every single time
>friends stop wanting me to hang out with them at bars as they think i have issues. and they are actually trying to get laid
>except for my one friend jeff who thinks its hillarious.
>end up going to a bar alone, within a half hour I destroyed this one cute blonde girl who said i looked familiar, (i get that one a lot)
>get her a beer
>she is obviouslg really into me
>i pretend to be half paying attention to her
>she keeps going on and on about some bullshit
>she ends up saying she thinks im really cute
>the time has come
>give her a disgusted look
>tell her she doesnt even know me, and that her coming onto me is pathetic and to get away from me and leave me alone
>pay for my drink.
>she looks demolished
>laugh in her face and tell her to just walk away because shes emberassing herself.
contd
>>26257797
>pay for my drink
>she sulks away.
>i notice people looking at me and talking amongst themselves
>bartender giving me wierd looks.
>have to stop from laughing i walk out and am laughing as i walk to my car.
>come home post to r9k.
im a bit drunk but it was well worth it. I may start going to other bars in he area because I think my antics are becoming noticable because i pretty much go to this college bar near my appt.
Anyway what ya guys think?
>>26257797
thats pretty lame as far as being a supervillain I would have at least tried to put a bomb on a bus or something or rob a bank
>>26257926
i mean i dont know how to make a bomb. and if i google it im sure the fbi would shoot me.
Nice night, isn't it? Bet it would be nice for you to stay up, wagecuck. But the sad thing is that you need your rest for your big day of slavery tomorrow.
>>26257512
tomorrow is my last day before my two days of freedom, ha! take that you pathetic NEET
>>26257512
NEETS have no argument to a person who enjoys their job
>>26257881
So less than 5% of the total working force? hilarious.
Wake up, she's the first thing you see, what do?
>>26257134
Smile probably, although I am drunk as fuck right now
I'll scream. What kind of stupid question is this?
wake up againhere's your fucking original comment you piece of shit thanks for ruining my amazingly witty posts
>Hey buddy, can I borrow like $200-$500? I promise it's a one time thing, and ill pay you back by summer. Im def not the borrowing money type.
What do you do?
>>26256652
NO
that's shitload money in my country minimal monthly wage is 400$
If it was a very close friend and lending that kind of money wouldn't destroy me and ONLY it was for an extreme situation and I would have to monitor over what the money is being spent on
I can think of a couple people I've been friends with for over 10 years I'd say yes to
ok.25% interest.
>old lady coming out of the bathroom
>she can barley get the door open
>finally manages to get out and is angry at me
>says "you couldn't hold the door for me you dumbass?"
>reply with y you too
Why are women so fucking entitled?
>>26256371
>"you couldn't hold the door for me you dumbass?"
>reply with y you too
i like you, op
>>26256371
i would've laughed in her face
>>26256371
Why didn't you hold the door open?
Jesus Christ, you're a faggot
anyone else highschool dropout loser ?
how do you deal with the feels ?
I got my ged years ago. Better than nothing.
>>26256249
Why did you drop out, anon?
>>26256271
whats a "ged" ?
>>26256284
dunno
What time period and location should my novel be set in?
Depends what its about.
>>26256240
Classical Germany
800ad in an indian tribe with all their brown dicks floppin about like pocahantas but realy gay much more gay than you thought was possible
what would do you if you were born as a pretty woman (only physically, the rest is still there)
I'd fuck Chad
>>26256072
I don't know what I'd do, that would depend on how well I was raised (trained)
>>26256098
then why hate on girls who fuck chads
Who /feelingmoredepressedthanusualtoday/ here?
>>26255693
jag
>>26255693
this past week has been probably the worst week of my life. I ended things with someone I really loved, and I feel fucking horrible. I haven't left my house in days and it's pathetic.
so yeah, you could say I'm /feelingmoredepressedthanusualtoday/.
>>26255693
Today has been especially horrible
>you all spend all day obsessing over 9/10 girls who pretend to be "quirky" and "fembots"
>when 5/10 actual aspie fembot Erica comes you shun her by pointing out every flaw and refuse to accept her
This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
>>26255519
I would accept her in an instant if she was into the same things I was.
>>26255559
But, she never is. So she doesn't matter.
>>26255559
>implying I would trust Erica in your hands
