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>"Crisis hotline, this is Taquisha. Can I help you?"
KFC is closed. What do?
Ayo, was we really kingz and shiet?
>>26274363
wut wuz thu egyptianz and shiet agein?
Do you like Asian guys?
They're okay
I pretty much like all races equallyexcept for black people, though I am slightly more inclined towards whites
Some are really cool, mostly Korean Americans. If he smokes weed chances are hes cool af.
Then on the other hand they are a bunch of hardass try hards who project their insecurities on everything else.
Its either or in my experience, cool or jackass.
Japanese guys are descended from crazy fucks though so I may be more uncomfortable around them.
I have never met a Chinese person
They seem like bros. I've only met two and they were very nice compared to most people I come across.
http://www.thebolde.com/12-reasons-youre-single-even-though-youre-catch/
>>26274115
link won't work
post the reasons here, I'm interested for some fucking reason
Textless posts are not allowed.
Not original.
>>26274349
And that, robots, are the reasons why you've been rejected.
My nigga, how long does Xanax take to start working?
Swim took 1mg for the first time ever 30 mins ago.
>>26274005
+1mg now
You'll know, anon...you'll know. If you just took it as a complete pill (as in , not crushed up or dissolved) you could be mostly sober for the next hour or so.
If you have a beer or something in the fridge drink ONE AND ONLY ONE. If you feel like mixing things up.
Also, how much do you weigh?
>>26274091
I'm pretty big, about 240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
staring into her brown are is like a warm mother's embrace
I know. I'm in love with her too
>>26273967
She's hot(especially in the faceshot position she's in) but you seriously need to stop advertising her shitty vids.
>>26273967
fyckinghell
I meant to type "staring into her brown eyes is like a warm mother's embrace"
sorry
but would any of your be up for homosexual experimentation?
nigga u gay
but seriously, let me guess, you want to try sucking cock just to see what its like
ew are you gay? hey look everyone anon is gay hahahahahahaha
no if im going to suck a dick it will be a cute feminine penis
>ywn experience true VR
>>26273565
>played a Nintendo VirtualBoy demo unit in a Blockbuster sometime around 1995.
>Never using VR again
Hang in there
They are going to make anime real
Miku is a shitty corporate whore waifu
Reminder Trump is the /r9k/ candidate.
>Will bring back the American spirit of the 50's and kill slut-culture
>Defund planned parenthood and fight slut culture
>Deport illegal immigrants and thus stop Spic culture
>will btfo feministwhores
>has not attacked NEETbux
But anon, he's literally Hitler
If trump doesn't win and destroy the SJWs like it was foretold in the prophecy I am going to end my life.
>>26273639
It's going to happen. You just need to vote anon
>this is what single moms actually believe
>>26273467
They believe it because there are a lot of IRL examples. Beta providers exist in mass.
would he knee before a boy?
>>26273467
I'm a massive faggot but that made me smile inside. At least that's one girl that might have some father figure in her life and not grow up a massive cunt.
Can girls actually be geeks?
I need a definitive answer on this.
if they have niche interests and are also physically hideous, yes
>>26273442
Yes.
That was a very easy question, anon.
>>26273470
They don't need to be physically hideos. Hannah Minx, for instance, is a geek.
The implication here is a geek must also be a sexless loser, and that is inaccurate.
I'll post a story:
>be me
>live in london
>just started secondary school
>7/10, decent looking
>pretty smart
>especially science, but good with maths
>shy too
>people start mingling
>shit anxiety and autism stop me from that life
>i don't mind, as long as im smart
>become top of class in many subjects
>only source of pride is my mind
>believe that those who focus on social interactions won't be happy in the future
>believe that my mind will take me to a happy life with a secure job
>year later
>in year 8
>chads and staceys start to emerge
>realise the high school culture that american teen movies portray have had a ripple effect on other countries
>uk to be affected first
>anyways, cliques begin to form
>most attractive people happen to be hanging out with each other
cont.
Still waiting for that continue OP
>>26273155
Haha yeah guys i'm like totally hot and stuff and smart and things that's why i don't have any friends. im too smart and handsome for these fucking nerds
>>26273155
>attractive people are at least 9/10
>normies begin to form their own groups, but follow the behaviours of the popular kids
>popular kids treat normies badly
>normies do same to people like me
>i continue to pay attention in lesson
>year 8 chads are comfortable with throwing shit at me
>i try to ignore them
>they're laughing and pretend it wasnt them
>''can you please stop that?''
>they ignore me and throw shit again when im not looking
>mfw teacher doesn't care
>i ignore the pens thrown at me
>hide the fact it hurts
>''is anon a robot or something?''
>''hey stacey, look at anon act like a robot!''
>staceys look at me like some weird species
>''he's sooo weird..''
>they start giggling
>other students join in
>''he's so anti-social''
>curl up and everything goes hazy
>distorted laughter
>i start crying
>try to run out of class
>teacher stops me
>everyone's confused about whats going on
>''check out anon. what a beast''
>everyone laughs again
>''PLEASE STOP LAUGHING''
cont.
>be very depressed
>call hero hotline
>commit hero
>get laughed at by hotline worker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9AQVKMnDPc
>>26272497
It was clearly a stressed/nervous laugh
I hate roasties as much as anyone here, but at least hate them for the right reasons
>>26272528
This
She wasn't really laughing at him
>>26272497
I hate this pic cause shes like my dream girl
Hey /r9k/. Do you think it is possible for one man to eradicate whole humanity? Like, could you create a virus in a lab at home so deadly that it would make humans go extinct? What would be the best way to do something like that?
>>26270689
please don't extinct me
>>26270689
You're not intelligent enough. Get over it. I did, you should too.
>>26270689
>inb4 edgy underage
I am just wondering
Why hello there, wagie!
Now before you get all angry and upset, I'd like to thank you on behalf of all NEETs.
Thank you for working extra hard to pay for my subway and tendies
Thank you for paying for all my bills and other expenses
Thank you for allowing me to enrich myself in the studies of music and philosophy
Now, be a good boy and get back to work! You've got an entire 2 days of freedom waiting for you, wagie.
Unless, of course, Mr Shekelstein calls you in tomorrow...
And as always
Another day, another dollar.
>>26270678
Please have sex
Also, it's snowing
>>26270699
wagin and ragin. ragin and wagin. never change wagie. never stop being a useless cog in a stupid machine that is easily replaceable and doesn't contribute to humanity
wagecuck here, its all worth it because you repay us with these hilarious threads :)
so /r9k/, how many of us here have been to psychotherapy/counselling? Give me your stories and experiences there, looking for dissertation ideas so anything odd or interesting that has happened in therapy...
>>26270476
forgot to add, psychiatry too
I've been going to a psychologist since i was 14, ask away
>>26270523
well, im mostly intersted in any experiences that stood out, perhaps certain techniques they used or things that you remember as odd or interesting.
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