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If I become rich will somebody love me?
You'll never know if it's you or your money they love. But you'd be pretty certain it's the latter.
t. rich
that depends ...
will you buy some games for me?
>>27069276
They'll love your money.
What things bring joy to your life?
>>27069150
https://youtu.be/_0K6OyhRJfs
The noise the 21 second of this intro makes me cum every time
>>27069332
https://youtu.be/tTq6Tofmo7E
opps wrong video
consuming media
daydreaming
30+ thread?
how are my fellow 30+ anons doing?
are you neet? wagecuck? salaryfag?
are you close to an hero like myself?
>>27069137
33 yo here. You posted my all time favorite album. Neet right now bc I quit my job in december. Probably killing myself before I go homeless.
>>27069137
29 going on 30 in like 5 months.
In the past year I've:
>quit smoking
>gotten laid
>lost 35 pounds
>got a sweet work from home gig pulling 6 figures
>visited Japan
It gets better fellow robots. Better with age.
>>27069250
Hey I got laid in my 20's. You seem like a college educated not loser. Believe me when you're 33 and the most legit job you've had is assistant manager at Domino's you're fucked and it's only getting worse
Why is it so hard to commit suicide?
I want to die, but I too cowardly to do it.
I...
I don't know anon.
Death is naturally scary.
Are you depressed? How badly do you want to end your life?
You always find some excuse to back out of it, right?
Even after getting everything ready there's still that feeling of forgetting something really important that you'll regret as soon as your vision starts fading
Just gotta get drunk first I think
The people that don't commit suicide stay alive because they aren't the worst person in their lives. Find a person worse than you OP and save them.
When was the last time you cried and why, robot?
After I ate a mexican salad drenched in habanero sauce
Feels good man
maybe freshman year of high school
>feeling like shit
>decide to play some animal crossing to cheer myself up
>delete town to start anew
>process takes awhile, when its finished it says
>"Deletion complete, enjoy your new life."
I fucking lost it.
five minutes ago
Post your puppers, kitters, birders, reptilers, and anything else
This is my sisters cat. He's fat.
he looks like a pure asshole. Fucking cat.
>inb4 doghater emerges
Enjoy the toxoplasmosis, faggot.
It's literally THIS fucking easy to keep "femanons" off this board. And you can't even do that.
How pathetic.
>>27068820
Fuck off.
I'm a girl, btw.
>>27068820
I> LOVES TAD TATO POTSER OB TAD ON WALD
this is the version I have
>tfw jew
>Not even a rich one
>Dishwasher jew
>Will most likely be lynched by a group of neckbeards and autistics because I'm clearly the one who made them fat and autistic
Is there anything worse than being a kike that isn't a richfag
Nice image choice btw
>>27068679
qt filename
>>27068679
There are different levels of jew hating, not all of us are willing to hate 100% of jews, hell I don't even hate rich jews. It's just the sjws and global elite types that rustle my white jim jims
In this thread I will post quotations about Lee Harvey Oswald, the man accused of assassinating John F. Kennedy in 1963.
Please bump if this thread interests you.
bamp 2 u good sir
>good goyim
On Oswald's lonely childhood
>A teacher, Mrs. Clyde Livingston, remembered, [...] Lee left an empty house in the morning, went home to an empty house for lunch, and returned to an empty house at night. She recalled Lee because he gave her a puppy as a gift. He would come by her home to check on the dog, but she was well aware that he was lonely, friendless, and there to see her. Lee's maternal aunt, Lillian Murret, remembered his visiting New Orleans and absolutely refusing to play with other children his own age."
-from "Lee Harvey Oswald - Another Look" by Joy Boissevain et al.
On Oswald's first encounter with the law
>"The probation officer found him to be a small likable boy who thought school was a waste of time. Lee claimed to like horseback riding, though there was no evidence that he had ever done it. He reported watching television all day, spending most of his time at home alone with no friends. Lee did not appear to miss having friends and had no sense of it being unusual or abnormal to live his life in that way. Residential placement was recommended. His mother was found to be detached and uninvolved, denying any problems and remaining uncomprehending of why others were concerned."
-from "Lee Harvey Oswald - Another Look" by Joy Boissevain et al.
On the assessment of he young Oswald's personality by a social worker [Evelyn Siegel]
>"Siegel found Lee seriously detached and withdrawn. Some ability to relate persisted, which in view of his solitary existence surprised her. Still apparent was a pleasant, appealing quality which grew on her despite his emotionally starved and affectionless state. Lee reported that he believed his mother never gave a dam and viewed him as a burden which she had to tolerate. He also felt rejected by his brothers. [...] Lee told Siegel he had to act as his own father."
-from "Lee Harvey Oswald - Another Look" by Joy Boissevain et al.
Dark humour thread
>"Haha I'm going to kill myself and I love food!"
Fucking normies.
>>27068585
>upboated
epin thread, friend XD
it's a tragedy lads
By now we all probably know that this fat fucking nigger aka ''King Blackchad is on the spectrum, but the question is how do you get so autistic that you dont even realize it yourself?
''Die nigger'' for wet dreams tonight.
Kek, i bet you hes suffering from a few mental disorders, i know of kids that have more brain capacity than this fucker, die nigger.
>>27068635
I won't be taking that bet anytime soon, hes been in and out of psychiatric wards like 6 times + he goes to the shrink
>>27068557
Michael is the most autistic tripfag /r9k/ has ever seen
Anyone got some good comfy memes / reaction pics?
Please share.
comfy life is best life
i only have uncomfy pics, sorry
becoming a NEET is the best thing I ever did
is palvin prettier than cara?
Ever notice how dead white girls eyes are, like a shark
>>27068300
No one is prettier than Cara
>>27068428
are you certain of this? cara has a pretty face but she lacks hips
A LITTLE BIT OF MYSTERY IN MY LIFE
A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE
A LITTLE BIT OF ELIZA'S WHAT I NEED,
A LITTLE BIT OF KIKI IS WHAT I SEE
These are all wagecucks' gfs by the way.
>>27068295
MAMBO NUMBER 5
I BEEN GOIN ROUND WHIPPIN
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT
ME WITH A
TWO SEATER LIKE
ROUND WHIPPIN
How do you robots feel about this
Man that has a class that is basically all women here. Definately not ecstatic. The dumb shit i have to listen to and the non stop talking makes me want to kill myself. Every monday i get to hear about what parties they were at and who they fucked and how drunk they were. Also get to listen to them gossiping and talking shit behind other peoples backs. Literally the same shit everyday. I havent spoken a word to any of them but yet i know all the names of the boyfriends of the girls around me(not anything about them though cause they talk mainly about themselves), where they like to eat, who has cheated on them, who they have cheated on and basically their whole life story. kill me
>>27068231
Actually no I'd be terrified.
>>27068231
The perfect time to release maximum autism, huh
