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>not realizing that Nazism was the greatest beta uprising ever

Adolf Hitler was a failed artist with an abusive father. During his 12 years in power in he murdered millions of his enemies and made Germany into a strong feared state.

Dude was the DEFINITION of Alpha.
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>definition of alpha
>greatest beta uprising ever
pick one
anarchism is the real beta uprising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiv3VT13AcQ
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Yes, far right reactionary movements attract "beta" individuals. This is day one shit, anyone who needs to be told that is an idiot. You're misinterpreting the meaning of it though, and seem to be far too stupid to understand the broader effects of that concept.
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We need hitler back.

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I really consider you to be a band of liars. You don't want intelligent conversation, and you scarcely know what it means. You think that this is either a situation where pretentious words are employed, or else you discuss trivial things and find confirmation for your views. You aren't interested in critical thought, pushing the boundaries of modern conceptions, bringing in original ideas or really discussing something in Socratic style. For some reason none of this interests you.

I find that it is almost impossible for females to value an object in itself, for the sake of itself. Almost every single thing that females discuss reflexes back to them in some crucial emotional way, such that the real heart of any conversation, the Truth, is the least of their concerns. If you question some tenant that they hold absolutely, then they will resort to emotional responses and ad hominems galore. I have really not yet found that woman who can consider an object, evaluate it for its truth, and exchange her wrong perceptions for what is superior.

Or else a female, especially when talking with a man, will agree with him because he appears to her as admirable, and readily take up the object he holds to be true just because he holds it.

But never, it seems, does a female accept an object as true because it is true.

And that's why it's so lackluster to speak with you, and why I consider even you who claim to want intelligent conversation to be liars. You don't want it. You evidently want something else.

I try, and am always open to trying more, to disprove this I am saying, but almost every time without fail this is only confirmed.

And I KNOW that your reaction will in some way try to find fault with me and blame it on me. Go ahead: in this way you do not address the criticism but really only confirm it.
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You're a faggot who loves objects
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>>26280308
I'm not a faggot but I do appropriately consider objects..
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>>26279933
You're right OP.

Too bad it's night, you won't have many answer.

Also pic related to your picture, even ugly girls do this shit.

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Are Asian women actually a good alternative to white women, or is this a meme? Are they really more conservative and serious?

>inb4 you just like Asian women because you can't get a white gf.
Fuck you, white women are entitled whores.
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I don't care about them being more conservative or whatever, I just find them way more physically attractive than white women
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>>26279827
They are in my opinion. (if raised abroad)

But if you struggle to attract women here, then good luck being able to land an asian.
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Women are all the same anywhere you go m8, look for the individual differences, don't judge based on a group alone or you'll let horrible people into your life and keep great ones out of it.

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>be me
>be 16
>in high school
>wake up hating my life(pretty much every morning)
>go into office at school after early class
>sit in corner crying
>Stacey and friends walk by
>not even care
>push her
>friends and her run
>start epic REEEEE
>people in room scared
>only adult in room confronts
>chase her away with REEEEE war cry
>room evacuated
>proceed to destroy everything in room
>take clothes off
>squat and shit in hand
>throw it at teacher that walked in to see what the commotion was
>start mental breakdown
>REEEEE and sobbing hysterically
>cops show up and surround building
>one girl who isn't Stacey comes into room
>not good relationship with her but whatevs
>tries to talk me down
>grab chair in rage and hit her
>she is knocked out
>run outside
>don't want to live anymore
>charge at cops with chair
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.JPEG
>get shot
>spend 2 weeks in psych ward
>recover from getting shot
>placed in mental asylum for almost a year

I posted this earlier this week but didn't get much response. Figured I'd post it on Friday when more people on.
Anyway I feel truly horrible. This happened 10 years ago but I feel like it happened yesterday.
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>>26279779
Stop pretending that it happened faggot
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Bump
Bumps are original
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>>26279850
Pretending?
It really did happen.

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Who /chaddad/ here?

>Always going off on how he fucked tons of girls when he was my age
>Always shit talks me for spending so much time on the computer
>Constantly threatens to kick me out if I don't become social and get a job

This is the fucking worst.
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>>26279712
Yep, pretty much.

>dad has a bunch of wild stories about having threesomes and beating up faggots
>not outwardly judgmental, but I can sense his disappointment at his knowledge that I'm a friendless virgin
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>>26279712
>>26279770
>tfw no dad

OP BTFO

I win!
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>>26280323
>tfw your dad will never know of the millions of embarrassments in your life

Being a nigger is great

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>mfw gf says I look like kylo ren
Am i fucked
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>>26279710
I have a friend that we all compare to kylo ren, even his gf does, yet isn't ugly at all
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>>26279710
Kylo Ren is a qt so your good.
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>>26279710
The dude by no means at all is ugly he does however have shit facial hair genetics.

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is there anything more fucking lame than airsoft?

Bronies and larpers aren't as bad as these autistic faggots
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>"H-How dare people have fun!"
But yeah, men in their 30's who spend their salaries on authentic gear are the worst. Airsoft is supposed to be fun, but these faggots just circlejerk about muh gear. I mean holy fuck. You don't need authentic tacticool helmets and a million pouches. You just need an airsoft gun, safety goggles (or a mask) and something to carry your mags in (jacket pockets often do fine).
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>>26279675
It looks pretty fun. I'd probably do it if i had friends.
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>want to be in army
>too afraid

thats airsoft

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the failed normie starter pack
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>>26279674
nobody takes pride in being a neet

these people are fucking retarded.
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what do robots have against failed normies? i never got it
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If you're not a failed normie you have literally nothing to complain about and are practically a normie yourself

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Hi /r9k/, what is your favourite WW1/WW2 movie?

>inb4 general shit-posting
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bfi

aojwfjqoifjoij1or1p
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Come and See (1984)
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>>26280582
Looks good anon, one of my favs is a recent film, 'Fury'.

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Why must stacies torture robots?
Back story
>Today im sitting in class just listening
>The class is winding down
>Im sitting there quitely like always when i hear
>Hey anon can i have your number? *giggle
>I know that she has a boyfriend because he sits right next to me and they constantly tell the teacher and other people about how much they lover each other
>So i turn around and say you are retarded
>Im know very alert of my sorroundings and i hear her say to another person wait so what did he say?
>So she asks me again Hey anon can i have your number? *giggle
>This time i turn around and say loudly I Hate You.
>And stare into her eyes while i think about killing her
. The reason i reacted so harshly is because i get very pissed/embaressed when someone insults or calls me out in public.
>I then look over at her boyfriend and hes smug as fuck
>For the next few minutes i sit there awkwardly until class ends then one of her friends walks up to me and says sometimes she doesnt know when its a innapropriate timing.
>Later im walking out of class and i see them holding hands and laughing.
Fucking bitch. I hate smug fucking stacies. They whores go out of there way to pick on robots. Women are shit.
>Any other robots know this feel?
>I cant be alone on this.
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Yeah, I had shit like this happen all the time in school
The worst thing is that I was so used to it that I didn't realise the few times girls were being sincere
Fuck stacies
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>at work in a group of 4
>they're joking about me being a virgin (let it slip by accident)
>stacy jokingly says she'll break me in
>i stare at her and say ''implying I'd go near you''
>she hasn't spoken to me for a year

Most alpha thing I've ever done
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>>26279647
lol seems like you're 14.
it's past your bedtime, anon.

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What thoughts and emotions does this short video clip invoke in you?
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>those noodle legs
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>>26279628
I think that trashcan has nice curves
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>>26279628

It's mildly disturbing.

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>It will never be 2000 again
>You will never listen to this album for the first time ever again
>Hybrid Theory was 16 years ago
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>>26279466
check out psybrid theory on youtube is just may rekindle your linkin love
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I was literally thinking this the other day. Fuck man I miss it so much.
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>>26279466
Kill me now plz OP making me even more depressed

>Anon, my boy! It's Friday night, why are you sitting at home posting pictures of frogs and complaining about that Chad fella?

>You should be out on the town with a lady! Back in the war, me and my platoon buddies would hit the towns of Italy and have a fun time with some lovely gals! Why not get together with your friends and go out for some malts, see that new Hollywood picture, or show off your moves at the jazz club? I didn't have shirtless fistfights with fire-breathing snake men in Burma, just so you could hide in your room all day!

>Say, what's that? Oh, you got a visit from Old Man Winter and you're stuck inside? No reason you can't enjoy yourself! Maybe you can visit one of your ladyfriends and cozy up together in front of the fireplace!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFJ7ie_yGU
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>>26279283
I'm tired after working all day, you stupid cuckold.
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>>26279283
I'LL KILL YOU YOU BABY BOOMER FUCKFACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>26279370
>>26279403
You boys oughta save that rage for the commies! Freedom isn't free, you know, and if there's anything worth fighting for, it's Liberty, Justice and Mom's Apple Pie!

Also, I ain't a baby boomer, my boy, I was fightin' in Europe before you were born! You know that!

Do homeless people get a pass for being virgins?
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>homeless
>get a pass
>on anything
>ever

no
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they're homeless so it's even worse to be a virgin. unless you're a migrant terrorist or a nigger, then you're being oppressed, and by having sex with them you are liberating them and providing a path to freedom.

source: live in sweden, feminists think its completely OK to publicly humiliate white men for any reason
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I doubt that most homeless are virgins. They prolly rape and fuck each other like there's no tomorrow.

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What was the last unfortunate thing that happened to you?
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>>26278955
I had a pimple pop up today
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All my family's problems sprang from my birth.
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>fucked up a conversation with a cute girl i've liked since high school
>literally 5 minutes later i failed a project because of one minor detail i neglected
today has been a bit better i suppose

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