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Welcome to your Daily Reminder that you will still be the same loser in 2016 as you were in 2015.
Current date: 6th February 2016. It'll be 2017 before you know it.
But feel free to prove me wrong... If you can.
Don't start wallowing how you wished you could go back in time if you're wasting everyday of your life.
Don't say that i haven't been giving you daily reminders how you could do something with your life right now while it's still 2016 instead of 2020 or some shit.
Don't start crying when it's 2020 and you say stupid shit like 'What would you have done different if you could go back to 4 years ago'
>Don't start wallowing how you wished you could go back in time if you're wasting everyday of your life.
It's too late in life to get what I want. All I can do is just mope around at this point.
>>26290426
what do you mean?
i've gotten two more followers on twitch
bought a trump shirt
and downloaded an installer for unity (a game making engine)
if that isn't progress, then i don't know what is.
>pokemon cards turn 20 this year
For thousands of years, we built shelters for ourselves to keep out the cold that is our fear of death. These shelters were religions, institutions, social and sexual mores, etc. Now there are people who seek to tear those shelters down because they want everyone to be "rational" and "modern" and see the truth which is obviously that it's cold outside. People who believe that in shedding our traditions, our belief systems, our old ways of life. The thing is, we've all long forgotten just how cold it is outside or why we're even living in shelters at all. And so a lot of us have left our shelters, our identities, to follow these fools. Now we just huddle together with no security, trying to stay warm. What's going to happen to us?
Rationality is the bane of humanity. Autists and spergs influence so much, they've stripped humanity of its soul, and left it to die.
>>26290339
all those things are reminders that we aren't merely animals
but highly advanced beings with powerfully creative minds
>>26290339
>back into the cave, everybody!
literal intellectual cowardice
Do you think that the world would be a better place if America didn't have the ability to influence any country's foreign policy?
>>26290275
Amerifag here. Yes. Isolationism when.
I mean if it wasn't us,
It would be China or Russia who are a lot more stricter with getting what they want and are less open to discussion
So no I dont think the world would be a better place.
Believe it or not, America influencing trade helps those nations receive resources as well that they cant produce with their land or capital.
So fuck off non American fag
>>26290275
Of course. Eurofag here
Is it gross to get dressed the night before and sleep in those clothes so I don't have to get up early to get dressed?keep in mind I shower before getting dressed
Yes. Very gross. You should shower after you get up, not before you go to bed.
No, I've done it a million times. No one cares as long as you don't smell like ass
>>26290288
I shower only before bed. I can't be fucked to shower in the morning.
>Be a wage cuck working in a massive liquor store chain
>My mom died last night when she was blind sided by a drunk driver
>Only family I have had left
>Work wont let me take a few days off because its super bowl weekend
>Can't quit because I need money to pay for her funeral
What do I do guys? How am I supposed to handle this?
>>26290072
I suppose you have to work. Best of luck getting through this.
It's going to be very tough, but you've got to work. There will be time to grieve but you're still alive and I'm sure you're mom wouldn't want you falling apart over her. You've got to be sure you take care of yourself, good luck and my sympathy Anon.
>>26290096
I am not sure I can even keep it together. I have handled every other loss in my family so much better then this one but now I am all alone.
Be nice to your family anons.
Robots are generally one or the other.
So which one are you?
>>26290033
an unrealized sociopath or an insecure betamale? There is a difference?
>>26290068
The majority of robots are too beta and afraid to do what Elliot did.
70% are too scared
25% don't care about that kind of thing
5% will do it
>>26290084
I guess I am the first one because I actively try to do shitty things to people although nothing on that scale but I am not the quirky misunderstood innocent guy by a longshot and fuck that guy anyway. I don't think anyone on this board is really that okay when it gets right down to it. We are all mostly shit.
Do you suffer from the crab mentality, robots?
>Crab mentality, sometimes referred to as crabs in the bucket, is a way of thinking best described by the phrase, "if I can't have it, neither can you."
>>26290030
Why do people even draw this shit? Is there a joke here?
>>26290138
crab detected
Fuck that guy trying to abandon all his crab brethren
Why can't I change, why can I never put effort in?
>>26289872
because you are not worth it.
You can't force yourself to change, you're basically putting on an act. Real change happens over a period of time and is usually unnoticeable to the person who has changed until its revealed to them by some other person or some turn of events.
>>26289872
Because you are doing the things you do for other people who don't believe in you
The moment you only do the things you do for yourself and yourself only you begin to succeed
Asian women aren't the only ones that need improving! Here's my take on a perfected white woman.
sage and hide tbqh family. you had your chance
>>26289809
looks like Bumblebee Cummerbund
>>26289815
>angry white girl mad I improved her race
>tfw a girl with a big butt will never sit on your face
>>26289461
You mean fat chicks
instagram.com/iamiskra/
>no perfect big ass gf
>>26289539
As long as the ass aint sloppy I'm game.
Any fellow robots at the university right now?
If yes, post what you study and the semester you're in.
>chemistry here, 3rd Semster
>>26289133
>Biotechnology
>2nd year, 2nd quarter
I'm 40 credits ahead of the average but socially and networking wise I may as well be back in high school
I really hope I can get an internship because it's required for my curriculum
I've got zero relevant references and no industry experience. Fuck me
>>26289177
Of course you don't have industry experience. Who has? At least at my university you don't need that at all. First you study, then you work.
Attempted to do pre med, couldn't handle the pre reqs.
Then tried nursing, couldn't handle A&P II
Since I felt defeated because I could of tried harder, im paying for my own college.
Low middle class white kid so no help from government or parents.
I couldn't afford to keep retaking classes
Double majoring in accounting and finance now and only will take an extra year to graduate
Im a sell out but at least ill obtain a skill that has the potential to make 75k or higher.
Grateful for not working outside or a minimum wage job
Tfw avoidant
Brb eating the same food because too afraid to try something new
Bump
F
F
get a job tom
iS that u
Had a fleshlight like 2 years ago should I get another one? I miss it.
yeah they're better now
>stealth
yeah, nobody will ever be able to figure out that you stick your dick in it
Get an onahole you normie scrub.
Do you think this feels as good as it looks?
Is this the most pleasure a robot can ever hope to achieve?
How do I achieve this with just my fingers
Man I'd love to cum like that.
What am I looking at?original comment
Who's the best Persona girl and why is it the negress?
>>26288702
>butch
You should know that all women are innate whores. Its programmed into their biological imperative. Pure, chaste and honorable women can only be built.
naoto fuck you
