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Should I check myself into a mental hospital? I feel I am on the final stages of going utterly mad.
Idk. Maybe
Can't really trust the mental health industry, but it can help in extreme cases
>>26281730
Why? Don't you think your life isn't shitty enough as it is?
The mental hospital is the final stage. Go see a psychiatrist, they will prescribe you drugs for schizophrenia. In a mental hospital they will do the same thing except you are around other insane people. They're more like prisons for those who committed thought crimes, it won't make you better.
>Parents get worried that I sit home every night and browse 4chan
>Threaten to send me to therapist
>Idea.png
>Tell my parents I make friends
>Go out every weekend night
>Actually just sit in my car in Arby's parking lot browsing 4chan until midnight
What are you up to, /r9k/?
I tend to sit in the Target or gym parking lot.
I'm thinking of telling them I'm going to watch movies with friends tonight...thanks for reminding me.
>>26281555
Nice trips
Target parking lot seems nice.
Much bigger. Target has a nice selection of items.
>>26281515
Why don't you get a hobby? Magic the Gathering or some shit.
I haven't eaten in 48 hours or more. I can barely do anything. What's an easy and painless way to kill myself?
tfw no one even responds
>>26281476
I guess starvation at this point.
what ever happens, don't forget, they'll be there waiting for you. keep that in mind.
how would you feel if your daughter was like this?
srsly snpAi
>>26281456
Say daddy fuck me
nobody cares reddit, fuck off
Anyone here play piano? I'm thinking of getting a keyboard off amazon and a few lessons
Piano player reporting
its a lot of fun, you should do it anon, doesn't take too long to get the hang of it either
me
get a 88 key keyboard with weighted keys if you want to play piano seriously
>>26281345
Yeah fuck it why not, it's $200 so it's. It too much of a waste of money if I lose interest. What songs can you play?
It's Friday night anons, why are you here?
also who 10/10 true-bot?
Because normies suck. I can sit in my fap fortress and jerk it till my dick gets raw.
>>26281286
I fail unpopular opinions I think and the socially awkward just half.
I don't like social situations, but can handle them if needed.
>little sex
Can we stop posting this shite image? Sex implies normie, no ifs or buts. If you've had sex, you don't belong here.
I've known this girl for several years now and we're good friends. She has thick legs and a juicy ass, how do I convince her to sit on my face?
Also, face sitting thread.
>>26281076
She's not interested in you until you're the kind of person another girl would want to be with.
>>26281095
I don't care if she's interested in me. I want to convince her to do me a favor as a friend and smother me with her thick legs and ass.
>>26281128
I convinced my friend of two years to let me smell her girl feet. Now she lets me worship them whenever I want, but nothing else.
I just put on an innocent act and made her feel like she owed it to me.
What you'll have to do for her to say yes will depend on what type of person she is I'd guess.
>Someone starts knocking on the front door
>You weren't expecting anyone
What do you do?
Don't answer it.
>>26281007
>Masturbating on my couch with earphones
>Hear knocking
>Boner hides
>Who the fuck could this be?
>Put on pants and open the door
>Door to door gas salesman
>Slam the door in his face mid sentence
Fucking hell, I'm trying to fap here. Also it was 9:30 am on Saturday morning. Fuck off.
>>26281007
Put on pants and peek at the silhouette to see if I recognize the person's shape.
So this test is shit right?
There's no way this is accurate.
>>26280887
Yeah no none can be that smart and not use adblock
>>26280925
I do have adblock did you even look at the picture
>>26280887
Bow to me imbecile
what does /r9k/ think of Roosh V?
Anyone who pisses off whiny Tumblr assholes is fine by me.
>>26280782
I hate this word, but he's creepy as shit
I like that he wants to help men, but something about his voice, stare, and general demeanour is sort of off putting
I'm MGTOW and MRA and it seems like tumblrinas care more about him then we do. All I know is his name and he is some sort of PUA.
What do trannies eat to stay so thin, but also gain shape?
>>26280277
Avoid red meats and bread and do cardio
>>26280746
Why do they not eat bread?
>>26281054
carbonhydrates
>>26280184
The guy that formula turned into a lasagna was 17 years old. Driver also died on impact due to fire extinguisher smashing his head into a pulp through the helmet
>>26280184
>Running across an active racecourse
Literally why
>>26280184
is that really the worst thing you've ever seen
>>26280215
fake, rubber eyeball bounces
>Actual well thought out threads
>No replies
>Even though this site is free from log ins, a lot of traffic, and it takes a fucking second to reply to something on here
>Thread with retarded maymays and shit that's already been posted countless times before
>100+ replies and at the top of the catalog until it reaches bump limit
Fuck you guys.
>>26280092
top lel, my good man :^)
this is the nature of the beast. A lot of the most common threads you find are commercial spam. They are subtle but provocative.
>>26280092
The problem is that real discussions are not possible here anymore.
We used to call each other faggots to disagree, not to discredit. Now instead of refuting points arguments are about establishing the opponent is from /pol/ or tumblr or reddit or he's a normie or a ponyfucker or whatever else. It's sad and I barely post anymore. Shitposting is the only form of communication we have left because normies and newfags fall for it.
t. been here since 2007
>Claire from the QC comic hasn't killed herself yet for being a trap
>>26280083
I'm pretty sure transitioning is the reason she hasn't killed herself
>>26280083
does she have a dick
lsefjlsirfuorsifgj
>>26280083
Usually once the dick goes so does the will to live.
Anybody here banned? Just follow this guide to be free!
>>26280013
Kek will use this when the faggot mods of moo silence me next
the most funny part is when they rangeban your entire country like australians on /mu/
>>26280013
Thank you, me being a normie and previously banned for my redditposting, I had no idea. Now I can stop using my girlfriend's iPad to salutate my fellow redditors.
