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ETERNAL REMINDER that if you're part of the 99.999% who don't own private property you have no reason to not support going FULL COMMUNISM
ETERNAL REMINDER that capitalism relies on worker exploitation to survive, and it's beginning to quickly regress into feudalism (such as fracking companies forcibly seizing people's property in England)
ETERNAL REMINDER that Communism is the true beta uprising because Its about the over throw of normie capitalism that normies thrive off of
>But communism failed before!
So did most slave rebellions, and so did most independent republics for thousands of years before the French Revolution.
>But I'll surely be rich in the future!
No you won't, the best you'll ever get is a middle-class life where you will still always be a wageslave and one paycheck away from poverty and homelessness.
>But muh calvanism, if people fail they're meant to!
Go live in a forest and fight for survival from predators much larger than you if you think that's what life should be about. Everything that is going to survive is cooperation, not competition. The winner's glory moment will be a pale memory in history.
>But Communism killed so many people!
Those people were going against the community. Maybe those fags should stop hogging the crop
Society > the individual
>>26132122
can't you do this on /b/?
>tfw actually am in the 0.001%
back to work wageslave
>>26132122
Communism doesn't work. If it did, it wouldn't have gotten thoroughly btfo. No amount of backpedaling from this point will help you.
/thread
>wake up
>see this
>she says "I want to kiss you!"
what do you do?
>>26130505
>check for girlcock
>404
>>26130505
tell her she's crosseyed and maybe should see a doctor
>>26130505
what kind of faggot asks before they kiss someone? you are so awkward stacey
How about Rose thread?
Best girl ever.
>>26129371
remember when she ate that hamburger with mold on it?
>>26129395
So what, its nasty???(original post)
>>26129371
that girl has a disgusting nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efrWsA0Q9U4
>Australian banks are spreading lies and misinformation to the general public so women will switch to their bank
>Talking about how they earn less and hold less important positions in society and just assume it's because "SOCIETY IS SEXIST" instead of considering that women have a natural tendency to gravitate towards jobs that are easier, thus paying less and being less important
>"girls start off so far ahead but the system's not designed for women to succeed"
>Women are made sure to be given equal opportunity in schools, universities and jobs by other women (and even in some cases women get first pick in university to try and make up for less opportunities in the past like South Africa for example)
>still whine and complain over misleading studies
So what are Ausfags supposed to do about this? Feminism is becoming a widespread and actually practised thing. They even made the little girl look like a tumblr feminist.
I don't see many girls studying STEM or interested in real sciences at all. And they still expect to be considered smart.
Damn, that qt at :32...
also lol at that little Asian cunt
>>26124593
>Men and women are equal
>But women are so much better
How did it ever take so many years for society to figure it out?
Anyone here had/have any autistic hobbies?
>When i was a kid up until i was 19 i used to play with little plastic army men
>I used to play with them in the backyard, setting up whole battlefields
>Eventually shame became stronger then autistic urge and stopped.
I (18) still play with my beanie babies as if they're gi Joe's. I have the plastic guns and everything
I collect nazi memorabilia
>>26122753
i think that sounds cool tbqh family
I have no idea how to cope with loneliness.
I don't want a girlfriend/boyfriend since 3D is PD and women especially have horrible personalities, yet I still find myself on the brink of tears because I'm unloved by virtually everyone.
Are there any other robots in this situation? What do you, personally, do?
Have you thought it was your personality that was horrible which is why virtually everyone doesn't love you?
>>26137194
Yes. I know that. My personality is beyond shit. I'm a disgusting, unattractive person on the inside let alone out.
>Dude just change lmao
I've tried so many times.
>>26137173
Do sort of feel that. I want someone to love me, but I understand how difficult it is to maintain a relationship.(Double for an online one)Also, I'm generally a shitty, neurotic, and emotionally distant person.
So yeah
ITT: Shit wagekeks say
>my boss
>retirement
>401k
>vacation days
>investments
>overtime
>I've lost the will to live
>I wonder if the boss will let me go home on time tonight
>I have a well balanced life and am happy
Well /r9k/, it's time. You are now a real lIfe wizard. Tell me, what do you plan to study from the schools listed below? You have ten years before you go out into the world. Pick wisely. Pick one school to master in, or two schools to be adept at. What are you going to do with that magic?
Illusion, Necromancy, Summoning, Art of healing, Weather Manipulation, Magic of the Unknown, Arcane Devastation, Divine Forces.
>>26135854
Arcane Devastation
burn normies burn
I had a kidney stone just like that
jesus, gall/kidney stones are so nasty
probably be adept at Illusion and Necromancy, just spend the rest of my days scaring the shit out of people
Who here self-imposed reading books instead of shitposting or playing vydia in order to become a better person?
>tfw I don't enjoy anymore playing vydia
>tfw starting slowly to enjoy reading
>>26135029
Original shameless bump
WOW! YOU READ BOOKS THAT'S AMAZING! YOU SURE ARE "INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR" THAN THE REST OF THE SHEEPLE. GOOD JOB ANON! GREEEEEAAAAAAAAAT JOOOOB!
What are you reading, anon? I swear if you're just reading GoT instead of watching it I will be very disappointed in you.
Also this>>26135258. It's really not that impressive.
What are you saving up for right now /r9k/?
>Pic related
I feel like this thing will help me forget all my woes, looking at that knight will help me through final year and beyond.
>>26134971
i never understood the passion with dark souls and it's supposed hardcore difficulty
i got the first game a few months after it was released on pc and i had no idea about the hype, i got in the game and i chose the naked character because i thought that starting with armor on in a prison is retarded and i thought most battles were very easy. i didn't finish it because my savegame stopped working though
i mean really, are most new gamers so spoon-fed they think this game is hard?
Looks pretty dope, OP. I hope you enjoy.
>>26134971
> iron on patches
Hahahaha. Enjoy having them fall off in the wash or when you elfboys are out LARPing.
>be me 156 year old
>wanna visit earth
>everyone else tells me no don't do it.
>even my great great aunt telepathicly tell me to not go to earth.
>I don't care cus I'm still in my adolecent youth.
>go to earth, put up a holographic projection of a standard human male.
>place is so beautiful, never seen so much light blue skys in my excentra.
>walk around some of the darker humans with high ammounts of melanin consisting of selenium, a superconductor in the skin.
>he greets me " how you doing, my man! High five!" Holds up his 5 digit "hand" and pushed it against mine so fast it creates a high piched impact sound.
>feels good actully
>but I was walking around some of the lighter humans, they lack melinin and there melinin consist of sulfur, a poor conductor
>they start to give off angry brainwaves
>one of them turns to me and calls me a niggeer
>don't know what that means
>goes on to say that i'm a "black" which doesnt make sense becuase the skin of my hologram is brown not black, the hair is black though. I wonder if he's colorblind.
>his agression levels are off the charts so a walk away making distance.
>while walking away he continues to call be plenty of insults but mostly yelling about niggers calling me a nigger.
I did some reasearch and realized that the pale humans hate the dark humans for made up reasons even though the dark humans are the originals.
>if these humans cant get over 1 chemical melinin in there skin and eyes then how are they going to accept a litteral alien like me. Who is actully different.
>I was gonna share some technology with them but clearly they are to barbaric to undertand with this "racism"
>"racism" is the reason why us "aliens" dont come to this damn planet.
>Why would be when were just going to be lynched.
>mfw I said fuck this planet
Inb4 white racist trying to justify there hate 387 + replys
>>26134892
I like how you mispelled their on purpose.
Good bait anon, I'm impressed 8/10
>>26134863
>in b4 infograhs
Its pointless
What music are you listening today, /r9k/?
Johnny Cash
German rap like every other day
I'm listening to Hotline Bling
32 YO former beta as fuck, now Alpha guy who fucks several girls a week, often 3somes too.
If you want any advise or have questions. Ask away
If you became an alpha you were never a robot in the first place. You were just sleeper-alpha. So fuck you and go away.
>>26134819
alright tell me what you do bigguyforyou.txt
>>26134819
>uses the term beta and alpha unironically
>"advise"
Robots, what's the best Alcohol and why is it Doombar?
Beer isn't alcohol, it's piss. Go try some good brandy you teenager.
cant afford any at the moment but this
>ALC 4.3% VOL
Hi robots, i need help, i'm a 20 yo virgin, never had a real gf.. i'm sick to see all those people with their cute gf's walking around me, i feel so depressed every fucking day, and so lonely, it's painful. it's time to say stop to this shit. Tonight i'm going to a "party" and i want to get laid. i have bought some vodka to drink and get drunk, because i can't dance, or talk to girls without being akward. But after i get drunk what can i do to get laid? i don't know because the last time i've tried to dance with maybe 3 or 4 girls but they swing their head on the other side, only 1 girl danced with me maybe, but nothing more. i think that i'm not very beautiful but also i'm not ugly at all. maybe i'm a 7/10.
I don't know what to do... i don't know what to say.. any advice anons? what can i do to get laid tonight? i'm desperate.
maybe i need to try with "semi-ugly" girls to have chances? dance with them or just meet and talk with them in a quiet place? what can i say? please help me robots!
(btw without drinking i'm a total beta)
sorry for mistakes
dress well
get so drunk that you don't care anymore
dance with girls
if one of them wants to fuck, you WILL know it
it's easy!
Lol I'm a 28KV and even to me you sound pathetic by the way you described yourself and what you're going to do, just let that sink in. You reek of desperation and it's honestly pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourself. Literally sounding like Elliot Rodger.
what will happen
>get drunk
>awkwardly stand in the corner all night
>give girls the creepy death stare
You'll hear whispers of "uhh who invented THAT guy?" lol. Just stay home man.
