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who here /bored with life/
wake up
eat
go on 4chan
play pokemon on yellow emulator
take cough syrup
watch movies
go on 4chan
I am so fucking bored with life. What the hell do neets do all day? seriously its fucking hell not having anything to do. Freedom is slavery
orwell said it and he is fucking right
being a neet is fucking slavery (you neets just dont realize that slavery is to your enviroment and not an actual person)
I agree, I would kill myself if not for family. Maybe I should become a sperglord so they hate me and become happy when I kill myself.
>>26144634
It sounds like you could be having a great time but youre squandering it. Clearly youll never be happy and without something to complain about.
>>26144634
You have the freedom to do whatever you want. You choose to spend all your time inside. If you wanted to you could go out and make your own goals.
Really your just bored because you don't have any friends.
>tfw I have a cute Asian gf
It's kind of ironic how I have what all of you want but I don't even want her that much
>>26146275
a likely story. 3/10, 3 points for oc picture.
>>26146309
She's cute and all but meh. I don't like her. I'll post pictures of her though.
>>26146275
How is that irony?Also implying I want an Asian to racemix with
Hey /r9k/ meet my new doggo!
I like him
ooooooooooooriginaaaaaaaal coooooooommeeeeeeeeeeent
Fucking shit tier dog
>would stomp
>>26144176
>border collie labrador mix
>shit tier
o i am laffin
What are some essential cool things to own?
So far I bought a zippo, a cool flask, and an intricate musical pocket watch.
Do you know of any other products that are really cool or really sturdy?
Remington 1858 New Army (Cool)
Wather PPK (Cool)
Swiss army knife (COOL)
GLOCK (really sturdy)
That's what I thought being cool was. When I was 13.
you can have mints with you, altoids would be recommended, and if a girl wants a mint or something, you can give them a mint or two. you can be that guy with the mints. mark the mint man they might call you
That huge army knife everyone has
Range rover
Motorcycle
Some C4
Opioids
Russian food rations
Large set of tools
Radioactive uranium ore
Big supply of toothpicks
A trumpet
Gaseous chlorine
A guitar
Why would a god or gods allow this sort of deformity to happen to one of its creatures?
because maybe he thought itd be funny for him
why do people think of gods as mostly benign beings? maybe he's a sadist. that would make more sense than the traditional good god character.
>>26143766
i also have a relevant picture to go with this
because in certain countries people shit where they eat, they shower, do laundry, and drink from water sources that are polluted by feces, toxic waste, fertilizer run offs, metal contaminants and every bacteria/parasite/fungus/virus/amoeba known to mankind
Welcome to India!
What's your pubic hair look like robots?
Do you shave, trim or is it a swamp down there?
>>26146885
i shave,
she raves.
>>26146885
I trim when I'm going out with friends in case I actually hook up with a girl.
All up maybe 4 - 6 times a year?
No girls ever see it though. Don't know why I even bother.
did she get nipple heart surgery?
They got bored so they expect me to ride my bike over to thier house at 1 am so I could entertain them. This is the girl that I can't get over. How many times does she have to show me she doesn't give a single shit about me before it enters my thick skull. FUCK!
you both type like fucking retards
>>26146205
Say you'll go over if she gives you a blowjob.
Forget this roastie, OP dont bike over there just go to bed
Is attraction merely physical?
>>26146050
a small part of it is, yes.
very much so.
original post
>>26146055
So then no, it is not merely physical.
Is it safe to say most americans think of politics as a favorite football team they will root for not based off of fact but off of popular opinion and memes
>OK Computer
>better than the bends
>Americans
You mean pretty much every single representative democracy in the world.
Organized political organizations working in tandem with corporate interests for financial and PR support have reduced elections to contests of monied interests.
>>26145411
It is though, mate.
Who else here /communityfailure/?
>Recently had Eagle Scout ceremony, few weeks back
>No one knows I dropped out of University twice
>No one knows I've been in the loony bin, psych meds, drugged up, drug addiction, shit family support
>No one knows my back problem is returning and will need cane soon, at age 19, unless the health insurance comes through
>No one knows bipolar diagnosis, truth is its just being an apathetic shit most of the day, gets so bad I don't have the energy to speak, literally just sit looking at a wall, sometime so much energy go out on alcohol and drug binges with strangers
>No one believes me for the most part, even though I'm quiet as fuck and didn't ask them to, just dismiss me as a child, pretty much am
>Tons of commendations, typical letters from big names, gifts, got some really nice stuff and speeches from old supporters I didn't deserve
Literally everyone thinks I'm doing Business Admin, Biotech, to open a non-profit. Graduated top 10 of high school, president of honor society, went in with half scholarship half gov loans, some grants a year early, and now I'm here. I still have $20 from gift cards I received but feel like such a shit bag that I couldn't spend any of the money I got at the ceremony.
What do I get on amazon for $20 with money I do not deserve?
>eagle scout ceremony
>At age 19
>>26144984
At least your got eagle scout fampai
I dropped out of the scouts because I couldn't handle the bantz
>>26144984
I'm technically an eagle scout? I did all the shit but never had my own ceremony. Im in the same vein I suppose. I was never an overachiever. I had trouble turning things in at school but people liked me because I was helpful. I dropped out pretty early on though and I don't see many options that don't end with me killing myself. Im probably just going through atypical existential bullshit but I don't see any way I could be happy
how do u even compete with this? check mate faggots.
>>26144436
A mutilated penis fucking a trap?
you also have a little manlet dick and you are having sex with a woman
this gives me hope
Looks like the top part of your penis shifted to the left
Cats vs dogs.
What is best?
Kitters,
>>26144152
dags are superior obviously
>>26144152
Dogs. You can't train a cat to sniff IEDs or flush/point prey out on a hunt.
Just bought this motherfucker for secondary home defense just in case my K-98 and Sig Sauer pistol go missing.
Shit is gonna be so cash when I stick it in the eye of some evil, Chad sociopath robbing my home thinking everything belongs to him
http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-FatMax-Xtreme-55-120-FuBar/dp/B000VSSG3O
Take some kav magra it'll help that shit is made to kill the other person
>>26143894
Why not just get a bat or something? It probably would of been cheaper. Plus you can modify it by putting nails in it or something.
>>26144832
That will break the bat
>Tfw might actually have aids
have bareback with escort for 20 seconds 2 weeks ago
Now light flu
I'm fucking scared guys.
>>26143887
You don't have AIDS, OP. You probably just have HIV, AIDS doesn't kick in until the HIV's had a chance to fully deconstruct your immune system.
it's not aids
worst case scenario you'll get herpes
do you really think an escort would go around spreading aids?
she'd be murdered in a week
Try praying to kek for safety
who /no friends/ here
i don't even care about a girl just a few guys friends to go and hang out with would be nice
>>26142934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks7XeO4supk#t=8m30s
Be my friend.
>tfw I only had two friends
>treated me like shit and never invited me to things
>constantly felt exluded from things as they brought a new guy in who pretty much replaced me
>left hanging out with them
it's been six months and I've made zero friends since then. I spent most of my days here or playing vidya
>tfw wasting be best times of your life bc you have no one to share anything fun with
I've never had any friends and I never will
Anyone who has ever had friends isn't a true robot
