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>enter your room
>see this
>"come on anoon..!!!~"
>"slap me in the ass, i want it and you do so too..!!!~~"
what do?
>>26148291
Tell her I would if it wasn't for Galko
>>26148291
Slap her butt, what else?
>"slap me in the ass, i want it and you do so too..!!!~~"
Nothing makes my dick softer than commands to dominate.
R.I.P lupus edition
>>26148238
>not MOTD repeat edition
So guys what's the plan for today?
>met up with some old friends
>come away feeling like shit because they're all moving on with life and I'm standing still
>take a hard look at my life on the way home this morning
>nothing to live for
>can't bring myself to end it
>make a typo
>immediately leave thread
>>26147950
>making a typo
>if anyone points it out I just claim english is my 2nd language
>post an argument that turns out to be wrong or stupid
>leave for three days
>>26147978
>making
make*
My psychiatrist says I have Aspergers. No one has ever told me this before. I am 21 years old.
Here I've been calling people autists left and right when in fact I am the autist! It's pretty amazing how stupid I am, not to have figured it out on my own.
How many of you guys actually have this condition? Can we talk?
>beibg shocked that you lack the ability to recognise a condition that literally is about beibg incapable of reading things properly
>>26147935
Your psychiatrist is a few years behind. Aspergers is no longer a seperate diagnosis, you're plain old autistic.
>>26147961
I wouldn't say I'm shocked. Just a little surprised. My psych said I am very high functioning and that ADHD is also an issue I need to deal with. So I'm taking a new pill called Strattera, who knows if it will work.
i use this squares to fold and then cut my fingers and other spots to bring myself pleasure
i also wrote all my symptoms on paper
no, think that's just you
>>26147933
r u sure nobody else does this
wow
If whites are the master race, why are they killing themselves and dying younger than ever? Why will they be extinct in a few generations? Why can't they save themselves?
What kind of master race dies out? Is the white race just a meme race?
>>26147284
>What kind of master race dies out?
ask the jews
>>26147284
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
Cellphones and wifi are killing us
how man robots are stoned right now?
>>26146653
i am
stoned robot
checking in
>>26146653
High as fuck, reporting in as well.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(this post is too low on QUALITY CONTENT)
>be born a male
>have to buy foam, gels, creams and a billion other shaving equipment for your whole life
>this won't change, ever, even if you switch your gender to female.
As if more proof that women have life on easy mode was needed.
>>26145011
Uhh, what? All you need is a razor and some foam. Women have to shave their entire legs and armpits for most men to not be repulsed by them.
don't women have to buy that bleeding shit?
it probably evens out
>>26145011
>women dont have to shave
also i just bought a beard trimmer and trim it the shortest i can without actually shaving it all the way, dont even have to use foam or aftershave or any other of that stuff
how are you holding up, /r9k/? How was your week?it's Saturday night again
>>26144644
Got tinder, and started talking to girls. desu, tomorrow, I'm going to swipe right until I get a match and go out with them for coffee.
Other than that, I studied and hung out with some bros from college.
Things might just start looking up for me.
>>26144856
i have no idea why i typed desu there. I'm not even a weeb.
>>26144644
I decided what I wanted to do with my life and proceeded to not make efforts to achieve it. Will keep the cycle going perpetually at this rate.
>he goes to community college
>he went to community college
what is community college?
I actually think I had a better learning experience at cc than the state school I transferred to. My math teacher was great and also taught at the state school I went to. Same for my more important teachers so they knew what they were doing. And the nice thing is that my classes were small so I could ask questions and get extra help easily.
>>26144614
Community college is basically a lower-wage university that offers certificate courses, and associate degrees. They're relatively cheaper, but, have lower budgeting. Theres stigma that claims CC are just like high-schools, but, not really. Most people attend them to earn some credits for cheaper cost, and they include graduate programs to help transfer you into partnered Universities.
>>26144587
I dropped out of CC and make loads of money following my creative passions.
If dubs we all get a QT GF.
If singles we stay alone forever.
>>26144224
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>>26144224
IF trips we all get super qtp2t gf's
Why is this subchan so anti Bernie? You all realize he will help you losers acquire NEETbux, right?
im anti bernie because im an actual socialist
>>26143303
giving me free stuff is good for me, but is not good for the nation as a whole. It's throwing good money after bad.
yeah with more taxes.
also its going to be only for minorities like black getto kids
Where did your yellow fever come from? I'm pretty sure it came from accidentally finding Japanese porn on Google Images when I had just hit puberty and then gawking at Tila Tequila on DailyMotion.
I remember well that when I was a little kid I had some serious yellow fever, but that soon passed.
>Where did your yellow fever come from?
Jack Chan movies,, probally. The lead girls were aways cute.
SNSD - gee
that mv changed my life forever
>>26141858
Living in los angeles
>This is the average month in the life of a wagecuck
is there anything we can do to help them guys? maybe I'll forgo expanding my impressive chinese cartoon collection today and buy a poor wagie some dinner instead.
http://playspent.org/html/
>>26141240
i cant seem to play it
lol I made it all the way to the end of the month because this is literally my life and I know how to budget
>>26141295
worked for me m8.
Post cool shit my family
Doesn't matter what it is if you think it is cool post it
how do they do it? magic
Too cool for dino school
