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Hey look
Ah, middle school, good old times
>>26159290
Damn it, I fell for it again.
>>26159290
tfw my fucking football coaches would play that shitty game all the time
Whenever they saw me in the hallways
>"Thanks for a great weekend Anon. I hope you have a good week. I love you!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY]
>>26158914
A weak opener OP. I hope you have something better up the sleeve for us.
>mfw i say this to random people on WoW and it's like we're a couple. I pretend i'm talking to a girl tho because that would be gay
>"Sorry, I just had to go and check on my dog on the way back from the bathroom. I haven't seen her in so long, poor thing had fallen asleep the foot of the stairwell. Come on scoot over it's only a single bed! Hey thanks for coming to visit my parents Anon. They've been so excited about meeting you, and I can tell you made a good impression. When Ma and me were washing up after dinner she told me how much you reminded her of my dad when they first met. I haven't seen what he looked like back then but I know she meant it as a compliment."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsyMLhCqD_4]
I've been diagnosed with penile cancer. Odds are good that I will have to have my penis amputated. How can I be sure to use it on a qt at least once before then?
>inb4 rape
>>26158861
how does he pee though?
>>26158861
Why isn't there an opening to urinate from in that picture? Is it fake?
>>26158861
>tell them your cancer sob story
>get pity sex
seems pretty simple to me
How the fuck can anyone deny that white women are the most beautiful? Asian women, really? They can't even compete. Sharp refined features>>>>>>>>>>>>>mushy fat and flat faces and bulging eyes
taeyon's nose is fucking ugly, yuck
looks like a black girl nose
prbly cus they got meat tendrizer chin and jawbones
>>26158540
God damn those bitches have massive Chad jaws. Pretty gay.
>Literally the one time I had sex I contracted vaginal herpes
>now no man will touch me with a ten foot poll
I give up. I give fucking up.
My life's fucking useless, I'm a piece of shit used goods without a chance of finding a guy.
I just want to drink until I'm able to pull the trigger.
>>26158252
Can't you get rid of the herpes?
Probably should pull that trigger desu
be a roastie get roasted
who /redheadfetish/ here?
Yep. Last time I dated one the experience was shit though.
>>26158145
I'm talking to a redhead right now
Who is not
Why does everyone have a cracked phone screen? In my years of owning a phone I haven't once damaged my screen
>>26157894
Probably because they all own iphones and other shitty phones
same
it's because normies are stupid, oblivious and careless
>>26157894
They accidentally drop them while having fun at the parties
>tfw it's my birthday today and noone called me
>>26157775
Happy b-day anon, may busty 2D girls visit you tonight in dreams.
now-a-days the only happy birthday anyone gets is from Facebook
Happy birthday desu familia original comment
![stock-vector-illustration-of-isolated-letter-of-nephew-on-white-124360906[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y0Q1WPp.jpg "stock-vector-illustration-of-isolated-letter-of-nephew-on-white-124360906[1]")
My sister wants me to help financially support her son.
Her stupid boyfriend left her, just like I warned that he would, and now she's stuck with the baby. She wants me to help support her b/c I'm doing fairly well for myself and I'm single, so my living expenses are pretty low. Parents aren't even speaking to her, so that's off the table.
What does /r9k/ think? He's my nephew, my own blood, and he's not black (thank god).
Tell your sister to get a job
Up to you, I guess. You aren't responsible for your sister's poor decisions. Would she have done the same for you?
don't do it, she's a fucking leech on society and she's trying to leech off you now
This is the #1 reason /r9k/ should vote for Bernie Sanders.
>>26157128
if it was real it would be the #1 reason not to vote him.
>>26157128
Why is every Jew a socialist or communist? Anyone ever notice this? They pushing it really hard in whatever country they are in. I mean hell even in China the grand general of Mao's military was a Jew. Most of his council were Jews as well. Of course you also have Lenin who was a Jew. The civil war that erupted in Germany right after WW1? 9 of the 10 leaders of the communist side were Jews. George Soros the billionaire who keeps using his money to push socialism worldwide? Jewish. What the fuck is with Jews and their obsession with socialism/communism? Is it because they always take leadership positions and make themselves rich?
>>26157416
You're a retard. Look up Ben Stein. A lot of jews are conservatives. It's a reason why the cuckservative party dickrides israel so much while libcucks support palestine.
Jews are pretty much half conservative half liberal.
Haven't fapped in four days, thats the longest time I've ever endured
Whats your record?
>>26156890
im on day 32 right now, im fapping tomorrow because of how pointless this shit is
The first thirteen years of my life.
>>26156926
If it's so pointless why are you waiting until tomorrow?
Pic related, here's some incentive for you to fap right now.
Why are so many people proud of being NEET?
I see a lot of people view it as some sort of act of defiance, like relying on your parents, or disability checks is your way of sticking it to the system.
It's not. You're pathetic. Evolution would have claimed your miserable, wasteful, meaningless existence a long time ago if it wasn't for the system you are "protesting" against.
You are unworthy of life. You are the decline of humankind. You lack skill, and purpose. Get your shit together you delusional, weak, sack of shit. Nobody cares that you think you're special and somehow smarter than the "normies". You're a dime a dozen.
Pic probably related somehow, similar disgusting useless defeatist mentality.
What makes you think we care?
And what makes you worthy of life, OP?
>>26156765
>Being this butt bamboozled
>NORMIE GRAS PARADE DOESN'T START FOR 5 HOURS
>LIVE ON THE PARADE ROUTE
>NORMIES ALREADY SCREAMING AND PLAYING MUSIC SO LOUD I CAN'T HEAR MY GIRLS UND PANZER BD
JUST YOU FUCKING WATCH NORMIES
I'LL PUMP UP THE VOLUME SO LOUD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just get some headphones you fuck.
>>26156747
Call the police, say that the paraders are causing a distraction and say you have to focus on an assignment for work.
If that doesn't work, you know what must be done
>>26157024
You want me to watch my anime' blu ray disc... on a PC... with KEKPHONES?
>be an average decent looking socially awkward neet
>never get out of my home
>decide to pick up running to compensate my non existing social life and my unhealthy NEETING
>first two days go great, have no trouble at all, just a chill night time run
>decide to run today after a day of rest
>it's afternoon this time
>I see some normies every now and then
>get a bit anxious
>people are staring at me
>what is wrong with me
>is there something wrong with my face
>hear couple of normies screaming "RUN LOSER RUN" at me
>group of normies approach me as I slowly try to jog away from them
>they pick on me
>they start insulting me
>why is this happening
>all I wantend was to run a bit
>manage to get out of their range
>immediately get back to home while trying to avoid contact with people
>now I'm at home
>sitting there, in front of my pc, crying
why are normies so mean
I thought I was just extremely paranoid, now I'm seriously thinking about killing myself
Don't kill yourself faggot, if you do it those normies would win. Yo don't want it, huh?
just stay in your house, loser
How were you dressed?
What do you look like specifically?
Why are black women so hated while asian women are so loved, robots?
Middle eastern, native american, and other men reply the most. whats the big deal? its probably higher nowadays anyway. just tell them to go for these men
the real question here is why are white males so picky?im a white male
>>26156729
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