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>Show me your moves, Anon!
>>26163934
Show me your bj skills
>>26163934
What is the purpose of her having shoes on? She's not walking anywhere
>>26163968
Show me your karma and upvotesyou dumb frogposter
>keep hearing about how eating healthy is supposed to make you feel good
>order salad at McDonalds instead of a burger
>tastes horrible, but force myself to eat it hoping I'll feel like a god afterwards
>finish it, still hungry, still feel like shit
>have to order a burger in order not to starve
Why do people spread around this Healthy Eating meme?
everything's just a big meme to you isnt it
>>26163895
your body needs to adjust to eating healthy shit compared to what youre used to
its like quitting drinking, youre gonna feel like shit for a few weeks but afterwards your dick is diamonds
>>26163895
>Healthy
>Mc.Donalds
First off, stop eating out, you dip. Second, if you're gonna eat healthy, it's mainly about counting calories and getting the most out of the calories you consume as far as vitamins and minerals go. Also you won't feel a change for about a week of doing it.
Which names are the top tier for women and for men? Which ones are the worst/most beta?
>>26163743
>UK
>Muhammed
TOP KEK
>No. 1 Muhammad
>>26163743
Chad names
>Jesse
>Chad
>Chris
>Anthony
Beta names
>Mike
>Tom
>Elliot
>Sebastian
>Jason
>Andrew
Robot names
>Norman
>Daniel
>Chandler
>Alex
>Richard
Somebody please kill me. I was told today that I look like this writer.
Have any of you ever been compared to a celebrity that wasn't attractive? Who was it? Do you agree with the comparison?
i get compared to henry cavill and robert pattinson a lot.
I get compared to Daniel Radcliffe sometimes.
I don't have dark hair and I'm not even a boy.
Women: Always finding new ways to announce they are girls.
>SOMEONE GAVE ME THIS PICTURE OF JACQUES COUSTEAU TODAY /R9K/ WHAT DO I DO
>*POSTS SELF HOLDING PICTURE OF JACQUES COUSTEAU WITH DAINTY WOMAN HAND, GETS 65,000 FREE REPLIES, AVOIDS FEELING ALONE OR WORTHLESS FOR ANOTHER NIGHT, THEREBY AVOIDING ANY KIND OF PRESSURE THAT WOULD LEAD TO AMBITION FOR REAL IMPROVEMENT, TYPIFIES ENTIRE GENDER AND EPITOMIZES ESSENTIAL PROBLEM WITH GENDER RELATIONS*
^-- A FEMANON, 2016
What kind of girls are you usually attracted to /r9k/?
>>26163584
the female variety of course
normal body weight and a nice face. I don't give a fuck about ass or tit size
IittIe girls
Made a PoF profile of a chad admitting he'd been to prison. Went after girls saying the were looking for something 'serious'. Anyone want to see the results?
Fuck yea. Lets post it on normiebook, too
Post the profile pic first
>>26163568
sure
original comment
fembots are extremely, extremely rare. most females who claim to be fembots are roastie liars. however, fembots do exist. an example of such i present to you in this picture.
i stole this from facebook so you can be sure this is oc
>>26163555
if you went to prom you're not a robot
>>26163555
What is this picture supposed to prove?
My gf wants to move in with me. We are both in college, she's 21 and I'm 20. Currently long distance.
Is it a good idea?
Pic unrelated, I'm not a cuck
>piercings
that shit is nasty
no it's not a good idea but you'll probably do it anyway
>>26163569
Did you even read the OP?
>Pic unrelated, I'm not a cuck
OP is not a dumbass who posts his GF's nudes online. That's why he stated "Pic unrealted" you fucking moron. Please only make babby with smart person to balance out your own detriments. Or better yet let the smart person make babby with other smart person then we have less people like you and more people like them. Cunt.
How do you like this disgusting show?
What's with the homosexual crap?
And the casual drug use? And generally presenting all personal and interpersonal relations as absolutely disgusting and pathetic?
Is this what britfags are like?
aye super hans is pretty funny tho
>>26163059
You just don't get it, man.
it's a comedy show
it's not supposed to seem normal at all
Who /mobile browsing/ here?
What are you shitposting on? Currently using a Galaxy S6.
>>26162940
Nokia Lumia 620
I don't wanna die unfulfilled unless it's soon
iphone 6s
inb4 nomal faggot reeeeee!!!!!!
i like this phone okay
>>26162940
>someone sent you a snap
>you didn't even fucking open it
Get out Chad
who /virgin with a tight ass pussy/ here?
I can't stick anything in it but my finger for fucks sake.
My pussy is really tight 4u bb ;)
I'm a virgin, and my ass pussy is pretty tight too.
I'm a guy though.
>>26162843
>ass pussy
kill yourself
>>26162819
kill yourself
How do you enjoy being alone?
I've been alone for almost my whole life since i'm an autist.
Please someone explain, I can't change so I just want to be content with how my life is.
>he thinks /r9k/ isn't satire
Tippety top kek fampaitachi
>>26162901
So none of you are actually alone? Are you all just joking?
OP, do you mean from a relationship stand point?
Hey there wagekeck still bearing yourself over that gosh darn Monday?
That's not health for you
Me? I have been cleaning and cooking like a responsible home owner
>>26162747
Hey bro are you like the original neetman?
If so congrats on meming really hard.
You may have noticed something wierd in my vocabulary
It's just that we have been kicking it southern style here in the house of neet
Can't even tell if whoever makes these threads are the same person or not.
>31 january 2016
fucking kill me
>>26162726
unemployed for 2 years today!
lets fucking CELEBRATE
>>26162726
WAAAAAAH ITS NOT THE 90's ANYMORE WAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>26162726
What have you been doing with all your spare time anon?
I was always ridiculed and an outcast, even the teachers made fun of me. Got weird stares in lunch for being alone, but no offers to be friends. I'm not even ugly.
>>26162689
Love the bee love the bee love the bee
Elementary School: It was alright. I had a group of friends and the teachers minus one of them were ok for the most part. Got picked on a bit especially in the 4th and 5th grade but it was tolerable
Middle School: utter hell. Had a few friends but everyone made fun of me and verbally bullied me. The teachers were all narcissistic and only cared about the Honors kids.
High School. Not as bad as middle school but still got made fun of and didn't have any friends,
I mostly stuck to myself and hung around the stoners/metalheads/goths just so I didn't look like a complete loser, also everyone hated me for some reason
