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Did anyone here manage to get into a long distance relationship with a qt girl through interpals?
no but want to make a thread later tonight and try?
that would be fun.
I'm a chad too so it will be easy.
>>26164752
Do you have to share pics? I wouldn't mind getting catfished just for the general conversation.
>>26164864
Why are you even here?original
Comfy thread, Can somebody post come comfy? felling pretty down.... Please post something comfy?
>>26163475
More comfy, lets get this thread going
Imagine sitting in this comfy train and looking out the window, thinking about life and making plans that will work on how to improve it and become happy, then fall asleep on the bedseat(comfy train after all) with a smile on your face
>>26163475
Ooh, my favorite kind of thread. This is what I'm listening to right now. Very relaxing and happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y85otqcPak
You know the drill.
Write a letter to someone that might or might not read it.
C'mon guyz, write a letter already. I don't wanna go first.
>>26159979
Dear Alicia,
that pu$$y tight as fuck.
Love, anon.
Dear E
I wish you would just acknowledge me the same one i acknowledge you, i just hope through time that we can grow closer again and that we can hopefully get together sometime. that would make me happy.
D.
black does not crack!
>cherry picking for 50 pleas
>>26172189
>White women selected partied hard while wrong and have massive amounts of drug/alcohol use.
>>26172189
Black people use lotion.
You open the door to your son's room and see this
What do?
>>26170769
There is no possible way I could ever have a son.
"Who the fuck are you and why are you using my dildo?"
>>26170769
How would I have a son if the only women who want me are single mothers? Their children would never be my children.
I've become so lonely that I seriously might try to find a bf (I'm male btw). I just want to listen to music and cuddle with someone all day. Also doesn't help that browsing here has me disgusted with women.
What happens now guys?
Is this the final robot phase minus suicide?
Want to be my bf? We can cuddle and watch Hibike Euphonium together.
>>26170661
If you want a bf you were always gay and just in closet.
>>26170661
I have been gay since I was 24, always in the closet tho. Somehow faping to that cute boy and stealing my best friends underwear was still not gay I guess
I had friends tell me its OK to be gay
I had my parents tell me its OK to be gay
Still in the closet tho
Then why not get a girl who's willing to act like a male with you? Meaning she plays rough, will still bantz with you and not take it to heart, and acts like you as any bro does. If she's attractive? Just have her be something you're not attracted to, like black, fat, or ugly.
There is nothing more purer between a bro-tier relationship between a fat ugly black woman and a robot (or any woman you're not attracted to).
There would be no sexual desire, you guys could share a bed without you getting horny, and she wouldn't be interested because you aren't Chad.
It's just this simple!
Why have an imitation male when you can have the real thing?
She'll only drop you the moment she gets a jealous bf who demands she cut you off
>>26170390
This is a horrible idea. Robots would just get romantically attached and day they were leading them on after hanging out and cuddling.
Robots, just get a gay friend. They may don't act manly, but many of them dont think like bitches
>>26170390
Because they don't exist. I wish they did.
>tfw anime has given me a race specific foot fetish
I wanna die, someone tell me they've got something worse
>>26170270
I like girls with big titties and fat asses
like is pain
diapers, scat, vomit, torture, vore, pedophilia, rape, necrophilia, but only any of the above if it's my little pony-related.
>>26170399
This, except every time I masturbate.
I hate myself, it's the only shit I can get off too.
Will take Q's if anyone wants to ask I'm going to sleep whenever though so make it quick
>tfw too intellectual and introspective for a friends or a gf
Anybody else know this feel?
I am a PhD postdoc in the kind of philosophy that could be described as turbo-introspection and I have friends and a gf.
We don't know that feel, Anon.
You're the only one important enough for it.
>>26170111
>being in college
>"hurrr im such a hermit and robot hahahaha, Im living the literary lifestly lol!"
Yeah fuck off normalcunt
Windows 7 or Windows 10 and why?
>>26170062
Windows 7.
>why?
They don't make them like they used to anymore
>>26170062
Windows 10. It's exactly like windows 7 but looks better. There are some "windows is a service" bullshit things like not being able to play DVD movies anymore without paying for windows dvd player, but other than that it's great.
>>26170101
B-b-b-b-but muh old and deprecated software!
Lost my job today killing myself Western Australians check out the newspaper tommorrow.
good luck op, i hope you have the will to escape
>>26169855
>becomes free from slavery
>killshimself
Wageslaves are truly lost
if that's your dog please make sure it has a good home
How have my fellow robots been improving themselves?
>Past 1.5 months, been hitting gym hard, 4 times a week, lifting heavy weights, constantly adding more weight.
>Eating up to six times a day and drinking a minimum of 3 liters of water
>Taking everything seriously
>Noticing gains
>People say they notice a difference, especially how big my arms/ chest are compared to before
>Feel fucking awesome when out in public
>Litrelly feel amazing since i started lifting, lifting also taught me how to cook.
>Only eating clean carbs
>No junk-food, no take away, no soda, no alcohol, no nothing.
I want to turn into a shredded robot. Anyway picture related is meal 4 and it's 3:40pm. I love my food plain without added stuff like sauce.
Good work on the self improvement. Could do with some veggies tho
>>26169876
I eat almost a bag of veggies on my last meal always, carrots, broccoli, spinach etc.. mixed in with about 2 apples etc..
is that chicken, tuna, and rice?
that's fucking gross.
ITT: women who men want nothing to do with and who men find disgusting.
Pic related but regardless, I would fuck her brains out.
>>26169753
It is just going to be full of fat women. tattooed women, and single mothers. Men want every other woman.
>>26169753
That pic is OP fishing for compliments.
>"Omg Stacy, isn't that the guy who tried talking to you??"
>"Lol. He looks like such a CREEP!"
>>26169680
>implying I ever talk to women unless it's a store employee or waiter
thosre aren't stacies though
Girls wouldn't actually do something like this would they? Like this seems needlessly cruel.
Serious question.
Can woman be as passionated as men over certain things? like those guys that spend days hunting or fishing?
I ask this because the only females I know are my mother and sister and they don't enjoy things much.
>>26169092
Good question, I am too interested in knowing for i only know my mother and sister.
>>26169092
>Passion
>Sitting on your ass
Pick one. Hunting and fishing are the "basic bitch" hobbies for men.
>>26169162
But I'm not talking about what you actually do, but about spending a lot of time doing it because you truly enjoy.
Like yeah, you maybe are on your ass all day, but it's because you love to be on your ass all day waiting for a fish, you're passionate about that, I'm sure that most people rather sit in front of a computer than in front of a river/sea or whatever.
