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>tfw black
>finally got around to measring dick
>6.5

welp, my story ends here, boys.
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>it's a bbc episode
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>>26171523
But over 6 inches is good though. ...
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>>26171556
are sure? it feels like the avg is 7.5 inches...

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>hey dad, meet my new boyfriend Takeshi

how would you react?
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TENNO HEIKA BANZAI
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Well I'm not white, so even if I had a child she wouldn't look like some American white girl.
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I don't know but as a white male, asian guys don't bother me anymore close to black guys. I would probably be okay with it, it just doesn't trigger anything in me.

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What are appropriate places to approach and meet women?
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>2016
>approaching women
kill yourself oppressive shitlord
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If you're attractive, anywhere. If you're not attractive, nowhere.
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>>26171185
An elementery school playground

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What do you listen to while browsing /r9k/?

Youtube links welcome.
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Currently listening to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83TABgLvbmM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL_JyCGKUPU

based monster girl quest desu senpai desuuuuu
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>>26171148
That dry beat sounds good on the headphone I'm currently using.

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What's with the meem that girls have no hobbies and just pretend to like things to be popular? All the girls I know obviously genuinely enjoy their hobbies, like reading or music or tv or whatever. Why's this a thing I keep seeing here? Where's it come from?
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>>26171037

Watching TV isn't a hobby.
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>>26171037
because the hobbies women enjoy don't typically involve any effort on their part what so ever
they're lazy hobbies
>my hobbies include Netflix, listening to music on youtube, and reading light novels meant for teenagers
wew lad
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>>26171037
Watching tv, browsing the internet and listening to music aren't really hobbies, most girls I know do that and only that on their free time, maybe the closest thing to an actual hobby I've ever seen is a girl who collects old music cds

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Robots, I've gotta stay awake from now until 7:30 am. Stay up with me and talk to me about anything so I can stay awake
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>>26170839
Why do you need to stay up
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what time zone? and what do you gotta be awake so long for senpaitachi?
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>>26170864
I've got watch from 00 to 08

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>H-hey
>*scratches face*
>hey anon, you got a hit?
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>>26170594
*kisses you on forehead*

no

you greedy cunt
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>>26170594
I already injected my whole marijuana supply
man I sure was high LOL
sorry cracky ;^)
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>>26170594
"That depends... how much are you willing to do for one?"

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>get coffee with ex
>kind of having an ok time
>idk why I do this to myself but whatever
>anyway drop her off at her place
>give her a hug bye
>she says it's nice to hug someone so tall
>what do you mean
>only short weird guys try and hug me lately

Why are women such shit?
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>>26170176

well thank you for being offended on my behalf.

I'm going to hug more women now, just to creep them out.
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>>26170176
My ex tried that shit. Flirting constantly and "I forgot how tall you are" we had a platonic date and grabbed some beers and I was gonna walk home, she insisted we get a cab even though we were going in opposite directions. We get to her place to drop her off first, she had my coat cause it cause cold, told me if I wanted it back I had to come inside.

Women, amitire?
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they aren't shit. everyone has standards

i saw my ex leaving a bar (we were both there to see a mutual friend) and she is now dating a guy that is 5'8. infront of this guy, she came up and hugged me and said 'hey tall guy'.

it made me feel good because she was obviously aware of the fact that she is now dating a manlet.

im 6'1 1/2-6'2

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What's the biggest mistake in your life?
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>>26169600
not being born a girl.


thank me later
http://allysins.tumblr.com/
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not killing myself when i had an easily accessible shotgun
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>>26169600

You don't care.

You just want to post that image

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Why aren't you a neo-nazi or neo-fascist yet, anon?
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I already am, shitbird.
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Because I'm not retarded.

forced originality.
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>>26169598
Probably because I am nationalist capitalist anti-globalist instead.

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sad, lonely, pathetic, and a dumb 22 year old neet
i wouldnt mind having a bf that would feint affection to me, as long as i could feel slightly loved ;_;
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>>26169188

Nice dubs.

BUT ARE YOU FAT???????
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>>26169271
It's a dude, of course it's fat
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>>26169271
no im not, and im a boy btw

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Is there such a thing as love, /r9k/?
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what is luv?
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>>26168797
Yes, your obviously just not getting any.
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>>26168797
There is, but it's most likely going to cause you grief.

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I am into financial domination.

I pay women online to humiliate and mock me, and even sometimes just to ignore me.
I pay a weekly salary to my current Goddess.

Ask me anything /r9k/
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>>26168517
>pay someone to ignore you
must be nice being a chad you fucking faggot
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>>26168517
I do that shit on /r9k/ for free.

How do I sign up?
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Literally the most cuckly fetish ever

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ITT: your best reaction pics.

Cmon faggots
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Raise your dongers
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I like the ambiguity of this masterpiece
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>>26168248
The best part is, this is from a kids film. That's Christopher Columbus pulling out a telescope.

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i'm doing shit how are you all holding up tonight
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Hoping i dont wake up tomorrow, i wouldnt be so lucky though.
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>>26166887
whats up anon? Why do you not wanna wake up
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>>26166907
double depression caused by disthymia(had it since around 15, 23 now) and general anxiety taking its toll

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