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Why do robots hate girls?
because they're generally terrible and the one thing they have to offer is unavailable to autists
>>26147554
I don't, but they hate me.
>>26147554
I could give a very long answer but to make it into a summary: Women are inferior, but because of modern culture they think they are better giving them a sense of self entitlement and narcissism that make them huge cunts.
What were you doing 10 years ago on this very day?What were you doing 20?
Probably playing RS2.
I wasn't alive 20 years ago.
>>26147445
Writing code, about to drop out of high school the following week.
Probably playing smash or crash bandicoot
Is introversion real? or is it an excuse to be an asshole?
It's real but I would never identify myself as one because people like whoever made that image ruined it
People IRL and on this board seem to think that introversion = depressed social anxiety robot when it doesnt
You can be a fucking chad or stacy and be introverted. All it means is you have to have some alone time to recharge
Take me for example, im extroverted yet until very recently ive been completely alone. Because I cant recharge by hanging out with people ive been depressed and wanting to kill myself
>>26145609
it's a fucking meme to identify as an introvert now.
this fucking normie in my class started telling me how he was such an introvert the other day and i laughed at him. the dude never shuts up, talks to literally everyone in the class non-stop and has tried to fuck every cute girl in the class more than once. if you're an introvert i'm donald fucking trump and i'm going to make america great again.
>You will never again experience an Internet before social media and smartphones
please stop reminding me
the Internet was my home. then the normie horde of whores invaded it and destroyed it with their degenerate kikebook bullshit
fuck every single person who still uses social media.
>>26145717
By definition, 4chan is social media.
>you will never manually browse a list of hosted games anymore
>you will never be greeted by the host who is always glad that you're joining his game again
Fetish thread
Circle all that applyIt's still not technically finished. going to give all the text outlines and rearrange everything to be easier to circle. taking suggestions for anything that should be moved or included
>>26141376
hilarious picture anon
saved
>>26141446
np anon have the original too
>>26141376
Hey OP, this is really cool and informative. Please keep working on the updated version you alluded to.
It's dense, informative, and I like the color coding. It's much easier on the eyes.
ITT: post women suitable for practice and share your experiences with practicegfs
>>26140936
>that
>practice gf.
such a slutty whore, will let you try anything
Best way to get a practice GF?
Small penis thread
When did you first realize you had a small penis?
How has your small penis ruined your life?
how small is it?
who knows?
>>26140779
>tfw only 8.7 inches, 10.3 when bone pressed
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>26140846
you misspelled cm
my first bf was too small. we'd been going out for a few months before trying anything sexual. I felt trapped in that relationship for way too long.
my heart goes out to you guys, that can't be easy.
ITT films that every robot should see
>The Hunt
>>26140057
Doctor Death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLFNczld8NA
>>26140057
Why The Hunt? I saw it but i dont know how robots are suppose to relate to it.
>>26140112
there is no hope
even if you live in a comfy scandi village and hunt deers all day, one fuck up and society and your community will forever despise you
teaches robots to commit suicide before it's too late
What would you name your daughter if you had one?
clementine.
Probably something nice sounding like Lily or Rose, but I also would love to have a daughter named Artemis
since she'd be a whore like all women are, i'd give her an obvious stripper name... save her some time
Hey wagecuck, I'm 27 years old.
Hey wagecuck, I still live with my mom.
Hey wagecuck, I've never worked a day in my life.
Hey wagecuck, I am still receiving NEETbux.
At this point you might be thinking, "oh wow, this guy is pathetic", but let me clarify the score, cuckie. You see, even now your bones are tired, your eyebags widen and get darker with every passing day. Every hour you work, day in day out - tick tock - you know how it goes, makes you older and more bitter. You never have time for yourself. Now hear this. For every hour you have worked, I have had an hour of fun and self improvement. For every hour you have worked, I have fapped to the best hentai, the best trap porn, I have played the best video games, I have laughed, and I have made fun of people like you. That twelve hour long shift you had last night? I spent it marathoning the Lord of the Rings movies, whith stuffed crust pizza and wings on the side.
You want to know the best thing? You're paying for all of this. Yep, every hour you suffer works to my benefit. I'm the master holding the whip.
>"At least I get sex, you pathetic virgin".
Wrong, cuckie. You see, whores don't distinguish NEETbux from real money. Buy an escort every two weeks? Done deal. YOUR money affords that for me. So not only am I fucking your pockets but I am also fucking your degenerate daughters. That's right, with YOUR money, and I am fucking YOUR daughters. You are paying me to eat well, to enjoy myself, and to fuck your daughters. And your daughters are so nice to me, they give me all kinds of compliments, compliments your haggard wife/gf will never tell you. What's that? I am paying them to tell these things to me? All women are paid, one way or another.
Get the score right, cuckie. I know the score, now you do too.
>>26135934
neetbro we are two sides of the same coin. employed or neet we are still brothers
t. drunkfrogs
>>26135934
im 33 still living with my parents. not neet tho, so i get to spend all my money on crap i want instead of losing 50% to the normie tax. (that being, rent, property taxes, insurance, mortgage, utilities, etc.)
my point is, you don't get to mock wagecucks, i do.
and i also get to mock you.
In the end, yes its great being a neet. But when your mum dies who's gonna look after you?
who here is /mentally ill/
I am a schizo
any other robots with a mental illness?
schizophrenic
smoked weed until I head voices everyday, now I want to become alcoholic and suck at school
I'm probably mentally ill but to scared to see a therapist.
I like to cut myself, not sure if that's a mental illness but there you go.
What does /r9k/ think of the French Foreign Legion? Is it worth joining?
I wouldn't mind killing terrorists and then settle down somewhere nice in France. Paris or whatever.
lol you have no idea what you'd be getting into.
do it, faggot
Good luck getting in or surviving the brutal training
>>26152582
I'm physically fit and already have been in basic training in the army of my country. That was a few years ago.
If you could have a bath filled with any fluid to bathe in, what would it be?
>>26151339
sulfuric acid
>>26151423
Sounds very painful anon
>>26151339
Molten steel.
ITT: times when you have sperged at the approach of a woman.
>grill i am very interested in sends me this
>freak the fuck out too soon too soon
>solution: just don't reply
It is almost 48 hours later.
I feel legitimately autistic
Share your stories
>>26151107
Do you like her? Then make a move, for God's sake.
>>26151107
if you don't go for it that's a slap in the face for every robot. get your shit together son
>>26151120
Yes I like her but our conversations are still cringe material, I can't speak to her without feeling completely detached from what I'm saying
>36 years old, 37 this year
>neet
>never worked
>live off parents
>no degree
>kissless hugless virgin
>never had gf
>no friends, MMORPG all day
tell me someone who is more fucked up than me robots
>>26150983
Plenty of people. A lot of dysfunctional normalfags out there.
How did you make it to 36?
I'm 26 and I'm at a point where I don't want to do anything. All day long I lie in bed, and spend an hour eating, pooping and complaining on here. Playing videogames or other things only gives me anxiety attacks from the thought of wasting my life. I know it's paradoxical, since I waste it in bed. How can you still bring yourself to do things?
>>26150983
What will you do if your parents die?
