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>should have been nicer to the fat girls in high school
Bretty sure they both stacied while in hs.
>>26138023
literally just started watching this show out of boredom
this happens every time with r9k and shows I just started watching
>>26138072
We are all connected, anon.
I'll start.
>Going off to college.
>Mom hugs me goodbye (my family doesn't normally touch each other like this, we're all kind of autistic)
>tfw popped a noticeable boner
>>26138007
Understandble if your mums hot m8.
is ur mom hot op
The moment starting at my birth and ending at my death.
ITT: We post our 10/10syes, pic related
>>26137953
She's a qt, yes.
>>26137953
gross lol
>>26137953
Literally how could you like this girl my dude
It seems weird to me that Tumblr type women are a-ok with forcible theft but not forcible sex. Both are a type of rape, especially if you accept their especially lax definition of the word.
Most of them feel that it is right to have the government "even things out" by taking money from the financially privileged whether or not they consent, and giving it to the financially underprivileged.
What about the sexual equivalent? Ugly people are sexually underprivileged by no fault of their own, just how they were born. This could be evened out by government enforced equal redistribution of sex.
This would entail forcing the sexually privileged to share their bodies on occasion with the sexually underprivileged. This would ensure everybody of all walks of life, body type, disabilities, etc. gets quality sex now and then.
Yeah because the goverment is going to make a clinic that equally distributes sex to everyone. Are you insane?
>>26137886
>taxation is theft
lel.
>>26137947
Why is government redistribution of money ok, but government redistribution of sex is not? Neither are consentual.
Who's /going to grow up like his dad/ here?
I wish. My dad is a gorgeous Chad.
>>26138224
How did you end up being robot?
not me. I can handle my booze
Anyone else invisible?
>no friends irl
>no friends online
>no messages or responses on dating sites
>no ratings or comments in picture threads
>no (you) in regular threads
>>26137788
almost the same.
>no friends irl
>no friends online
>no profile on any sites
>lurking 99% of the time
Yeah, I often reply to myself several times to entice others to do the same, usually getting no result anyway.
I have some friends IRL but not many and none I could rely on
I don't even know how people make online friends
Don't remember the last time I even tried a dating site
No one comments on my normie book posts so I just don't bother any more
Serious question to Ameribros here.
Why don't you go and find a Slav qt to marry instead of complaining about the quality of Western females?
>>26137536
Mostly we don't know how.
Don't want to take away from slav robots.
>>26138344
What would you like to know?
>parents caught my watching Prisma Illya
>have a 9 year old sister
>they are giving me 30 days to move out
>won't even let me come out of my room when my sister is home
What the hell am I supposed to do?
Greentext how the conversation with your parents went down
Threaten to rape and kill your sister.
Then rape her.
Then repeat.
Your parents wont ever say they'll kick you out again
>>26137888
you deserve it weeaboo trash
Who here has given up on trying to get a gf?
I honestly think i wasn't made for this plus women want someone funny & happy, and i'm just the opposite.
people like me are destined to be lonely
feels okay
I'm 29. Gave up the love of my life at 25. I'm content to spend the next 20, 30 years of my life without any contact with women at all, since I once had the ideal chance to do everything right, but decided against it for it being too constraining.
>>26137375
This
Bgfhhreiobcza
Bipolar bux NEET here. I have. After my qtpi Indian gf left me. I gave up accepting she would be the best I could ever get. I've only fucked lo qual fatties since. Since nothing compared to her amazing pussy I've given up on women.
If they approach me it's fine but I won't go out of my way for pussy.
Hey uncle anon, this is my room. I always wanted to ask you why you never married.
>>26136857
16 is legal here. I'd fuck her senseless. Also...
>tfw I have a niece 4 years older than me
I'm 20 why the hell would I be married you dumb roastie
>that massive dildo on her night stand
kek
White denial
Ohhhhhh shit here we go. Let me grab some pop corn
>Can't see racism
I see black racism against white people every day family
>>26136552
DO I OWE SOMETHING TO OTHER PEOPLE JUST BY MERELY EXISTING?
NO.
Is being a trap the ultimate revenge against roasties?
>steal their men
>get more attention than stacy, the one thing stacy hates
>impossible for women to emulate traps on the account of surgical cocks being repulsive
>more desirable than a women because of rarity
>cuck women by stealing their image to take everything they held unique to them from them
>also cuck women by having their chads and attention stolen by the very betas they bully and push around
>>26136508
sauce?
original comments: donatello pizza
>>26136508
No, being a trap means you failed so hard at being a man and dominating women that you actually got downgraded to female and are now getting dominated by men instead.
>>26137399
Don't know.
>>26137451
That's a fair point, but not everyone can be manly or have a dominating personality, some people just aren't like that. But "would be traps" are prime targets for female bullying, but once you become a trap, women no longer can actually do anything to you because, by femalekind's own admission, you are "powerless" because you're a minority. So they can't accuse you of rape or anything like that. Also, you will always be dominated by men. Whether its the president, your boss or whatever, there always be a man above you telling you what to do. At least this way its pleasurable.
What are the real life implications of having a high IQ?
good at work. bad at sex.
>>26136764
>Bad at sex
Why is that?
>>26136752
I got professionally tested and have a pretty normal IQ.
Really sucks when you are socially retarded.
>started making chili and have no idea what I'm doing
>never even had chili in my whole life
>I already screwed up by buying normal beans instead of canned
>and them by starting cooking an entire pound of them
Help me robots I already regret trying this
>chili
>beans
that's where you fucked up
>>26136487
The recipe said beans
I like beans in burritos
I googled how to make beans and it said that instead of waiting all night I can just boil them for 2 minutes and leave them in the water for an hour is this true?
I want to date a masochistic, low self-esteem slut who is into extremely violent sexual degradation.
Am I barking up the wrong tree in chasing after femanons?
>>26136272
>chasing after femanons
is that what they think? kek
Any woman that would browse this website is a fundamentally broken human being.
>>26136371
that about goes for men as well
