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what's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
masturbated with a hairbrush up my ass to gay porn. Used butter as lube.
Needless to say that wasnt pleasant experience
>>26142721
ur mum
delete this thread now fuccboi
rubbed my dick all over my dad's gfs clean underwear and put them back in the drawer
University is a fucking lie. I know this is my fault, but I grew up watching "American movie college" movies and I really hoped that It would be fun and full of sex, drugs and rock and roll, but it's not. It's sitting at your house, bored out of your fucking mind, not doing anything but studying and playing video games. If this is the high point of my life, I might as well fucking kill myself now.
It is if you pick a non garbage course and whant a presentable gpa.
>>26142548
>falling for the college meme
That only happens at party schools, man. I never went to college, but I've been to a few party schools and it was fucking ridiculous. Personally, I think life outside of that realm is a lot better now that I'm older. Digging yourself into a grave to party? No thanks.
>>26142548
You make your own experiences, they don't come to you.
You're sitting at home playind vidyagames cause it's your choice to not put yourself out there and socialize.
B urself mang :^)
why don't you lift? are you some sort of girly man who would rather whine than do something to improve yourself?
>>26142305
eat a bag of dicks
>>26142305
Because I fall in and out of the habit. Right now I've fallen off the wagon. Once I get back into the routine I'll be fine.
>tfw if you had lifted constantly over the years instead of on and off for months you would have look sexy as fuck instead of average
>lift everyday
>be attracted to 2D
>people ask why I work out so much and never interact with girls
When you were younger how did you imagine your life would be going at your current age? How does it compare with the reality?
bump for time
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>>26141937
>Rhought I would have a good job and a gf and having sex.
>28, KHV, have a shitty part time job, and live with my parents.
Mormon here
I am 20 years old, so I imagine I would be on an lds mission at this point.
I also imagined that a couple years before I went I would start a band. Never happened.
You can still be a robot even if you've had multiple girlfriends, so fuck you calling us normie.
>>26141826
>tfw middle school badass
>went through like 15 "girlfriends"
>tfw now sad and alone
>never once been in love
just
>>26141826
robot means isolated and unable to get gf. The 'unable' is pure mindset, things like greencard marriages and other shit exists, it's possible, so anyone can be a robot by choice.
>>26141826
No, you can't. Stop trying to fit in with autistic lonely losers who have no social skills and no one who has loved them outside of their parents, if even that.
walk in see this what do?
Wonder where I am.
apologise, walk out and close the door
>>26140907
>S-sorry mom...
>Sorry bro...
My fiance is pregnant.
>>26140491
Why have you used the image of the WTC? Is it because you have a fiancee, and therefore are on the verge of signing your life away.
>>26140521
this
babies are easy. women are babies with agency.
>>26140491
If you didn't want a kid, you should have been more careful. Have fun OP.
>>26144665
post the hidden cam op
You is mad men Op
What exactly is it you want help with? I don't understand.
>>26144665
Just bang her
Next time you're massaging her, rub your dick on her ass
Why is it Asian men literally never stink?they always smell nice, even when they're sweaty. I've never smelt an asian guy who has a strong smell.
we smell like fried rice and onions and have 3 inch dicks and that's being generous.
>>26144261
because of this: http://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Rs17822931
>>26144291
No you don't you. Asians never stink.
Relate with me, fellow robots. Tfw no bf. Tfw suicidal.
>>26144043
>Tfw unpassing hon
>?
I dunno that's the only tranny feel I can imagine right now
Kill yourself, you fucking degenerate.
>OG comment
>>26144084
Yeah I can relate I guess. Passing for me is weird? Like it depends so much on the light and shadows and things. Plus I never pass when I wake up in the morning but after doing shower face hair I sorta do? Idk.
And I never pass in my fucking work uniform.
>unironically believing in evelution
When will people realize it's a meme?
>>26144031
10 bucks you're a murican
only muricans deny even the most basic things in science, i bet you also think the world is hollow or flat or whatever
>>26144079
>implying it's science
>>26144079
Evolution is just so fake
Considering ending my pathetic fucking manlet life. This is utterly hopeless. No matter what anyone says to cheer me up, it doesn't change my fact that being 5'6" makes me an automatic 1/10; essentially the male equivalent of a 240 lbs landwhale. I'm sick of hating myself and feeling inferior to everyone I see in public who is taller than me (i.e. everybody).
>"W-well someone who'd deny you for your height isn't right for you. I don't mind short guys hehe :::)))"
So, basically no girl in the world is right for me? And the girls who say "I don't mind short guys" would pick a tall dude 9 times out of 10 IRL. I'm seriously considering suicide or something edgy. Either that, or I want to do something to put myself in a mental hospital for the rest of my life.
I'm 31 and 5'7.
If there's anything I can tell you from spending 31 hellish years on this earth as a manlet is that it never gets better.
I plan on ending it soon.
>>26143572
same, "p.h.a.m"
original commmmmment
>>26143514
If you listen to disgusting stacys then of course you'd think that
Why do black people believe the most retarded shit?
>Egyptians were black
>All meso-american accomplishments are from ancient africans who sailed to the Americas
>Jesus was black
>The Moors were black
>Many european empires were founded by blacks
>Buddha was black
Most of their home continent is full of war and disease yet they take credit for nearly ever achievement of other cultures yet cry "cultural appropriation" because some smelly white slut has dreads.
Most black people don't believe that shit though.
That's like asking why all white people are nordicists when it's only the niggerest of whites who are.
When you get oppressed and shit on continually and told you're worthless, and you're not terribly well educated, and feel that the dominant power structure is invested in supporting its own legitimacy in its teaching of history, it's not hard to get enamored by historically dubious bullshit to make yourself feel better.
That said, that's really niche shit, most black people laugh at the black people who believe that.
>>26142714
they got dick all history to believe in cause they failed to write down any of it
Fembot here. Should I let my first cousin rape me? We have the same grandparents.
He keeps holding me down and trying to spread my legs. He usually comes to my house to give me free weed, and I always accept, but I guess he had an ulterior motive.
He held me very close then kissed my neck. He felt me up all over my body, then he moved his hands over to my breasts and tried to pull my shirt down. After that, he put himself completely on top of me, but i pushed him off before he got me naked. I'm not going to lie, I really enjoyed it since I usually don't get any male attention irl.
That human contact felt absolutely amazing.
Here is a picture of him trying to spread my legs. I couldn't get a good picture because he kept moving me.
Should I just go for it out of desperation? What are your serious thoughts on this?
>>26141906
women can't be robots
get out
go away
>>26141906
You should post contact and fuck me instead
here is another picture of him
he's really not my type because he's short and scrawny, but I'm insanely desperate.
Is there a more robot car than a jeep wrangler?
AMC Gremlin
Yeah. Not having a car.
Fucking normie.
>>26141889
How is this a robot car? It's not a good drivers car. It doesn't have any purpose. It's like a fashion accessory basically.
