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By some miracle you find the perfect gf
Your happiness is short-lived as you are both kidnapped by a sadistic billionaire who brutally rapes and tortures you.
In parting you are offered a final choice.
>kill your gf. you are released and receive $1 million in untraceable funds
>kill yourself. this guarantees your gf's safe release
>do nothing. you both die in the most painful way imaginable
wot do?
>>26129236
this is why i vote for Bernie Sanders.
>>26129236
Fuck the bitch
>>26129236
Shit I'd kill her for free if that meant my safety desu
RIPperino pepperoni may Pepe be blessed with eternal slumber fuckin normies
Frail Snail best meme 2016
>MFW Pepe died only to be replaced by frail snail
>2016 still no danker meme than frail snail.
arguable anon
>>26128833
I'm happy with the thought of Pepe dying out but if Frail Snail is just used EXACTLY the same was as that dumb retard Frog was it'll meet the same fate.
>>26128869
Same. though I don't think it'll meet the same fate as pepe if it isn't appropriated by normies.
>tfw I talk to myself as if I'm a celebrity being interviewed about the topic I am thinking about
God I'm pathetic
>>26127621
I sometime do this too.
This or giving out a lecture to a large crowd/tv on how I solved the problem.
It's kinda silly, but it works.
>So anon, how do you feel about your crippling depression and the latest frog memes?
Wow you must be really into yourself.
>have this jaw problem
>one small jaw surgery away from being a Stacy
is this what I want?
>>26127530
>wanting to be a Stacy
In 5 years, when you're asking "where have all the good man gone" and you're vagina is all stretched out and you have a kid you'll regret ever wanting to become a Stacy. Just skip the cock carrousel and date a nerdy Elliot Rodger type.
>>26127587
sorry anon you have this all wrong.
im considering the surgery because what i have I'm insecure about and my jaw locking hinders my eating. regardless I think I will get it for medical reasons but i want to stay ugly a little longer. ive heard jaw surgeries have changed lives
>>26127530
Is this the same person though ? look at her ear shape, it changed
why is hentai so much hotter than real porn?
Because you're autistic.
>>26127490
>jerking off to hentai
>not wanking it exclusively to /e/ shit
Get some taste
Anime girls don't have the detail to have the flaws real women do, furthermore they are not covered in make up and aren't repulsive whores like the kind of girls in porn.
>Literally over 200 matches
>Even paid the ugly tax for unlimited likes
>Everybody ignores me except for bots
I want off this ride
Never understood why people brag about how many matches they have. 80% of women on tinder are fat or non-white.
>>26133714
How the fuck do you even interpretit this as bragging?
Didnt you read what I said?
>>26133692
What am I doing wrong?
>be from chicago west rogers park
>half black and white (reee nigger)
>end up hanging around the wrong crowd apparently since day 1
>wrong crowd turns out to be GD's
>fuck it, gets jumped in
>learns valuable lessons on the streets, end up shooting someone in a drive-by later on when I'm 13
Who else here gangbangs?
lmao as if a bitch nigger halfie like you could gang bang
fucking poser ass faggot
>>26133080
>Shot someone
>Stomped BD niggas out
>Later on beat the fuck outta a 4 corner hustler
and watched him get beat to death by baseball bats
>Watched a Vice Lord die by a .40
Stfu bitch ass nigga
>>26133052
Damn nigga, Chicago will never be the same after the assassination of the Black Panthers
My 9 year old sister is watching inuyasha.... if she going to be a weeb she needs better taste in anime. What do I do?
introduce her to prisma illya
there is literally nothing wrong with watching inuyasha
don't let her watch SAO
give her something like NGE or cowboy beebop and keep her away from the autismo deviantart shows
If we're all NEETs couldn't we all live together and collect our money together to buy food. If 3 of us lived in a house or an apartment and all 3 of us earned $700 a month, we would earn $2100 a month.
can I be the maid/cumdump?
>>26130739
Post boypussy and I'll decide
earned 700. Neet?
Fuck this board. Fuck all of you
With the new "diverse" Barbies becoming available, a petition has arisen to get Mattel to make fat, short, pale, bald Ken dolls to teach young girls to have realistic, less bigotry laden standards for boys/men as they grow into adults.
https://www.change.org/p/mattel-we-want-a-short-fat-bald-ken-have-mattel-add-diversity-to-it-s-ken-dolls
>>26130665
It'll be interesting to see what people say when kids don't want to play with the fat or ugly dolls and stick with the proper, classic barbie.
Not that it matters, I guess. It's the parents who buy it. The kids will just drop it and go on their phones and play candy crush or whatever.
>>26130665
BUMP! There's no future left for us, but maybe we can save the next generation from experiencing these feels.
Only one of them is seriously tubby, Barbie might be hiding a fat ass underneath that skirt.
It's a bit confusing that they made the Asian so tall now they're choosing individual height.
Mostly they want to sell more dolls, nobody wants an unlicensed George Costanza doll.
who /dicklet&proud/ here
my penis is girly as hell, but aesthetically more beautifull then a monster cock
>>26130320
>tfw no bf to cockshame
what does it look like erect?
>>26130334
clean and pretty
I caught my boyfriend masturbating to this.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1453088029574.webm
I have no qualms with him looking at porn, but I was uncomfortable with him looking at a sex tape of an armature couple. It makes me feel like he wished that I was more like the girl in the video. I'm skinny, short, and have small boobs. I have a slender body type, but have a little fat protruding from my stomach and thighs. The girl in the video had a perfect body and had huge breasts. I didn't necessarily argue with my boyfriend, but I made it clear that what he was doing was upsetting me. He got up without pulling his pants back on and tried comforting but I wasn't in the mood to be touched by him. There's nothing wrong with finding other people attractive, but to me, masturbating to a sex tape of someone that could be your classmmate or coworker or someone you see everyday is crossing a line.
You think this is good bait faggot?
>I have no qualms with him looking at porn
Why lie? Clearly you do, you insecure idiot.
>>26130283
I want more of this webm
>$2,000 in NEETbux came in yesterday
>new mom and step dad trying to get me to pay rent now
Am I really in the wrong here? I refused and told them to fuck off and I heard them shit talking about kicking me out.
What do?
>>26129620
>rent a place for $750/month and keep the $1,250
My mum has told me that if I apply for autismbux I will have to pay her a portion of it. I tolerate her as it is, but if I'm going to pay her for money that's supporting my mental condition then fuck that.
Can I somehow get the government to back me up on this?
Get rid of them first.
Do guys dislike disabled girls?
>>26129538
only if they're 2d
ive had an opportunity with a disabled girl
>genuinely autistic girl,diagnosed before primary school
>friend of my mates gf
>total qt
>he kept mentioning her to me
>his girlfriend and him obviously trying to set us up
>met her at other friends going away party
>she has majority same interests as me
>we talk for a while
>mate offers me some random pill
>take it
>she sees
>shes now scared of me
>ignores me rest of the night
i fucked that up pretty bad. havnt touched any drug besides weed since
>>26129538
Certainly, it adds that 'they need me' level of sincerity
let us have a comfortable saturday please lads edition
got two bottles of fireball for tonight, i hope it will be enough. i really do like drinking fireball though lads.
>>26129076
I too wish for a comfy thread, feeling fairly suicidal right now and could do with cheering up
I still believe another BFF will happen.
