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im about to subscribe to a porn site and give them my credit card info
how likely is it this will be a fraud and ill have my identity stolen
Don't worry, I highly doubt anybody wants your identity
Sure, it'll be fine.
Just do it.
I've subed to BLACKED for 7 months and no fraud.
Look at this
This Brazilian woman makes millions doing this
fugg
>>26126871
400 million views for a toy?
Fug
>>26126871
Keyword woman. You wouldnt get more than 123 views doing this as a man/
Lots of parents will let their little kids go online unchecked, and they look up little kid shit like this, and occasionally stumble on some weird ass shit they shouldn't be seeing.
Anyone listen to ASMR? It's really comforting, give it a try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcDZuzsjbcc
Autism thread?
>>26126472
How is it autistic? It's comfy and makes you feel nice.
>>26126451
Ayye I have done for a couple years now
I'm starting to get bored of it though. Doesn't work as well as it used it
>eating crackers while laying in bed
>one falls next to me with me knowing
>roll over it
>crushed cracker all over my bed now
>just anther thing to add to the list
Bed stories thread?
>>26125691
>crushed cracker all over my bed now
I'm so sorry, that's one of the layers of hell. The moment you think they are all out you feel one rolling on your arm.
>laying in bed
>cockroach skitters across your belly
>it gets away before you can kill it
>extreme anxiety that it's just gonna come back and fuck with you some more
>>26125707
At least with the other foods like bread, cheese, chicken, bananas, chocolate, and jerky I don't feel the sharp edges so I don't mind them being there. But I'll be feeling those mother fuckin crackers for at least a week and a half.
Do you find it easy to trust people?
No. It's really hard for me to trust people.
Yeah, but I can generally tell when someone is jewing me and when they aren't.
>>26125085
That pic is making the rounds today.
Femanons: is size ever a major turn on or fetish for you is it that mostly a guy thing?
Like would you be curious to try a huge one in your life or is it whatever?
It feels like girls rarely care as much as guys but they do have positive reactions to big ones.
Also is this chart accurate?
>tfw just one away from A
I'm going to cry
If he's not 9 inches I'm not even gonna look at him
So 7 inches and 6 girth is not even ideal?
8 inches and 6 girl isn't good enough to be perfect? this chart is retarded
Jesus christ thunderf00t just showed his fucking showed his power level to the entire world the absolute madman
all wo"men" on absolute suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leKXqZkfEY4
>>26124514
You know what? I think that thunderf00t is privately a race realist and if he's an American citizen I think he will vote for Donald Trump.
>>26124514
Honestly love thunderfoot so much
Watch this whole video
Beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhPJHfR3Pco
he hates le holohoax and is a undercover yew he is bad man but still le funny maymay aneeta is so bayde lol xD pranks are bad 2 le h3h3 yohoooooo
>be me
>diagnosed with clinical depression during first year of college
>dad suggests I take a break from school for a while
>move back in with him
>was in a low mood today
>he gets mad that I'm sad and tells me it's my own fault I have depression and that I'm making the whole family uncomfortable
>he tells me not to look/act depressed in front of him
What the fuck? No one understands depression unless they've had it
I'd ask if you're me, but you are in fact me
>>26124456
>depression
>isolating yourself further
why the fuck would you take advice from that idiot?
>>26124535
Thats funnybecause you are me as well
Hey robots, you might remember me from going to the zoo with the 26 year old virgin. I got a feeling she's as close to a real life fembot I've ever encountered.
>no facebook or other social media
>virgin at age 26
>does not own a smarthphone
>is into anime
>collects dolls casually
>is interested to learn MTG
>wants to play vidya with me
We're going out to an italian place for our third date, should I kiss her on the mouth by the end of that evening?
It's a shame really, r9k dismissed her for being "ugly" but by settling in the look department I've gained so much more back.
She also looks a lot better in person. So robots are you proud of me? Will YOU lower your standards to find joy?
Pic related is her.
>not a roastie
>wants to learn MTG
Marry that girl, anon.
>does not own a smarthphone
So she's retarded and will stay that way until she has a computer in her pocket. Just tell her to get a shitty prepaid one at least.
>>26124106
Kiss her on the mouth OP, she doesn't even look that bad, her hair is pretty
why don't you just get an ugly gf?
>>26124046
Cos they can get someone better than me
Cause I just want a gf to show her off.
>>26124046
Because I just want to be alone
Post photos of Elliot Rodger, and his posts from puahate
>>26121620
I think he was a mortal man
>>26121620
I think he was a weak faggot.
>>26121620
I know the rodge couldn't be dodged
4chan is the biggest experiment in humanity that we've seen so far. People of all ages, genders, social status, intelligences, and nationalities browse and discuss on this site, and the only thing they're judged on is the content they post.
So, what are some truths about humanity that we can draw from this decade-long experiment?
>injustice is frowned upon by everyone
>same is animal abuse
>there ARE girls on the internet
>>26128547
While anarchy would still be inferior to statehood, it would be nowhere as bad as people assume.
>>26128596
That's actually a good point.
People would still argue and fight, but it would be over the best ways to survive, and not for reasons as barbaric as simple manslaughter.
FRIEND'S ONEITIS WANTS TO FUCK ME WHAT DO I DO???
>>26128459
you bang her because women are not property and are not "claimed" by men.
LEAVE THIS BOARD NORMIE
THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR YOU
YOURE NOT WELCOME
>>26128464
You're goddamn right
Chad Thundercock is on the move once again
>here that 5.5"-6" is the average length
>7" and up is big
>measure mine, turns out it's 7.5"
>woah I'm a big guy
>eventually find out that girth is what really matters and that 5" is average
>never measured, decide to change that
>4.8"
FOUR POINT EIGHT
FIVE AT BEST
How the FUCK do I fix this?
hi op
i am Ethieen, this is my twitch stream and i like what i see.
www twitch tv/ethieenn
try 4.2 you fucking big dick chad
>>26128478
I fucking GUARANTEE I'm more of a lonely failure than you.
What is the point of being a vegetarian or a vegan? Even if you try your best to avoid animal products or ones tested on animals in the end you live in towns, cities, and get some good from factories. They all take up space and chance are that space was inhabited by various wildlife but due to people coming into such areas the animal habits have been turned into more human friendly places while displacing the animals that use to live there.
Are you doing anything to minimize this? I just don't understand, it seems like a fruitless battle.
>>26127792
Look at that nep
>>26127814
All the Neps are qts desu
Being a vegetarian or a vegan is a privilege only rich westerners can afford and goes against human nature
