On acid
What do senpai
Put some good music on. Maybe paint a self portrait.
>>26118506
Look in a mirror.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tw6vbsqE9o
hit that kanoguti
>Started diet yesterday
>Today I caved in
>Got 4 big macs and 6 cheese burgers
>Now I'm eating strips of bacon because I'm so fucking sad and angry at myself for caving in
Why couldn't I get the skinny genes why
nigga u need a helmet on ya head
I wouldn't really call it caveing if you only lasted a day.
You could just kill yourself.
>tfw finally lost virginity
>finally feel like a real woman
>I can now be a proud roastie
Who here lost their virginity recently?
>>26121915
D-do women virgins want to lose their virginity as much as we do?
I lost it a few months ago. I'm a guy though.
Now get this, I got her pregnant.
Getting fucked in your ass doesn't make you a real woman tranny.
>>26121954
Serves you right moron.
Drawfag time!
>comic sans font
Drawing prompts:
What did you eat for breakfast?
I just saw this as I was taking a break from doodling. I've been having fun working on a shitty alium.
>mfw getting (you)s
>make post
>come back to the thread later
>15+ (you)'s
>>26120652
>>26120677
Here's another,friends
C-can I have one?
>Girl in class asks me to coffee
>Tell her no
>She asks again a week later
>Tell her no again
>She makes a scene about everything having to be awkward and everyone stares at me
I just don't want a GF
>>26120162
should have known women can't handle rejection
if you reject one you will be called gay and they will make a scene so everyone knows their theory
>>26120162
>be me
>there's a 8/10 girl in my course
>always smiles at me in the uni class
>one day she approaches
>talks to me but completely ignore her
>class finishes
>she follows me through the whole building and sits next to me in the library again
>starts asking me...
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>>26120162
I feel that the female gene pool should be purged.
Check out my super rare pepe, free of charge.
Post yours.
I fixed it.
Here is the new pep
Dank OC mems all round famlam
>tfw none of them even talk to me
How is it going for you?
its going perfect anon! :)
>>26119733
inb4 that's your alt account
>>26119832
No its not
I dont even care, I dont want anyone else
>You spend Friday night trying to decipher Finnegans Wake
>Chad fucks her so deep she gets a bellyache
>>26119520
>You sit alone in your beamer
>While she rides chads wiener
Dedicated to Elliot Rodger.
>>26119520
>You play Donky Kong
>While she sucks chads schlong
>>26119520
>You write posts that are superfluous
>While she rides on chads big herpes dick
I finally cracked and bought this to go with the VR headset and VR porn. I have officially left the world behind
>>26119411
A haircut, nice shirt and pants and a pair of dumbells would have been a wiser, far less expensive investment to get long term pussy.
>>26119445
please be bait, you deluded piece of shit
>>26119445
None of those will make his personality better
ask a guy who just IV' a drig (crack cocaine) for the first time
to be fair i'm also on 3-5mg xanax, 50kg amphetamine, and s ome cannibis cannabis
What is your daily life like
I wish I was black so I could fuck that girl.
50kg meth ehh, thats pretty hardcore
I'm turning 22 in 3 months now and I'm still a virgin. I'm an engineering student and a part time barista. I have a pretty good amount of money since my parents are paying my tuition, but I don't have a car since they're pretty useless at my university.
What am I doing wrong? I'm confident socially and have plenty of friends, women included. They're perfectly willing to go out, but only "as friends". I show non-platonic interest early on in these friendships.
I'm 5'11 and in good shape. I'm into classic...
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JANNY JANNY JANNY
>>26118638
Autism face.
>>26118638
you look like that and are still a virgin you must be seriously fucked up mentally.
Pic related, I got a score of 97. I really don't know why I come here. But I very rarely browse r9k, I'm just here because I heard you guys feel like losers or think you are.
But maybe I can help.
Ask me anything really, advice about anything, I'll do my best.
>>26118280
I got a score of 132, I just browse here for fun.
>>26118342
That's a pretty high score buddy.
I'm not wealthy, I don't go to the doctor or dentist on a regular basis, I think that's about it except maybe little shit like having a clean living space.
It's kinda messy right now so I didn't give myself that.
I don't think there's anything off with me, I just think our society is so deranged at this point that I'm one of the last emotionally, mentally stable people of my generation.
>>26118342
wait shit I miscounted my score is 96. would be over 100 if I wasn't a virgin or autist.
> Can type a lot better. My WPM is probably improved
> Made me realize that a relationships are hopeless for many of us and thus a waste of time
> Able to appreciate independence/loneliness
Ironically, /r9k/ gave me hope. Though I'm a 21 year old autistic, homely KV, I have hope for the future now that I realize that without relationships and societal obligations, I'm free to do as I like. Perhaps I'll never find love. But that's ok.
Whenever I feel like I'm an absolute piece of shit, I can consistently come on this sub and find someone even worse than me, and that makes me believe that there's still hope.
>>26118322
Yeah that too. Thought I was too far gone but some of you niggas are really at the end of the rope.
I've been using 4chan for long enough that I feel it's become a significant part of my life.
The anons of 4chan have given me something comparable to social interaction, and in some cases even good friendship. I'm capable of sharing feels, and understanding the emotions of others I would have otherwise never even considered. I can argue about politics, or post pictures of trains, I can masturbate and share pornography interests. I can have everything from mindless shitposting to legitimate serious discussion.
I also feel like my opinions and understanding...
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>look in the mirror
>get pissed off at my ugly face
>look in the mirror
>find amusement in my poor appearance
>look in mirror
>"hey not half bad"
>see side profile
>want to immediately die
>>26118145
Every time.
>eyes are very lopsided and nose in noticeably crooked
Why?