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Hello wagie, I didn't see you there!
It's quite cold out there, isn't it? Oh, you were out of the house at 7:00 AM? Poor wagie!
Well, I also had to wake up extremely early, at 11:30, to begin my philosophical studies! And if I have enough time I might even finish off my rendition of Mozart's Requiem.
And you, wagie? Oh, you're tired? Well, I guess 9 hours of slaver- I mean, work, can be extremely tiresome!
Haha, don't look so down, wagefriend. You have n entire 2 days of freedom and enlightenment...
...unless, of course, Mr Shekelstein calls you in tomorrow!
Haha, just kidding, wagecuck
I've got to go now, and as always
Another day, another dollar.
This is the greatest post
>>26106280
Mmmmmmmm *BRRRRAAAAAAPPP* WHAT was that neety? Too busy making stacks and taking naps *prrrrttt* *groan* oooh looks like I need to make poopies, better call in my new coffee boy to change me. *burp* ah nothing like work am I right?
Any fellow wageslaves on here work with Maven projects and weblogic installations on a normal basis?
I have a scheduled task that goes into an FTP server and cleans stuff. It runs fine when given unencrypted credentials, but I get login errors when trying to have it handle credentials out of a .properties file that are encrypted with Jasypt ENC notation.
It's a local weblogic installation. I'm tempted to throw it in production in hopes that it'll 'just work' but that's obviously a bad idea.
These bandages? you're worried about me? that makes me happy but don't worry i'm okay <3
Go ahead an open your present anon.
You said before that you liked my eyes before didn't you?
I was so happy that you took a liking to even just one part of me
so i thought i'd give one to you as a gift anon,
it was a a bit problematic but i made sure it won't rot...
do you not like it anon? is one not enough? I won't be able to do as much but if you want you can have the left one too...
Do you not want it anon? did i do something unnecessary? if so, just hurry and throw it away...
Did i make myself look ugly? do you not like me anymore anon? I-im sorry...
But.. um, if i get an artificial one put it it will look like the way it before i think...
I just wanted to make you happy anon...
do you robots feel nothing for her?
>>26106511
pretty cute tbqf
>>26106647
it made my heart melt and i wanted to share the feeling
Has there ever been a bigger cuck?
>gets bullied by his crush's boyfriend and his friends
>helps raise and mentors their son, Harry
>constantly gets made a fool of by him and his delinquent friends
>dies for a woman who never loved him
>>26104849
you forgot
>joined guy who wanted to holocaust muggles
>was half-muggle
also rip alan rickman
Is he /r9k/ incarnated?
I guess he'd be the mod of /r9k/ if 4chan were a magical imageboard.
In just a few weeks I'll have officially reached wizardhood
Nice dead forced meme
Big deal, in my next post, I'll get dub.
>>26104578
Just as I said
ITT: people on /r9k/ you recognize
>that guy who thinks attaching a picture of a philosopher to his post will make it seem smart
>that woman that responds with a 2000 word autobiography to any post that mentions gender
>that one guy who has no gf
>that guy who posts revy and holo
>that guy who posts Ritsu
Lets Rose thread begins
No fucking emma ktsw boxy
>>26083644
so you want a kstew, emma and boxy thead wih 0% rose, senpai?
got it
>>26083644
but surly there is room for maria? eh?
aiaiai to have such a woman eh
I recently deciced I don't like Epi. I like the persona he presents sure but behind it he is just some stalker (a good one) who is obsessed with Rose.
How many of you do use it, and how often?
Your opinion on it?
Do you like to combine it with anything else?
Also, general /drug/ thread I guess
/drughate/ threads are better.
>tfw criticize drug use
>druggies get so fucking defensive
Identifying with momentary retardation is pathetic.
anyone /otc junkie/ here?
planning a dxm/dph trip soon
I've smoked crack before, but never done powder cocaine. It's so fucking expensive, I'm having a hard time justifying buying some compared to various amphetamines.
Do robots want to play a little game?
It's simple... What is inside the pot?
I think there is poop inside the pot.
Jizz, lots of jizz.
it seems like some sort of colorful thing
>Hey anon come over here for a second hehehe!
>Do you like me?
Clearly this is a trap. You can usually do one of three things.
1. You say yes. This is the worst option.
>HAHAHA OH MY GOD! HEY EVERYONE ANON JUST SAID HE LIKED ME!
2. You say no, This means you will be attacked by her friends
>Why don't you like femanon? Your disgusting! you're no prize! Did you know she's crying now! Go tell her you like her!
This then goes back to option one.
3. You say nothing and look pathetic. Walk away while listening to the kackling laughter behind you.
Is there a way around this no win situation? I've never found one. Help me please.
>>26108825
Say a variant of "What do you hope for me to say?"
Tell them you are gay.
>>26108825
How about you graduate high school first kid.
I'm talking about the "good" outcome involving AI, the one where it doesn't want to kill us all for whatever reason, and the one where it's not controlled by an evil entity.
Think about it, actual AI will be able to perform any mental or physical task, it's limits compared to a human are, practically, nonexistent. It would have the means and materials to make itself "better and better", and if it couldn't do it initially by itself, we will surely help it and supply it whatever it needs.
And so there would not be a single job or activity it could not do, either by our request or from it's own initiative. Jobs would simply stop existing, as there is nothing it could not do for us. It could drive,farm, bake, program, and solve problems, it could take instructions in the same way a human worker does and it is tireless, emotionless,fast and efficient. It could do research, and it would actually be rigorous and won't falsify results for funding, all you would have to do is ask it, but even asking might not be necessary.
What possible "activity" would be left for humans? What would we do? Even if you travel and party and do whatever, you will get bored, you NEED something to do with a meaning. When AI can do anything, there is no meaning as it can do anything, and it does it better, faster and more efficiently than a human ever could. Even art, there are already lots of algorithms out there for creating music and rhymes and whatever.
We will simply get bored to death, and that's why I think that AI truly represents the end, even if it doesn't kill us violently.
I tried talking about it on /g/ but it seems they don't feel the feel.
Do you feel me robots?
my life is already meaningless
>>26108462
We'll all be dead before it gets to that point.
>>26108462
Why would we get bored to death? There is so many things people can experience we should never get bored.
Does anybody have the template for that 'iceberg' meme?
The one that's typically used to depict the fetish tiers, or the different levels of gamer etc. Pic related... You know where the bottom level typically says 'ascended'?
I'm looking for an empty template to serve up some quality OC.
TYIA.
this is why im doing nofap
>>26108368
>mexican sugar dancing
This can't possibly be a thing but I'm too terrified to actually look it up
>>26108646
mexican sugar dancing is a very underground thing, about using cadavers being dried and used, and articulated with wires like puppets, or sometimes living people that looks like skulls, like Goddess Bunny .
Any audiophile (even babby tier) robot here?
I've got some money to spend, and I'm planning to purchase this combo, is this a good idea/deal or am I cucking myself?
I mostly need it for rock/metal/alternative music and CSGO
Please respond
>>26107111
/g/ and /mu/ pls
>>26107266
Not OP, but this an off-topic board. He can post whatever he wants to.
>>26107266
well that didn't help much but thanks for the bump anyway
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I've been offered an unpaid internship position as a dishwasher.
I'm tired of being a NEET, but I don't have any job experience to get a real job.
Should I take it?
>>26106556
Have you tried going to a YMCA and asking a job councilor for help?
They offer advice on resumes and they'll tell you of places worth checking out
>>26106556
>unpaid internship position as a dishwasher
pls be real
>unpaid dishwashing
Fuck that, you should atleast get paid for that soul crushing work.
weekday comfiness is about to be ruined edition
Lost my belt. Any ideas?
>>26104923
that's why god invented string.
>>26104923
Use shoelaces.
Well guys, I'm fucking fucked
Quick backstory
>few weeks ago at work phone is running dangerously low on batteries
>didn't have a charger
>while on break saw Stacy charging her phone through her computer
>asked if I could charge mine
>she let me
>charged my phone and then went on my way
Fast forward to today at work
>Stacy comes up to me
>she's never really talked with me before
>"ummmm hey anon"
>hi
>"so uh like a bunch of your pictures got on my phone"
>pokerface
>"don't worry I'll keep your secret" she says with a smile
>she then pats my shoulder and leaves
>tfw my phone is full of trap pictures and fap roulettes
>Stacy is good friends with all the chads at work
>don't trust her one bit because Stacy
>I don't even really like traps
Welp, looks like it's time to an hero
>>26104342
Holy fucking shit anon that's bad!!
she just thinks you're gay. she probably likes you more now, unless you live in the bible belt or something.
>>26104342
How could that happen?
Photos don't just sync across two completely separate devices.
Either she's a nosey bitch or OP's a liar.
If OP really did charge his phone at Stacys desk..
1. Why not just ask to borrow the cable?
2. If OP is a robot, why not be checking on Stacy every ~15 seconds to make sure she's not fucking with phone.
3. Why no pass code on phone?
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