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Quick question
How often do you guys fap a week?
>>26094417
28
4 times a day
Fuck off robot, this post is original
>>26094417
I try to rub one out once a day before I sleep
Twice a day, every single day.
I'd do it 100 times a day if I lived alone.
>say "computer, end program" every night
>nothing ever happens
>>26094296
>tfw almost had a gf once but couldn't force myself to go through with it after she revealed she was a DS9 fan
Riker is a annoying Chad kind of character
>>26094356
Fuck you, Riker is bro tier. Geordi is Chad.
>Lead fembot on for months
>She told me she loved me last night
>Trips (or highest dubs) decide how I break up with her tonight
I can't do it in person, but I can do it via the internet through any means
OP Will deliver
"I'm sorry but I'm a faggot"
Explain what you did and sent her a photo of your dick and also snoop dog photos
Tell her she's a dumb cunt and you only led her on for the long troll
Remind me.
I guess somebody had to pick up sasha grey's slut feminist flag.
>>26093287
whatever. I'm a proud slut, whore, gold digger stripper. For Amber. even tho I'm a virgin.
>>26093264
I don't see Nigger anywhere on that cunt suit.
Who is proud to be an American?
Patriotic bots post here
I didn't have any choice about being from here. How/why would I be proud of that?
>>26093259
I'm pretty sure most robots would blame America partly for their problems
Im mexican living in america.
U MAD PUTITO?
will somebody jjust be my friend i want someone to talk to
im so lonely i have never had a real friend i dont know what to do
>>26093073
you don't need friends anon
sure, what are you interests, what do you like to do for fun? or whats enjoyable for you?
what do you want to talk about?
>>26093106
Do you think I will really meet my waifu when I die?
Who here /legit poorer than nigger/
>parents have broken down farm house
>the Windows are 200 years old
>can't even replace them because they are a custom size that doesn't exist anymore
>parents get paid every other Thursday
>they buy food on Tuesday because they wait 2 days to cash checks
>7 or 8 days before that there's literally 0 food
>there's some rotting lettuce and freezer burnt shit in bags that sucks
>got a phone for Christmas
>can't even afford to put minutes on it
>go to houses where the parents collect welfare and don't work
>they're house is nicer than mine and they have tons of food and it's kept clean
>my house is always a mess and my mom just angrily stares at me every time we pass in the hallway
>>26093061
why not just apply for welfare money?
>>26093061
>be me
>be nigger
>laugh at you poor neets
How's it feel to be white and on welfare?
You're literally lower then trash
>>26093180
I can't my parents make a lot but they're irresponsible and have debt
>tfw have to shitpost from my phone while W7 reinstalls
Just kill me desu
>>26092942
It's not so bad, atleast you got internet.
>>26092942
shitposting from phone is the best because anons hates pics that say Image and also you can reset your IP easily once banned.
>>26093027
Not if you're on WiFi.
Describe your absolutely perfect ideal partner. Anything goes, the more far-fetched, detailed, improbable and/or impossible, the better. Go nuts.
>>26092912
>empathetic
>loyal
>weird kinks
>similar music taste
>belly
>hairy
>beard
>glasses
>into games/anime
>appreciates art
Honestly though I just want someone to spend my life with. Sex is fun but I could live without it. I want a life partner. I want someone to be comfy with.
>>26092973
man that sounds nice.
>quiet, good listener
>a total cutie
>perfect wavy hair I can run my fingers through
>brown hair ^
>skinny with a good frame for hugging
>doesn't have to be taller or shorter than me I don't mind unless he's like 5'4 because I'm tall
>Drinks tea
>Cultured
>Dom/Switch
>funny
>strong opinions
>Smarter than me
>Glasses/Stubble isn't a must but I like it
>Can put up with me
>Doesn't mind arguments
>Perfect brown/green eyes
>Successful
>Someone I can admire
>Similar taste
>Loves me
Why doesn't he exist
There are normies that actually think everyone has people that would miss them??
Notice how they say female friend that treats you like a brother and boyfriend.
Tumblr confirmed for bluepilled.
>>26092777
Holy fuck this is an actual good fucking thread. Fuck your family if they didn't help you on earth why should they suddenly feel entitled to you now that you are dead.
Is it okay to commit suicide if I have no friends and my family doesn't care about me?
>>26092843
These people would find an excuse for you stay alive against your will trust me.
Why is nature so brutal?
God is a woman.
>>26092549
the world is actually a really shitty place. You just don't see much of it in a safe country as opposed to somewhere like the middle east, eastern europe or africa.
Mankind is much more fucking brutal than that.
So did he end up eating his insides?
>Hey Anon, thanks again for cuddling with me last night. I've been kinda depressed ever since I broke up with Stacy last month, but thankfully you were always there for me. I uh.. just wanted to let you know that you're a real bro.
What are bros for? Now take off your pants and get back to bed, we still have more cuddling to do.
Th-thanks Chad a-any time
>>26092469
Nice to hear that, Chad.
y-you're looking hot today btw
Is it possible to spot a future school shooter from just a casual photo of the class?
>>26092468
These three probably. I don't think the one in the green would do anything, despite looking like he gets picked on a lot.
>>26092579
Nah, those kids actually have a smile on there face. I would say it's probably the kid standing and green sweater next to him.
>>26092468
OP is a normie who's scared of someone in his class.
>tfw raised by a single mother
How can I fix my girly betamax personality caused by this? Is it even possible without professional help?
How does it manifest?
And please don't just respond with "I'm shy talking to girls"
Going out, meeting people and risk being not liked saying your opinion will be part of it in any case - you can start now
>>26092393
I let people walk all over me just to avoid confrontation, this is also why girls generally don't respect me. I can talk to a girl easily if we share interests but it never goes anywhere because I'm a bitch.
>>26092393
Not him but I was raised by a protective single mother that also spoiled me.
The "betamax" phenomena is not something that can be summarized easily. It's a collection of small traits that people pick up on. Subtle differences in body language and whatnot. Like speaking in a low, calm, humble tone, and not being forward with women, wanting to take it very slow. Stuff like making less eye contact and having a slouched, small posture (which is even noticeable if you're tall).
The result is that I'm a doormat that reeks of virginity and everyone can see it. I am described as adventurous and bold. I'll go out and have some crazy fun. I like traveling to new cities alone. I've risked my life in various odd and self destructive scenarios. But people still see the the meekness and naivety that permeates my personality.
How does it feel to be moderately attractive? Not a 10/10 or 9/10, but still above average? How does it feel to go in a living environment and notice girls like you? Can you even notice this if you're not a 10/10? Because I know that in my case, when I'm on uni, I think some girls are great looking, but I don't show it at all. Do girls show it somehow? Do they come up to talk to you themselves, or do even the hot guys have to initiate conversation themselves?
the only two times girls approached me were when I was 11 and about 13, they dont mind the autism at this age. I kissed them and now I haven't touched a girl in 5 years, I've went through high school alone, not even friends, so I dont think it makes much difference desu
I don't know if I am attractive or not since no other person has said anything.
I put myself together well enough that 2 women have approached me in 4 years of uni. I did not find them attractive so I just soft rejected.
I see men and women constantly talking but I always wonder the situation behind it. Like why are they talking? How did they meet and why continue to get together?
I see people on the internet talk about cold approach, but I have never once seen it on campus. I just see the students walking to class. Even when I sit in social zones I never see it.
I'm pretty good looking, either a 8 or 9/10 and I only get approached if I'm relaxed with friends. When I'm not distracted I'm very tense and look like I don't want anyone to talk to me. So basically it depends a lot on your mood and how you act.
