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Fuck guys, I'm gonna get beat up. HARD
>Show this cool knife to a couple of girls (one of them being my crush) while we're in the city
>"Wow, Anon, be careful with that"
>My crush says that she's gonna go meet this guy named Marcus
>"Fuck, she has a boyfriend, how did I not know this?"
>Jokingly say to one of the other girls that I was gonna have a knife with this guy when we were on our way to meet him
>"Wow, Anon, not cool" but she quickly shakes it off
>Tells this story to my crush
>My crush tells it to this guy who's in a big gang and all
>This guy gets fucking furious even though I didn't even directly threaten him with a knife in the first place
>This all happaned last friday by the way
>I get a message from this guy telling me to come see me
>He gets all up in my face and tells me that "He's gonna fuck me up if I say one more word about him"
>Give him 2 gram weed and he walks off and into his gang that consists of about 20 people, they were all waiting on the otherside of the road
>He's still mad as fuck though
>He told me to meet him up tomorrow
>If I show up I'll probably get beaten the fuck up
>These guys actually broke some Russian guys jaw just because he said something annoying
>If I don't show up and fight him I'll get beaten up even harder
>If I show up and win, like if I actually knock him down I'm going to get even more beaten up by his whole gang
>Afraid to even go to school tomorrow
>Have told my parents but they still wants to force me to go to school
Fuck man, I lived a good life.
Ask me questions if you need me to elaborate more.
Originally wanted to post this as main picture since it's more related but some fucker already made a thrad with duplicate file
Just throw em up foo
That'll scare him off
Are you Finnish by any chance?
Is having small boobs the equivalent of having a small dick for females?
Roasties care to respond? How much does it shame you and how much do you hate yourself?
some people like smaller breasts on women, nobody 'likes' a smaller penis
No but it's always funny seeing chestkets claim small boobs are better.
At least small boobs are cute and some even find it hot. No one cares about penises
Who else /cold-showers/ here?
So painful and so good
Cold showers kinda suck.
Warm ones are euphoric as fuck though, especially when I haven't showered in a long while.
I can't because I have hypertension and might die
>>26085584
Did for a while. They wake you the fuck up, and they're better for your skin and hair.
>Be 2005
>Dad introduces me to Doctor Who when the reboot starts
>Love the hell out of it
>Watch his old VHS of the original series
>Read about the show's past online
>Be American so no one else I know has ever heard of it
>Introduce a handful of friends to the show
>Have this unique interest all the normie kids don't know about.
>2009 rolls around
>Doctor Who added to US Netflix
>Suddenly normies know what the show is
>"OMG David Tennant is way T3H HAWTNESS"
>2010
>Doctor regenerates into meme-spouting autist
>"lol wibbly wobbly bow ties are cool don't blink XDDDD"
>Can walk into any mall and buy Doctor Who merch.
Normies and plebs stole my show. I want it back.
>>26085512
No you're just bitter because you assume you deserve higher social status for getting there before everyone else and now your assumption isn't being validated by these normies so you hate them. Drop the hipster complex, nobody cares about anyone but themselves. People are more concerned about how they appear to others than they are about actually judging others so nobody notices these things anyway.
>>26085512
Same here bro, fucking normies have to destroy everything.
>>26085773
Fuck off normalscum.
it's a show for kids bro
Who else /recreational-heroin-user/ here?
Feels good mang
>claims to be socially awkward
>can get heroin
What?
>heroin
>recreational
Gud giggle OP
assuming this isn't a ruse of trying to get sad fucks into doing what is pretty much a death sentence
how many time did you do it? really you should regret it after trying it once because you're already addicted
>tfw never approached by girls
a-am i really really ugly
Girls don't approach, unless you're Chad. They flirt if they find you attractive.
Has a girl ever flirted with you? If you can't tell, you have autism
Yes.
If you are a 4/10 then at least one fat girl should have hit on you by now.
Good looking girls never hit on anyone though, it's the mans just to do that.
>>26085493
>If you can't tell, you have autism
Damn lol
So is anybody still doing no fap 2016? Haven't heard anything about it since January 3rd.
Almost a month in and about to lose hope and give up, I need to know somebody else is trying too
Why would you do this? What do you achieve?
At least if you give up smoking or drinking alcohol you save cash and there are health benefits.
>>26085210
Don't fall for the meme, nofap is utterly pointless and changes nothing
>>26085210
I am, but I started unintentionally. I haven't fapped in over a month.
I get intense boners and hypersexual dreams and fantasies though.
Good luck anon!
What do your parents think of your robothood? In my experiences fathers are generally upset and disappointed but they can understand whereas mothers aren't capable of understanding robothood and often assume their son is gay or gets with women but doesn't tell them about it.
They've never mentioned it to me.
>>26085112
i'm only a cyborg but i have the same experience as you
My mom tried to have an intervention about a week ago (week ago). I'm a NEET who lives at home and she was asking if I wanted therapy and trying to get me to talk about feelings but I don't rly have a vocabulary for that so I mostly rolled around on the floor and tried to distract her by changing subjects rapidly and playing with my cat.
My dad doesn't rly care he is a cyborg who goes and sees movies alone if I don't go with him and plays video games and he's the one who got me into anime and stuff.
They're divorced btw.
Ask me anything.
it's nearly valentine's day, do you think i have shot asking her to be my /cgl/ gf?
>>26085043
she's the female equivalent of guys who dress up as superheros and go to comic con, i.e. mentally ill
are seagulls lonely now that valentine's day is coming up?
if I go there can i find a gf to spend valentine's day with?
>>26085059
what about this big guy? is he mentally ill too?
Am I the only one who doesn't understand why this girl has become so popular? I mean I liked her songs back in the day, but I like many songs. What makes her so special?
>>26084810
Being a vapid cunt appeals to many women and girls. Ask a chick and they will tell you that all girls "strongly identify with one of T Swift's songs." Lmao
>>26084810
>catchy music that's fun to listen to
>Cute
>relatable to her audience and talks to them on a personal level (she has an instagram/tumblr and posts pictures of her cats and stuff)
Many people enjoy her music and personality, and even more people find her to be very attractive.
Hope this helps.
>females
>having life on easy mode
Pick two
>made all my dreams come true
>started doing porn
Your average female everyone
>>26084561
>it's always been my dream to get paid for existing
said every woman ever
>girl masturbates in public
>become a porn star
>guy masturbates in public
>becomes a sex offender
Why don't you lift so Stacey will have an orgasm at the sight of you?
girls really don;t like muscles that much. that's honestly a myth. it's not like if you have abs it will automatically turn girls on. they tend to like lankier guys anyway.
>>26084450
Nice memeoriginal
>>26084439
If you watch the video he was talking about how his mother had cancer or something like that. Not that her reaction wasn't unprofessional, but there was more to it than just wanted the D.
I think its time we do something about the fembot problem here. How do we get all these fembots off our board for good?
>want girls
>cant get girls
>dont want girls
>girls everywhere
>>26084333
Girls bring nothing but trouble. Unlike some of the weak beta faggots on here. I realize that wanting a gf is pointless and time consuming. Its a waste of precious time when you can be doing other things. Plus, theoretically you are superior if you never fallen for the traps of women compared to the non-robots on here.
Stop giving them attention. Voila they'll never return. Literally the only way
If you're like me and you spent the majority of your life alone taking shit from all your peers and never truly had anyone that cared for you or vice versa, falling in love will be your destruction. When it's over your heart will literally be torn out your chest and if you think you've ever experienced true sorrow, if you think you're unhappy or have it bad now you should prepare to experience a new low. Even before it's over the contrast between spending your life alone and being with someone will fuck with your head and start to tear your life apart piece by piece as even the smallest of disputes will take a piece out of you.
Don't do it, /r9k/
Luckily I fell in love with a pure 2D girl who would never hurt me
Yeah, I can't feel her warmth but I feel her love
>>26084251
Too late i wish i was dead
Bring it. I can conquer feelings.
What's the best way to kill random people with very little effort or set-up and that won't get you caught?
>>26084078
Waiiiit a second I almost gave a reply but you won't bait me this time FBI
>>26084078
damn nigga pushed the soul right outta they body
>>26084078
Oh shit I think I might have a phobia of other people on bridges and bridges at night now
