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I can't wait to be a skinny bitch again.
> who /fat fuck/ here?
> /chubby cunts/ welcome too.
>>26097244
I have a penis, but I can't wait to drop these 80 pounds i've gained in the past 3 years.
>>26097244
>>26097671
How do you even get fat?
You don't have to exercise.. just keep your calorie intake under 2000 and eat non-processed foods..
i gained 40 pounds over the last few months, i found myself gradually eating more and more. i've recently cut myself off, but it feels like agony not to snack through the night after getting used to it
>go to gym for first time
>literally all Chads with huge arms
>feel like a bigger loser than ever before
Never again.
What the fuck did you expect? Keep going though you faggot. It'll turn out to be one of your biggest regrets
>>26095551
But they all have big arms because they go to the gym. One day that will be you, just keep at it and eat your oats
That's why you go to planet bitchness to avoid gymtimidation
What's your excuse for not working out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7aoKW6bxrk
>>26095086
No matter how much you work out and how fit you get you're still going to die eventually. The last few years of your life are shit anyway. Working out may help you live til 90, but life basically goes to complete shit around 70 so who gives a fuck?
>>26095086
I struggle to get out of bed, finding the motivation to lift shit and work out will take a while.
>>26095329
No matter what we do we die in the end. This is my favourite excuse for not trying.
Share your OKCupid experiences.
if you didn't keep up the bantz and slam that puss you are a faggot
>5 "matches"
>20 likes
>0 responses
>0 messages
I don't even need a screenshot to prove it, women on online dating are the most shallow cunts I've ever dealt with
>>26094687
You do realize that women on dating sites get sometimes upwards of 20 messages a day, right? They don't even need to browse profiles, they can just look at their messages and know that all of the guys who have messaged them are into her and she can choose from among them. How can you call women shallow for choosing the best option available to them?
ask me anything friends
inpatient 3 times/recovered twice/relapsing currently
im 5'6 and 95 pounds
Why can't you just eat something?
>>26093811
What made you to eat less? Do you not enjoy food? The only reason I eat is because it makes me feel better, it's something I can always look forward to.
>>26093811
Lmao fatty
Robots who had/have a gf, how did it happen?
By wearing sick gosha fits, pal
>>26092405
I posted on /r9k/ and she was close.
> robots
> had a gf
Not like I can talk though. I met my first gf on YikYak last year.
Alright, let's have a friendly discussion about personality types. What's your Briggs-Myers Personality Type?
http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
INTP here
ENFP but being locked in my apartment for the last 3 months really hasn't helped.
ENFP too
This board is fucking full of INTPs and INTJs
>>26091021
Figuratively locked in or literally locked in?
Who /ruined their life/ here
>tfw already fucked up my second semester of community college and might have to retake the classes I took this semester
>tfw this means I'll never get into a top 10 uni if they look and see on my transcript that I retook classes
>tfw the only future I have now is being a burger flipper
How much do fucking exit bags cost?
>>26098883
Wish I knew need to end it while I still have my mind intact. Body is shot and the illness is working on fucking over my brain.
As for ruining my life. My illness handled that. Same reason why I ended up on /r9k/.
Ahahaha, you've no education prospects! You'll forever be disparaged. Surely you jest?!
If you're reading this, it seems the world has not ended. Valuing too much how you're valued by others is all wrong, as society values individuals for the all the wrong things, such as occupation. Anyways, shouldn't our worth be determined by our character?? Is financial freedom really mandatory for existentialism? I'm not sure I understand your despondency.
>>26098883
You can make a livable wage without getting into a top 10 uni. Hell, you can make enough money to survive with a few creature comforts with just community college, and less than half the debt. Jesus, calm down. Fucking /r9k/ is so dramatic. Is anyone on this board over 20?
Is it just me or does college favor the general stupid population
>average person is too stupid to know what phone model they even have
>everyone in the class doesn't know a single answer and I know them all
>they're all blank gazing sheep that can't even fathom a deep thought
>they're all impulsive and stupid
>they all get better marks than me in school
How. How the fuck is this?
>>26098666
r9k in a post everyone.
"I'm smarter than everyone, why am I a failure?"
>>26098666
Found the narcissist
>>26098666
Seems like you're full of yourself, m8. Luckily you got the devil's trips.
about transgender stuff. y'all need som educating and i'm here to help!
Are you trans, OP?
Are you a faggot who is baiting op?
>>26096732
it doesn't matter. for the purposes of this thread, i will be portraying the voice of reason.
>tfw you wake up in the middle of the night with that horrible feeling in your gut when you're really anxious
>tfw your mind drifts to shitty moments in your past that will haunt you until the day you die
>tfw your throat starts feeling hollow so you start making guttural noises
>tfw you finally go back to sleep
>tfw you wake up desperately clinging to the last bit of sleep you have left
>tfw it slips away and you have to live through yet another day
>>26096623
>tfw your threads get ignored.
Sometimes I wake up while having a panic attack like some PTSD shit turning on the lights trying to catch my breath and I'm actually a chad p much but I still get these panic attacks
>tfw you are walking through a park with the girl of your dreams
>she turns to you to say something then you wake up
why do my dreams always fuck with me, my life is shitty enough I dont need to be reminded every night.
>people who care more about animals than humans
>>26100161
my favourite is vegans because "animal rights"
>>26100161
>caring about humans
Why wouldn't I care more about animals? Humans aren't loyal.
>tfw there are millions of nonwhites in europe
>Spend thousands of years building awesome civilizations
>Hand it over to shitskins to destroy in a matter of decades because muh progressivism
White people really are the cuck race and deserve everything that's coming to them.
This is what happens for not wiping out all the kikes. If you don't pull out the root, the weed will continue to grow.
>>26099856
>>26099934
>walk outside
>see shitskins in my homeland
>this is something that is accepted
>public speaking class
>2 min self introduction speech tomorrow.
i literally want to die.
This is what i have so far
>There hasn't been anything tragic in my life. I haven't lost a close family member or a friend or even a pet, they've usually just run off and i guess died.
i thought the pet thing would get a few people to laugh. then im going to build off of that and say how thats shaped me to being the person i am today......
I know it seems like a lot but 2 minutes will go by really quickly
also, volunteer to go first so that you can sit back and relax while the rest of the class is sweating their speech
>>26098545
yeah i realize i need to just pace myself and go really really slow.
do you think i should just come up with one of these kinds of speeches? it was the example one he posted. problem is i dont have any hobbies like that.
>Moment from the past that still hurt
When I was 15 two girls consecutively refused to kiss me in a game of spin the bottle. I'm 30 now and it still makes me feel bad when I think of it.
Anyone got any painful moments to share?
>>26097475
>OP was 15 in 2001
Tell us stories about the good old days
>>26098275
What do you want to know? blox
