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>tfw you'll never fuck a 9/10
Post 9/10 girls.
>you'll never stick your penis in that roundy butt
>you'll never doggy style this bitch
If it means that much to you, pay for it
Why don't all prostitutes look like this?
Can we have a feminist hate thread?
>>26112988
Third-wave feminist hate thread*
Sure.
Second-wave feminists are ok.
>>26113021
>>26113021
First wave feminists are GOAT
>>26113021
Things wouldn't have gotten this bad if not for them.
>literally suck shit at everything
>if I try hard to get good I only end up mediocre
>getting to be at the age where people just tell you to stop trying new things
>I want to fucking kill myself
Anyone else here the same way?
>>26112981
Have a pity (You)
>>26112981
The only way to get good at anything is by losing.
For example, you won't git gud at Street Fighter unless you lose for thousands for hours to people who are better than you.
You also have to be determined to fix your mistakes and keep playing against better or equal skill people.
Just don't give up, anon.
>Shit at maths
>Shit at Science
>Shit at art
>Best in school at Music
>Decide I want to do music
>Get my shit together and go to college to study music
>Realise I'm shit at music, I was just less shit than everybody around me
What's even the point dude
Who /chef/ here? Just prepaired this fine cut of meat to perfection
Let me see your fine cuisine
Those are chopped of vagina flaps, aren't they?
That looks like decomposing meat left out in the sun for a few days.
Is that supposed to be a well done steak?
Oh god I'm scared. I'm really scared to find out what that is
>tfw being born as a Pisces.
We live the hardest lives compared to any other robot starting at birth. They are prone for having avoidant personality disorders and for being very emotional and misunderstood. Not to mention that no other astrological sign is compatible with us.
>>26112624
tl;dr
>my problems are worse than yours
>i'm special
>no one's more special than me
you guys are compatible with tauruses like me
cancer and libra are the true robot signs
At least use the MBTI stuff for this personality crap.
NEETs are the perfect model for academia.
>no social life
>above-average intelligence
>hates society
>lives off the grid
not really. most of us are lazy as fuck
>>26112528
What? We're stupid as fuck.
>never study
>no willpower whatsoever
>never does homework
>lazy
Yeah. NEETs are excellent students. My apprenticeship program just let one go because he never did anything. Just showed up every day and messed around.
A-am I a normie now?
It is not clear
What exactly is it that is being looked at by us
>>26112505
It's a phone number and a whore's name
Fuck off OP, you are no longer welcome here
>>26112505
seems a waitress gave him her number
now the question is, OP, was it unsolicited?
>you can start life over anywhere in the world
>you are floating over the earth and can land anywhere you want
>where do you go?
Don't say back to my room.
For me it'd probably be Los Angeles
San Francisco or Japan
>>26112796
>Japan
Literally why? Life in Japan sucks. Incredible pressure from childhood on just to get a ridiculously low paying 14 hour/day job with no vacation. You'd be lucky not killing yourself by the age of 20. This isn't one of your Chinese cartoons.
>>26112389
I wanna live in one of those inuit tribes in Alaska.
Who here is a girl?
I want to marry someone.
I love cuddling and doing cute things.
Anyone else feel the same?
I'm a girl but I'm saving myself for my brother.
>>26112332
Arent we all here qt little girls?
>>26112332
Dating a robot would be the dumbest and possibly last thing I ever did.
This is to all the virgins here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to this.
Bro I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're a creep. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 25 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have.
I don't even want a smelly 3dpg anymore
great pasta friend
This one will never get old! :^)
ur a fag op
the reason this isn't original is because it's so often the case
>move to new area
>go to the same train station as this girl
>while waiting for a train I see her looking at me and whenever I catch her eyes, she quickly looks away
>she's done this quite a lot over the past few weeks
Does this mean she might like me?
How should I approach her, what should I say? She fucking gorgeous. I'm scared.
>>26111254
"Hi"
/thread
>>26111265
>Me: Hi
>Her: Hi
what next? Please help, I'm a KV and I've never approached a girl before
>>26111300
"What's your name? I'm Anon, it's nice to meet you."
who /intelligentbutlazy/ here
>>26111131
this meme again.
yeah, keep telling yourself that.
If you were actually intelligent you wouldn't be lazy and spend your time on /r9k/
>>26111165
why do you think this is true? if anything, intelligent people are even more likely to fall into the throes of extended apathy, what with the meaninglessness of existence being that much more apparent to the overly perceptive
Post your superior popos.
Here's a rare popo
>>26111257
Here's one more senpai, aint got no more
>>26111257
>>26111377
Thanks for the popos
Degenerates like these go outside, have friends, get laid, etc. You have no real excuse. Just because you aren't a "normie" doesn't mean that you're doomed socially and sexually.
>>26110924
Self-respect above all.
>>26110924
They're extroverted autists, robots are introverted autists. That explains the difference.
>>26110960
I consider myself an introvert, I have one or two real friends that I see on a regular basis, spend most of my time comfy at home, etc. Still no excuse
What's happening forum?
>that guy makes a decision every morning to look like that
>>26110907
what the fuck are you talking about you stupid faggot
>>26110907
FAKE AND GAY!!!! XD XD
