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I don't really see how people here have such a hard time finding love. Literally all you have to do is be yourself.
pic related, my gf
>>29176777
nigger lovers need to be hanged
>>29176811
she's half asian though
>>29176777
Hahaha,
>be yourself
Fucking nigger lover, black women only live for cock and cucking. I bet you're a nigger too.
How do I acquire a fembot gf
>>29176561
you're in 4chins, take a wild guess.
Why would you want one?
>>29176650
This, females who browse 4chan in general are usually fuck ugly
>fat girl with man face asks for my number
>give her a fake one
>she calls me right there and looks super offended when my phone remains still
I feel like an ass hole how do I make myself feel better?
>he is approached by women
Get out
its happened to her before, dont feel bad man, shes just desperate n if she wasnt so fat n ugly shed be a total whore so no worries bro
Listen to some hardcore rap about bitches and hoes
Ludacris's Red Light District album works
You's a Hoe, HOE!
What are you fapping to tonight, anon?
>>29176184
Mistress T? Hot
Military girls.
>>29176184
>mistress t
good taste lad
>2016
>still using windows or mac
Install gnu-wooooooo~
>>29176011
Why? Windows 7 serves my purposes just fine.
GNU USERLAND
LINUX KERNEL
>>29176011
Go back to your quarantine board
>>>/g/
Would you an awoo?
>awooo~
pic related you disgusting dog fucker
>>29175876
>*looks around to see if the coast is clear*
>... awoooooooo~
>>29175915
you're fucking despicable and pathetic, and i hope you get fucking ran over by a semia-awooooo!
![Botched-Proposal-Girl-Knocks-Ring-Into-Lake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b2NhrmM.jpg "Botched-Proposal-Girl-Knocks-Ring-Into-Lake[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tc_SAg0Mrs
>be a woman
>man slaves away at his job for months to buy you a ring worth thousands
>sets up an elaborate proposal with his friends on a boat
>literally, LITERALLY all you have to do is say "yes" and take the ring
>you manage to fuck up even this simple task and knock the ring into the water
>man is crestfallen but immediately springs into action and starts looking for the ring
>you just sit there and start crying like a child
>the remaining men now have to put off their search effort to comfort you like the baby you are
>even when you fuck up you're somehow still the victim in the situation
Women are literally useless, dumb creatures. I tried to deny it to myself for a long time but they are literally inherently fucking useless children. Some roastie is going to read this and say "N-NOT ALL WOMEN!" and she's right. Not all women are like this, but 99% of them are. This isn't some isolated incident, this is a prime example of the useless, childish female mindset and behavior that practically every single woman on this earth will resort to when she does something wrong or has to take responsibility for her actions.
I give up. I give up on these people. You expect them to act like rational, mature adults and they can't even do that. An entire gender fails to meet these most basic of standards for human beings. It's baffling.
I'm glad we're all in agreement.
Yes women are useless
>>29176274
I'm kind of on the fence about "all women are the same"...
Why won't they listen?
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tedrTPTEy2M
>>29175813
DLETE THIS
fuck off titanic sinclair, nobody likes your dumbass gf
The urge to pump and dump..
I feel disgusted with myself..
You guys imply that every Chad fucks bitches and has gfs. You can be a Chad and still be a lonely shit who has mental illness and socially reclusive. Just because women approach you and your good looking by their shirts standard doesn't mean shit.
yeah chad can have a shit life on occasion but being mentally ill and introverted isn;t necissarily what a robot is, a robot is just a fuckign virgin with no fuckign friends that does nothing to imrove that situation and often can't improve that situation.
>>29175798
Women very rarely will approach you retarded faggot, it's not in their nature to do so
Someone post those youtube links of chads and stacys talking about their "anxiety" and "depression"
If you're into it, time to look for another fetish, lads.
Being femdom'd isn't cool and you arent "lucky"
>When i was 21 i was raped by the who was my girlfriend at the time
>the worst day of my life was when she decied to tie me up
>she told me all the dirty things she was goning do to me while she kissed my neck and whispered into my ear as she tied my arms and legs down to the bed
>everything she said was goning do was normal to me (suck me, ride me)
>so i let her tie me up. After i was tied she asked me to try to break free and offered a reward to me if i could
>she said she would be back and if i wasn't free then i would miss out on the reward
>she came back and stood at the door and stared at me
>she then told me i wasn't going to be rewarded because i couldn't get out
>she then told me she was going to punish me
>long story short, she ended up sodomizing me with her vibrator
>i must have said no a thousand time. I was crying and begging her to stop which in hindsight probably made it worse
>i was anally fucked, then she tried to ride me but i couldn't even get up
>i was so broken emotionally and in pain physically
>she then got very mad that i couldn't get it up which was never a problem
>i was beaten for a while
>then the vibrator again while being hit
>it lasted like 6 or 7 hours but it felt like it was a dozen
>for a while she just left it in me while she left to the other room to watch TV
>it was mid day when she tied me up and had been dark for a few hours after it was over
>i ended up falling asleep tied up
>i think i just passed out form exhaustion of trying to break free/getting her to stop
>i woke up and i was untied in bed by myself with blood on my ass
>>29175696
Most girls wouldn't do this, and besides, I like a gentler femdom.
Copypasta isn't good.
If you're into it, time to look for another gimmick, frogposters.
Reading the same post isn't cool and you arent "funny"
should've said your safe word then, triple faggot
Is weed lmao good for depression?
I only want to feel good sometimes
It's kind of like booze so sometimes. I just use it to make myself retarded so I laugh at things more and become more immersed.
>>29175628
Mostly depends on the consumer, but i would rather say yes then no,
Also: Checked!
Smoke and then do productive shit
Post /smug/ stuff
I would appreciate if you didn't post my sister anymore.
Nah just kidding it's okay.
I have to take off but have this really smug photo of her.
>>29175435
i love smug girls
>>29175458
fukfukfukfukfuk
This song is about sharing music enjoyed or created by robots.
Here is the newest song I made: https://m.soundcloud.com/user-299220637/like-a-dream
I don't get a lot of feedback so I'd like to know what I can do to improve.
>>29175265
>song
Oh shit I meant thread. You get what I meant though.
IF I SEE THAT PICTURE ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT
https://my.mixtape.moe/ghlvnm.mp3
What you think made this two weeks ago
>interested in history
>too stupid to do history
>not interested in anything else
>doom
What are you interested in?
>Programmer
>Also like history
>Too stupid and unmotivated to learn more programming stuff
If I lose my job I will kill myself.
Music and writing
I'm terrible at both
>>29175217
>too stupid to do history
You must be pretty fucking stupid. Professors give easy A's in history because they feel sorry for their students sacrificing the rest of their lives for 4 years studying a meme degree.
Why do girls prefer stick figures over muscular or jacked guys, slightly chubby guys and fat guys almost all the time?
that girI has really cute feet
>>29175194
I'm skinny af and I still can't get laid.
as a khv 6'4" lanklet with pectus excavatum I have to say I don't think that's true
