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>"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?....YOU TRYING TO TALK TO MY GIRLS, ANON?"
>>29175160
>Pabst Blue Ribbon
Your girls? Oh I'm sorry, I had you pegged as a flaming faggot.
>Scream louder, it's hard to hear up here, manlet-kun.
>>29175160
OK senpai I didn't want to resort to this but I feel cornered and out of options.
I've been on the pushups meme for a month now, let's see if I got any functional strength out of it.
Who /neverendingcold/ here?
>tfw can never get all the phlegm out of my throat
shit started like a month ago, what the hell's going on
>you caught the supervirus early and will be the first to die as the apocalypse starts
>>29175140
>tfw always had allergies so always barely any sense of smell which consequently makes you taste less and people get mad at you for not raving about their food when you can barely even taste it
just kill me.
How does it feel knowing you'll never get married to a 10/10 qt blonde
>>29175056
>qt
>those thing
they're not qt. there is a difference between pretty and cute.
>blondes
>>29175056
is the one in the bottom left that really square jawed girl that used to get posted a lot
Sup robots, I really want to get into the gay porn industry, but I got no idea how, does anyone have any tips?
>get aids
>die
do gay porn
>>29174993
>post ad on Craigslist
>"young twink want sum fuk"
>meet up with guy
>record him plowing your ass
>upload video to porn site
>make little to no money
Congrats you just got into gay porn
This summer I've literally nothing to do. I even tried to invite my oneitis at the seaside, but their parents already go to another place.
How can I make friends on the beach without looking retarded? I usually sit and read a book, but even if I go swimming or play table tennis with others what can I say?
>>29174925
Do you have a dog?
>>29174963
HELLO, DOG?
>>29174925
If you're under ~25 years old or on the west coast, usually a short conversation followed by, "I got some weed wana smoke?" will make friends.
Who /paranoia/ here?
>step out of my house
>feel everyone's eyes on me
>looking, watching, judging
>everyone is laughing at me
>giggling, staring, whispering behind my back
>it seems as if every laugh, smile, frown, sneer, look of disgust, is directed towards me
>I can't control my limbs
>I feel as if I can't walk, talk or function normally
>I once screamed out to a group of people who I thought were laughing at me on a crowed sidewalk, to shut the fuck up, only to realize afterward that they were being entertained by a street performer
>>29174921
Been there. I don't think I can help you though.
>forced to go outside
>somebody honk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Same here
I haven't been able to help myself either for a while now, and getting worse. Wish i could help you out Op
Who /dumb/ here?
original
Me haha
>mfw seeing all these so called "robots" in university perusing STEM degrees and such
Not me nigaloo
>"hey let me help you with that if you can't count"
Is suicide a good way to spite loved ones? Do you believe in an afterlife?
>>29174847
You'll never know if you don't try, anon
>>29174847
you don't spite loved ones anon
They'll just hate you for being selfish. Literally the first thing most relatives will say when you say you want to kill yourself is "but think about me".
![Beautiful_woman_of_Mahhabalipuram_India[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kyvtFOB.jpg "Beautiful woman of Mahhabalipuram India[1]")
Anybody else have a thing for indian chicks?
I fucking love them and wish I had one as a gf. I'm hispanic so I doubt that'll ever happen.
>>29174818
Have you considered moving to India? There are more indian chicks there than anywhere else in the world.
>>29174818
POO IN VAGINA
>>29174818
Used to
For some reason every indian girl I've met had absolutely 0 personality. So fucking boring to be around. Now I just jerk off to elf boys.
Why is "xD" such a shitty text emoticon? Even typing that killed me a lot inside
Because no one actually makes that face
>>29175081
I can't make ":^)" and I love the shit out of it
>>29175177
I've never seen anyone use that face
R9K raps.
>>29174715
hey i'm anon and i'm hear to say
i chuck spears everyday
>>29174804
Fucking Raped.
Rap is the shittiest genre created by drunken Irish sailors.
yo yo the name's Jotaro
everywhere I go I spill spaghettios
much like I spill this flow
to kill my enemies ya know?
can i get a gf without leaving the house?
sure, buddy boyo. mommys in the kitchen.
>>29174704
I don't know. I don't want to leave the house anyways. Fuck you.
Yes, you can, OPbot.
>ITT: 4chan in one picture
>>29174664
What?
Butthurt asians?
If her standards are low enough to date a shitskin then I'd say he dodged a bullet there.
>nigger dating a stacy with a disgusting deformed arm
Nothing of value was lost.
What does it feel like to cum inside a girl's pussy?
What does pussy feel like on your cock, anons?
Just stick your Wang in some microwaved Mac and cheese fameroni. It's literally the same thing.
Not even M E M E I N G
>>29174632
it's the best thing ever, i like to keep moving after I cum, its so good it almost hurts.
On Cock: It's like slimy and warm in a good way. Usually it's less tight than a solid hand grip, but still pretty tight. Can be tighter. It can also be dry or wet, depending on the vagina, lubrication, and arousal. Dry feels really bad, and kind of grating. So either lubricant or foreplay are essential. I have not tried fucking random objects to compare.
Finishing in Vagina: Feels about the same as finishing normally, you can kind of feel the spurts a bit more and it does create a bit more of an intimate response with the girl.
Honestly, women feel more of it than men do and many girls really enjoy being cummed inside. "The pleasure of cumming inside" is more than a meme, it turns out. I have done it a few times with my girlfriend on safe days (we use no other form of protection, have been doing this for about a year, it really really works.)
I prefer withdrawing because it is pretty hot to see it on her chest/face/ass/wherever.
tfw chads are becoming bitches and you're the alpha male now
>>29174558
Jesus Christ, that is the fucking worst.
Would you fuck this Chad in his new BP?
>implying stacy won't become the alpha male in a few years
