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I ask these as someone who has never gotten drunk.
Is there a way of telling the type (i.e. fun, angry, crying, etc.) of drunk you'd be before actually getting drunk? Like I have a lot of temper issues so would alcohol escalate them or would it have the opposite effect and cause me to calm down and break loose?
Is it meme or truth that when you're drunk you're super honest? And by 'super honest' I mean, you reveal things about yourself you wouldn't otherwise reveal and if someone asks something to you you're unable to lie to them?
No you cant tell what emotion is going to pop out, and no you're not unable to lie but you just dont care and the other day you just go like "what the fuck did i just told her yesterday"
>>29173362
Thank you very much for answering me, sir.
>>29172121
>who has never gotten drunk
kek fuck off and kys you don't belong here if you were never actually drunk and attempt suicide fuck off REEEEEEEEE
Back in high school and Jr. High, there was an endless supply of cute boys I could fall in love with. They were cute, skinny, and optimistic with this type of energy that just forced you to fall in love with them. They were the types of boys who you could genuinely be friends with, you could have a good time with them AND date them. They were everything I could ever want in a guy and more. And then high school ended. The second I enter the adult would, BAM. These cute and endearing boys turned into gross, fat hairy douchbag old MEN with beards. Why the fuck do adult men think that working out and having some muscles tone on their arms gives them the right to be a fat fuck? I fucking hate adult men. Everything about them makes me sick and pisses me off. Is there something about the male brain that makes guys turn to shit the second puberty ends? At what time do guys go from cute young boys to gross old men? I miss all the skinny, horny cuties who would pretend not to be starring at my cleavage in Jr.High. The types with those cute, rock hard little bodies with the slight muscle tone on their chest, not an inch of fat on their belly. They'd be on top of me, their heart thumping in their hard little chest, tongue in my mouth, so so happy that they finally got a girl to make out with them. Eager, but at the same time, scared to push the limits for fear I would make them stop. And you could feel their hard teen dick rubbing up against you in their pants, the head generating from their crotch as their excitement heightened. They were perfect. And they're fucking illegal to me now because adult men know they can never compete with the simple beauty that is a teenaged boy.
I hate, HATE adult men. I hate how they put on a fake persona to be "cool". I hate how they abandoned their old personalities to become something so disgusting for the sake of being "cool". I just hate them.
>>29172055
The whole skinny twink thing doesn't work when you're that tall he just looks like an alien
>>29172055
>Wahh why can't we just give all cute guys estrogens to stop their testosterone from making them more stronger and manlier?
(you) roastie
>>29172055
Go blog about your faggotry on your containment board. I can't wait until you get AIDS and die
> tfw fapping on zoloft
>>29172041
Yeah your arm gets tired
Don't even remind me of that. I think it ruined masturbating for good. I used them maybe 5 years ago and ever since I've needed to fap really long to cum.
Fapping on zoloft was really frustrating though, I was just unable to cum no matter how hard I tried and I even got this phase where I would get intense headaches that killed my boner. It always happened when I was about to climax and my head started hurting so much that I just couldnt fucking cum. It made me reeeeeeee quite a bit.
Then I started finding pleasure in self harm and other idiotic things that I still value greatly even today. Fuck that piece of shit "medicine"
It could take me hours to ejaculate when I was on zoloft.
Anyone else here got an obsession with hookers/escorts?
My mood fluctuates between rabid obsession and absolute disgust. I can spend hours a day looking at escort websites, but I know as soon as I cum, I will be nauseous with disgust. And god forbid I actually fuck one, the following weeks will be consumed with the HIV, HPV, Hepatitis, Syphilis paranoia.
Fuck, my sex drive is hell. Let me off this ride.
>>29172037
I feel ya. Every time I go out of town for a week or so, I get the urge to get on CL/Backpage and see what kind of sexy disgusting whores are just a phone call and a payment away. Even though I'm married. So far I've been strong enough not to go through with it. A couple times I've texted one and asked them to come to my hotel, but I always pussy out and tell them the wrong room number.
Try strip clubs. Good ones. You can be disgusting and not get the HIV.
>>29172236
>but I always pussy out and tell them the wrong room number
Lmao, do you take a vantage point and watch them arrive?
>You can be disgusting and not get the HIV
I know condoms are pretty effective, but I also know that I would still get the paranoia that I was one of the very unlucky. I am in the UK where escorts are pretty much legal. I would honestly rather be one of these guys who are like "I don't get anything out of it if I have to pay", but for me the control aspect of it is the hottest thing.
>>29172236
>even though I'm married
>married
>MARRIED
What the fuck are you doing on r9k?
REEEEE NORMIE REEEEE!!
>have relationship with girl
>can't talk to her while sober because she prefers me when I'm drunk
>i always sperg out when i'm sober and likes me better drunk
>she doesn't let me meet her unless I'm drunk
Is this bad for my health?
>>29171984She doesn't like you for you as cliche as that sounds.
Relationships are bad for your health
>>29171984
Just meet her sober and pretend that you're drunk. That's what I do whenever I think I'm acting spergy, I just initiate drunk-mode, I become carefree and lose all my self-consciousness.
I have two pillows, a blanket, and a mattress.
How do I organize/sort/pile things to make it feel like someone else is there in the bed with me/holding me?
Draw a face on one pillow
Cover yourself and the pillows with the blankie
Position the other pillow so it looks like an arm around you
>>29172190
So be resting my head on one pillow, and wrap the other one over my side so it feels like an arm? Interesting idea.
>>29171925
Is that Tom Waits in the picture?
happy people can go die
I'm sure most could if they would want to. What are you trying to say?
>>29171897
Schwein is objectively the best girl.
>>29171945
this desu
I wish MC would ditch Ako for her
How do I tell my family I'm not gay just straight and very insecure?
>pic unrelated
>doing drugs makes you a loser
i can tell this was made by some asian kid raised by Confucian values
>torrenting makes you a loser
Even normies torrent now.
Paying for something you can get for free makes you a good goy & a cuck.
>>29171940
Being a neet kv who smokes weed alone to cope with the pain isn't a normie thing to do.
Drugs are normie when you use them socially, if not they are an unhealthy escapism method.
I have a question for tall guys. Is it true that you prefer shorter girls? Or do short women just like to make themselves feel better about themselves by saying things like pic related? I'm just asking.
>>29171818
height has never really been something I care about in a relationship, but if I had to state a preference it would be on the taller side.
Having a short qtgf hug you and bury her face in your chest is the best feeling ever
I don't really care I'm not going to get a gf regardless
*BOOM*
*SKITTER*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a filthy roach to break into your realm with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why haven't you ascended to a higher being yet?
>>29171787
I've unironically "ascended" to a sociopath-like state for several weeks last year. They were the most productive weeks of my life. Unfortunatelly I ended up talking to a family member that picked on old wounds and ended up crashing back to a depressive state were I remain.
>>29171844
Sorry to hear that roach. What did you do during high times?
>>29172208
Got a job, passed few courses, joined groups, fixed much of my appearance and generally had a plan and knew what I was doing and how to do it.
Nothing malicious. sorry.
https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/flesh-eating-bacteria-survivor-aimee-184527334.html
I'm gonna die a khhv... but the ugliest, deformed, and even retarded women, can get a bf/gf...
>>29171664
She's a good person who has overcome trauma and pain, gone through a lot of shit and survived, and has built character from her experiences. She basically manages to go out and live a life that is some-what normal despite not having ANY LIMBS. Her standards for a bf are probably low as well.
Meanwhile, you don't do anything but sit around and whine on the internet, you've never struggled or been faced with any challenges, you've never had incentive to develop character. You have a functioning body yet you refuse to partake in normal society. Despite being a socially awkward, probably ugly loser, you have unreasonably high standards for a future female partner.
That is why she has a qt bf and you're alone.
>>29171741
No, it all comes down to vagina. You have vagina, you choose. Sometimes you dont even need one. You can be a guy in a skirt and you can choose.
>>29171664
What's the lowest you'd settle for OP?
Have you tried to redpill your male friends on the nature of women? Did you succeed?
>>29171617
>Asking r9k if we know about woman
>Did you know you hate your girlfriend?
>>29171617
>having friendsMy only two friends are female.
Enjoy, you literal cuckolds
Love, /fit/
>>29171505
This bomb must go to /g/!
heh not on my watchgo to /trash/
I vote to move the bomb to /k/, where they'll actually know what to do with it
Can someone explain the relationship between pepe and feels guy to me?
they're best friends, don't let the poopoo peepee posters tell you otherwise
A Tom and Jerry one, They act like they hate eachother but during time of need, they know they can trust in the other one
>feels guy
Why is this site so fucking awful? Why is there no fun allowed here? Why is everyone there a socially unaware autist? Why does everyone have a bland cookie-cutter personality?
It somehow has the pretentiousness of 4chan mixed with the user base of ifunny
I only go there when I want to read life advice from 19 year olds.which is never
>>29171493
>usernames
>internet points
>controlled by vaginas
