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What is this ifunny cancer I keep seeing everywhere?
it's le funniest place for all the memes xD
here's a sad frog meme!
>>29169540
when sad guy and sad frog combine their powers they form le epicest of memes!
>>29169540
>let's make memes understandable for normalfags and older people
Just found out I'm infertile after getting a blood test done. I don't know what to live for now. There's just no reason to carry on. There never was.
>>29169509
Do you have your semen in your blood?
>tfw you have a baby on the way
You people are the worst. A bloo bloo I can nut in a girl/get raw dogged with no consequences.
Tfw a few cyborgs are dragging me to an anime con tomorrow that has a room for single people to go into and drool at women who are there for the attention and don't even know what the word anime means.
I need robot survival advices for those 6 hours.
Go for the top score. Of course!
It's the only real answer.
>>29169455
>I need robot survival advices for those 6 hours
Don't go.
>>29169455
Cons aren't what you think, they're like halloween parties, just a bunch of sluts and sketchy shit going on in back rooms
Honestly go for the guys if you're into anime, you might make good friends or grow closer with the ones you got, and go for the drinking/drugs if you're not
Cons are fun but the mythical con sex is not why
Ive climbed onto roofs and factories but never a crane.
Any advice on not dying?
Don't do that "let's do a backflip and dangle off the side at the top" retard shit
>>29169459
What about climbing to the edge? I will probably just stick with going up the ladder.
However some cranes don't have any ladders so I would have to climb the trusses.
don't fall
retard
>tfw no chubby beIly gf
>tfw no chubby belIy gf
contributang
sexy folds
HELP!
I'm a 19 y.o. male and just started getting pimples.
It started with a couple on my chin, but now it's spread all over my back and jawline!
What do I do? I've never had acne before in my life
>>29169327
Accutane
Original af
>>29169327
Change your pillow case every other say.
wash your sheets iddiot
I want Lauren Southern to kill herself.
Why? She it literally my 3D Wafiu...
Redpilled as fuck and gets feminists so pissed off they throw their piss at her
>>29169294
I want to decimate all internet "right-wingers" for pretending to be part of my ideology.
This alt-right horseshit is literally a plot to assassinate the character of fascism.
>>29169341
Damn man, and I thought I was a little screwy in the head..
I mean I agree, Hitler did nothing wrong.. but alt-right assassinating the ideology of fascism? Please explain. I think your bonkers
Oh, god, get this girl out of my head, guys shes fucking destroying me, why must love be so fucking painful
>having a dream girl
Beta Tier.
Better just suck it up. You're a cuck now, Harry.
>>29169244
just embrace the suffering
let it kill you
then you will become empty
a vessel of death while still living
the most enlightened being there is
let the suffering burn away all hopes and dreams, let it kill the love in your heart, let it suffocate your lust, let it mute the flavors of your food and the scents in the air around you
become null
you'll never suffer again
Who cums the fastest, here?
first
i came
second
i came
i can knock one out in usually 30 secs to a minute if i try
What is your career? Do you like it?
I don't have a career, i don't have a future.
>>29169145
I don't have a career I have a job
It sucks
originalNEET master race reporting in
It's that time again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccPzpuOgVd0
>being named kitty
cringe af desu senpai
>>29169225
Her name's Katherine and she works at hot topic. What do you expect, Chris?
The video seems bretty gud tbqf. Did he fuck your oneitis or something?
This is the first thread I post on 4chan. I've been comming here for a few years and thought about giving something back. I've always lived surrounded by women and had a few LTR. because of that and that I study a health related field (70% of my coleges have always been women), I think I understand women quite well. I also understand you guys because I used to be a virgin myself (as everyone) and feel how it can be incapacitating and a block to your development.
So ask me your questions, and I'll try in the best of my capacities to give you good advice!
cmon guys, i really want to help!
are there no virgins here?
Lel. I wonder why your advice will be...
Get in shape
Be more confident
Have interesting hobbies.
Etc.
Look dude. I believe you might be genuine, but it doesn't work that way.
Some people are just losers. Whether it's because they refuse to help themselves or the situation is actually hopeless doesn't matter.
You'll get nothing but disdain here in the tfwnogf hive mind, friend.
My advice back to you is to leave before you're infected and never return.
Or if b8 then the following:
I'll fukn rek u m8
It's a beautiful day outside, anon. Why aren't you at the beach?
I got a good job and I am leaving by the beach
I live like 400 km from the closest beach
I'll go this weekend by jogging from my house to working on my swimming. I'm trying to build endurance and swimming is the best way.
>tfw I live in the tropics nearly next to the beach
feels OK man
Now i know plenty of people here just truly wish bad things to happen to others (personal experience here) in order to feel better about themselves or just because they are shitty sociopathic people
Please go jerk off to gore threads on some edgy place for edgy people and leave this thread alone
I won't speak too early but almost 2 months ago i hit my lowest point, i got caught with a rope around my neck,went on suicide watch,,etc
Few miracles happened and i'm starting to get my life together,i still need to work a damn lot on myself to get tot he point where i was before my downfall,but with belief,hard work ,good environment,dedication + keeping toxic things and toxic people far from me, i'll get back on my feet before i notice it
This was just to say that. Even when you're 110% sure that ALL HOPE is lost, miracles can still happen.
Went from browsing internet 10+ hours a day to 3-5 hours a week. It can truly help those struggling to recover from a downfall
Btw i made various threads here explaining my struggles,my downfall and all that.
Many people here showed their support, it sincerly meant alot to me. I really want to thank the kind souls on this place, i truly wish you the best in life.
I won't lie, as ironic as it may seem, some people here redeemed this site for me and showed more help and more concern than i'd get in some other places made to support people in need. Many showed more help,support and understanding than some members of my own family
wish you guys the best in life,godspeed
Sorry, mate but for me, there is no point of return.
I allready tried to "man up" and I failed.
>>29168833
Tell me whats up mate,i'll listen
I miss the feelings that came with being suicidal. Ever since taking Lexapro for six months (20mg) and then quitting cold turkey I just don't feel anything anymore. Haven't felt anything for about four years now. I try to induce the feelings but I can't get them to come back. I wish they would. I just want to feel something.
I wished I'd killed myself back when it seemed like the only option.
My life is fucked, but I'm too brain damaged to even care.
Anyone else have this?
I still haven't stopped but now it's a resigned inevitability instead of a flare of genuine rebellious instinct. Feels pretty bad.
Wish I killed myself when I was a teenager because it made more sense then and the feelings were more genuine. I wasn't as corrupted and thoughtless.
>>29168728
I never started. I wish something killed me all the time, but I can't bring my family a shame by killing myself. Especially that I have 3 younger siblings.
>>29168728
>>29168748
>>29168841
if you are depressed for a year or 5 you just dont care anymore about dying, you just ride it out.
After a few years you have learned it doesnt matter much if you either live or die
I was always depressed and suicidal but after all these years I just stopped feeling/caring
I dont know
It doesnt matter if I die now or in 50 years
