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>tfw just had my first workout on my own in years
It was a shitty little 30min workout, but damn it felt great.
What have you been doing to improve yourself lately?
>>29166124
started pissing into smaller containers so I eventually have to use the actual bathroom
feelsgood fampai
>>29166124
Got me a part time job so I could start buying better food
Started doing pull ups push ups and get ups
Made a friend
posted memes all day every day, feels good mane
What is attractive about the modern female?
Assuming you are looking for a girl to date/marry completely disregarding how they look, what is the appeal of the average modern woman?
Is there any?
companionship beats celibacy and loneliness even if her personality is awful
>>29166139
>companionship beats celibacy and loneliness even if her personality is awful
I couldn't disagree more with this statement.
>>29166143
I guess I just really like pussy and when I'm single I think about it constantly. Yeah a nagging bitch is another kind of hell but I'm not constantly thinking about getting my dick wet.
Get your face from that poisonous roastie and take off her shoes, anon!
Have you extended love to any qt feets today? Footlove comes in many forms.
>Compliment a girl on her shoes
>Tell a qt she has a nice nail color
>Massage sore qt feet
>Draw or photograph beautiful feet
>Buy a qt a pedicure
>Worship qt feets (if you're really really lucky)
>Write a poem about Feets and donate it to a spa or podiatry clinic
>Meditate about how beautiful feet reflect the eternal beauty of the universe
>Gave witness to the truth that vaginas are inherently disloyal and poisonous
>Talked with a normie or Chad about the dangerous toxicity of vaginas
>Make a card that shows your gratitude to a girl who takes good care of her feet
>Advocate for a local foot-conscious holiday by writing an article, blog or buying an add in a newspaper
Do you have a Footfu in your life?
frist for anime feet
Feetes
>>29166065
I was perving on a girls toes and she noticed my eyes staring at her feet so I said "those shoes are awesome" and her eyes lit up, she smiled, and said thanks.
>"MILF porn"
>girl in the scene is 21
>MILF porn
>bitch has fake tits and bimbo face
>incest porn
>title is something like "NOT mother fucks son
>or the "mom" in the scene throws around the term "step son" like periods (punctuations, not menstruation)
Why is this allowed?
>shemale on female porn (the straightest genre)
>there's a clumsy cut between soft and hard for the shemale
>her voice is deeper than Christopher Lee's
>she can't dirty talk. at all
>sex is mechanical and uninspired
>shemale doesnt cum
>female isnt into it either
>shemale isnt uncut
>Vaniity isnt as hot anymore and the broken minded chicano underneath the feminine mask makes me go limp as my delicate fantasy world crumbles around me like a house of cards
I wish you all pain and suffering and despair.
>>29165961
y-you too
commento origami
What a good wish wasted.
>your wish is granted
I'm a genee goddamit don't block me
>tfw you binge ate over 3,000 calories in one sitting
>>29165734
Why dont you stop yourself?
>>29165734
Fat fuck
Did you try to starve yourself again?
I did this several times throughout my weight loss struggle. Instead of giving up for the day (or possibly the week, like I used to do), go for a walk NOW. Yes, you are a fat piece of shit. No, there is no reason to make things harder on yourself. Go for a walk, consider what led you to binge eat, and avoid doing those things.
You're gonna make it
ITT: Normalfag things you hate.
I'll start
>socks
>shoes
>underpants
>>29165730
>movies
>music
>online shopping
>>29165730
>cars
>shopping malls
>pants
>>29165812
>>shopping malls
Malls are comfy desu
>there are perfect white girls doing this right now
>there has now been millions of 10/10 perfect white girls that have had sex like this
How does this make you feel?
Indifferent
original comment
>>29165712
>How does this make you feel?
good because I'm not a dumb racist retard.
>>29165712
Don't really care, I'm gay and I like guys since I'm a trap. I feel sorry for the men that actually put up with women at all. It's a lose lose situation for him and a win win for her...poor males. When will they ever learn
Have you ever made a girl cry?
>>29165667
I can't remember. Something tells me I did, but I can't even be sure anymore.
>>29165667
Yep, made my ex cry when I cheated on her and refused to take her back.
Yes. Several women, several times.>tfw beta faggot
>masturbate regularly
>watch porn every now and then
>have no sexual desire IRL though
I long for a gf, but don't feel like having sex. I just want to cuddle. Is it normal?
>>29165636
I'm the same way, unsure if it's normal.probably not
>>29165664
Do we fear sex?
You people on here are freaks. You are choosing to live the way you do. One of my friends is a butt ugly skeleton who has actual autism but he has a job a social life and lives with his girlfriend at the age of 20. So if he can why can't you? I don't feel sorry for you and nether does society
Hey /r9k/, typing this from a shitty twin bed on the floor of my apartment, hungover from a night of /feels/. Last night I planned to share some greentext with you, but that didn't work out.
Drunk me was so drunk last night I couldn't greentext so now hungover me is rising to the occasion.
Get comfy robots, come sit with me and feel awhile.
>be me
>24 year old cyborg
>lost my shitty wagecuck job in housing management two weeks ago
>tfw no neetbux to save me
>doing my best to stay afloat
>last night after a huge fight with my landlord decide to go drown my sorrows at the comfiest bar I know
>quiet little dive with good prices and good booze
>found it because two of my friends work there
>Scottishbro and Writerbro
>walking to the bar because I don't have a car
>find that the night air is pretty crisp, things are damp from a heavy rain
>calming down
>think to myself maybe things will be alright
cont
>>29165459
>>29165523
Get out of here stalkercont
>>29165523
continue the story anon !!
If you were born 10,100,1000, or even 10,000 years in the past, do you think your life would have been better?
>>29165391
well considering if I was born 100 years ago I would be rotting in a trench in europe clinging to a springfield and crying, I'd say my life is better in the present
>10,100,1000 years in the past
Seeing as to how not even bidepal apes of the human lineage existed back then I'd be some dumb animal with no self awareness
I think I might have liked being born 10 years ago
At least I wouldn't be on this website
It's between that and 10k I'd have to say
![151229_POL_Elizabeth-Warren.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarge2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dg2wMmK.jpg "151229 POL Elizabeth-Warren .CROP.promo-xlarge2[1]")
Never trust a woman /r9k/. Unless you want to get stabbed in the back.
>>29165390
Never trust anyone*
fixed that for ya
>>29165390
what if getting stabbed in the back is my fetish ?
I don't trust anyone, post feminist women and estrogen-addled manchildren alike.
Do chinese people have souls?
No
https://youtu.be/X_NW2A9D-tw
>>29165315
West Chinese seem to be a bit more human. I think the areas were population density is very high people become less caring
Definitely not
https://youtu.be/K1cff6HYMHE
You now remember that thing you just wish you forgot
what was it?
I'm with someone who hates me and should have left before it got to the point where they stay just to abuse me.
>>29165298
4chan
originalissimo
Not killing a man when I had the chance
