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I need some serious advice, /r9k/. No this isn't /lgbt/ raid nonsense it's an actual question.
Last year I met a dude on this board, and we took to talking on skype pretty frequently. We've become pretty much best friends. Neither of us have a history of being gay at all, whatsoever. However, in the last month, I've developed a crush on him. I don't even know what he looks like, and he doesn't know what I look like, but I really adore him and feel like I love him. I want to be with him, live with him, and so on.
However, since we both have no history of gayness, I don't think he would be too into me if I came onto him in any way, except we are both virgins in our 20s so maybe that would make him more likely to want to be with me.
My question is whether or not I should pursue this at all, be honest about how I feel, or if I should just swallow it in order to continue our friendship?
Any gay bots/turned gay bots/whoever is good with relationships, please give me some advice. If I were to pursue him, how would I do it? I honestly have no clue how relationships are supposed to work.
A bump deep in the night
Pls help
see his face and see if you feel the same way
>>29163028
I honestly don't care. I know he's not deformed so I don't even care. As long as his face literally doesn't look like a burn victim's, I don't care. It's a feeling I've never felt.
>vietnam war movie
>'it aint me' starts playing
>>29162620
how is this even an original post?
Fortune Son. Get it right YOU'RE TRIGGERING MY AUTISM
>>29162620
IT'S CALLED 'FORTUNATE SON' NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>no qt stoner girlfriend who is willing to submit to you sexually in exchange for drugs
So... an addicted prostitute?
>>29162606
stop posting this ugly fuck you retarded degen
Fucking whores. Degenerates. Sluts. Filthy. She only wants you to feed her disgusting addiction, she'll fuck anyone for it.
>have gender dysphoria
>can't come out to anyone
>want to kill myself so badly
you should see a qualified professional to talk about it with
>>29162596
Just wait a couple years, the cure for your mental illness will be found soon
>>29162604
I'm not strong enough
>>29162633
I'm going to kill myself by then
Is my transgender girlfriend pretty ?
(Just to clarify, in Middle Eastern culture men who life like women are considered women and are even allowed to marry men, They don't even need to get MtoF surgery. It's not gay she's a beautiful person and I love her)
(It's allowed in Islam too, please no bigotry in this thread =)
>>29162539
>tranny lover
>wrong religion
Here's another one
(Plz don't judge)
looks like a couple of ripe ones for the gas chambers
Daily reminder that Australians cant even compete with the birds they lost a war to.
>>29162517
That's kind of hot dude.
yo hook me up with some emu porn
Why is this so hot?
OP please give me more high quality greyscale pictures of cute girls posing with exotic animals.
>>29162644
I dont have anymore or i would.
> it's another "anon tries to stay in shape but eats mcd's at 3am" episode
So long as it fit your calories for the day :)
Binge eating is a tricky hole to get out of. My advice is to not even go down that road. You don't have to be perfect, but keep it reasonable. Don't do dumb things.
Sounds like you're living deliciously
Why does this thing have 1 million YouTube subscribers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUOSRuVeszg
>>29162443
She's pretty attractive imo.
What's the problem?
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE OH GAWD
>>29162500
she makes 20 minute videos rambling on about literally nothing
If you're 7 or above you are a normie and you need to leave.
>>29162348
I'm not above 7, but why should 'normies' leave
Who the fuck has done "naked groping" but not fingering. That's some Mormon shit
>>29162348
What if I groped a girl and made out with a girl while we were both very drunk once 6 years ago?
Only experience with a female I've ever had and probably will never happen again.
God damn... another sleepless night. Who up?
Try 2 sleep, fellow robot
Pizza
Blinding lights, sleepless nights.
Should I get escaline or methallylescaline? Got 6 hits of lsd sitting for friday.. Can't sleep, currently listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vZBEPjpcHo
i have literally nothing to do. every video game is boring or the learning curve is too steep. every anime, movie, or tv show is garbage catered to normies. no friends/ nothing to do outside for obvious reasons.
what the fuck do you guys do all day
surf this giant turd
refresh
refresh
refresh
shitpost
I hate my life and want to die everyday I cannot escape this place.
Research chemicals and smoke weed. Google "rcsources." I like mu but there's really no point when rym or discogs is all you need. watch some high film from criterion.
>>29162325
How could someone go decades without going to the bathroom?
What vitamins do my fellow robots take?
I only take Vitamin d in the morning 3000ui and about 250mg of Vitamin C
>>29162319
idk, what vitamins are in your mums pussy juice
My mum is making me take vitamin D and Magnesium but I'm not drinking that shit, fuck that
>>29162337
Fucking kek m8
Originalll
>tfw you realize your mental image of yourself is a lie and how you actually look to other people is much uglier
>tfw you go through the opposite of this
Feels pretty good.
> life slowly gearing towards normalcy after ten years of soul crushing depression and anxiety
You have to force yourself to keep trying, you really do.
>>29162303
>tfw the way you perceive yourself is much worse than in reality
>tfw other people don't see or perceive many of the faults you think you have
>tfw that is all a lie you tell yourself to feel better about yourself
>tfw because you tell yourself that other people don't see the faults in you that you do you actually have a better self image about yourself than others
>tfw that is why you wonder why you can't get a gf because you've deluded yourself into thinking others don't see all your faults like you do and that you're better than what you think, but other people really do see those faults so you really are as bad as you think despite thinking your better because you think those faults don't exist because others don't see them when they really do
>>29162303
Tfw i had a thought about this in the shower and carried it with me for years.
>me
>made smug posts on r9k about how i found a girl and i won't be coming back
>tried to sound inspirational and shit and convince robots to leave
so
>went out with her for a few months
>both virgins
>finally convince her to have sex
>so nervous I can't get it up and end up snuggling
>haven't spoken to her since
I'm breaking up with her and returning to neet life fuck me guys you were right
>>29162288
and I should note I'm not even a failed normie, met her at a board game meet up
>>29162288
>falling for the relationship meme
>falling for the ill make it bros meme
the sad truth is that if youre once a robot youre always a robot. your cock cockbloacked you, damn son.
lol dude that happens to everyone once in a while
dont worry about it
next time before y'all meet up
>get full nights rest
>dont touch booze or cigs
>go on a run/go liftin for a bit
>eat a nice big meal
no matter how fucking nervous you are you'll still be able to get it up with this list
Hungover, cold and alone. #JustThursdayFeels edition
Are you ready for the new iOS update /brit/?
honestly feel like checking into Dignitas this hayfever is doing my nut in
need to go and get a prescription for some weapons-grade medicide for it by my bent fucking uni doctors only take appointments between 10:30-2:30 and I probably won't be able to get seen for a while
>>29163217
>iOS
What's it like being 15?
