>when your sister's stacey friends come over and they're forced to hug and kiss you due to social norms even though they'd normally not ever do this if you weren't their friends brother
the power of having a highly social sister.
>>29159345
This is the reason I don't bath or wipe properly I want them to gag and suffer.
>>29159345
I want to smash that things face in.
>>29159345
>tfw you can't do this because your sister is almost as lonely as you, and doesn't have friends over at the house ever
>just make friends and get a girlfriend then you'll be fine, it really is that easy :^)
>>29159335
>not smoking
>exersicing
not worth it, i prefer to die young.
The whole "relationships and human contact is vital for health" meme literally only applies to normies.
It's basically about the kind of normies who at 12 years old entering their first relationship, hop from relationship to relationship, never ever being single for longer than a week or two after getting the first GF/BF.
If you've grown up isolated and shut-in during your development years (like 15-25) and are actually a true robot, this wont affect your long-term health at all.
I lift 4 times a week, and walk my dogs everyday and...
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>>29159390
this desu. My grandparents are only technically alive at age 95 and cant move or drive or anything.
I will be chill heart attacking out at 80
>be suicidal depressed
>resort to gambling
>lost 900 over the course of 2 months
>hate myself even more so
How did robros combat depression?
>>29159255
fuck if i know. at least you tried something anon
if you want to waste time gambling and not waste much money, just find a high paying video poker machine and learn the strategy. Its boring as fuck, but it gives you something to do.
900 what? Dollars?
Son that ain't shit, especially over the span of two months. I remember being in the bathroom in Vegas and some guy yelling that he just lost 50k.
50... fucking.. grand. And he didn't even look rich, he was wearing a tacky suit and shit.
im gunna name my son Chad and be super nice to him and put him into sports so this never ever happens again
>>29159136
>> Implying that faggot on the left got anywhere near as much pussy as Mick
>>29159155
I was thinking the same thing. That's the Jagger.
Thats the dream bro, I'd do so many things differently. I would produce a fucking soldier.
> that tall black kid who was really into anime
you mean like half of the black population
> that one rich autistic kid who always brought his iPad to class
>that kid who was in piano lessons and would pretend to be a hacker by smashing the keyboard on a computer rapidly
Any stories of robots moving out of their parents basement & succeeding? Tell us your stories.what was the hardest thing to do?
>>29159075
yeah they didn't pass down the best work ethic so i fucked off from responsibilities and had to move back. failed a few more times before i found my stride.
>>29159153
>failed a few more times before i found my stride.
So you back on your feet & living on your own or just living with your parents?
>>29159075
I'm your classic NEET on sickness benefit in the UK.
I was able to finally get a real flat of my own but I had to move to a rural location to do it.
It was daunting at first knowing i'd be really cut off from support.
I have limited contact with family and I have no friends.
But I am quite self reliant now. It just gets isolating,
Where do you live?
I'm pic related
>>29159063
Toronto. Attending U of T. Busy city, and there's a lot to do.
NYC. I live in a decent area though, pic related.
not everyone's a fucking world-travelling geographer op jesus christ just fucking say what city it is, don't make me look for 2-pixel wide landmarks you're the worst kind of person
Hey /r9k/, honest question. I started talking to my only ex after a few months. We always tend to talk at least once a month, but I just found out she's had sex with 4 guys.
Do I even try to get her back?
Is she basically a whore now?
I know these sound like stupid questions, but I've never been in this situation.
is it true that eliza is a lying, deceiving, traitorous normie whore?
>>29158970
> my only ex
Kill yourself normalfag. Fuck off.
thats a terrible idea and stop entertaining the thought
if she fucked 4 guys since you've broken up what makes you think she'd wanna get back with you
save yourself the trouble man, you'll just become a beta orbiter, literally worse than being an ex
I'm sick of it all. Everyone is all so hateful, all the normies and the robots. Why can't we just try and be understanding before we look to criticize. Why can't we be diplomatic about disagreements anymore. I feel like I'm surrounded by constant conflict from all sides and I just want people to get along.
>>29158965
You want to know what will fix this? A world war. We desperately need one to clear out some filth in the world. Humanity will be much better off by the end of it.
hi, fellow posibot here
i take walks every day and dance to music in my house with the windows open
at one point i used to think so much it would make me throw up, beyond where my therapist could help.
living in despair is the worst, i changed my diet and exercise and i couldnt be happier.
negativity is a horrible thing to indulge in.
>>29158990
I can see that it might create unity among those who survive, but conflict is the exact opposite of what I want. I just want people to understand that none of our differences are enough of a reason to hate one another.
what do women feel when they hug each other and their tits get pressed on the other womans tits?
Jealousy, or contempt
They feel boobs interlocking and in that moment they are one.
>>29158938
Like how you feel when your dicks almost touch when you hug a guy. Its kinda awkward for both of us so you both just ignore it.
Besides NEET bux what's the best way to make money? Already donating plasma but I want to find another way to make more cashinb4 sell your body
More importantly, how do I get neetbux?
>>29158925
well your body to a medical school
they use you as a cadaver after you die
they usually give you a small tattoo do they know your corpse is theirs
decent money tho
If you don't mind losing a small bit for a risk, try stock trading. You might even become rich.
>feminist joins home owners association and orders people around
>the bad kind of feminist
>starts threatening people with fees over trivial shit
>Can only spend a small amount of time on yardwork so has a barely noticable patch of weed no higher than 2 inches growing in the back corner
>Get threatened with legal action and fines from a letter signed by the feminazi herself
The fuck is up with this OCD, it's...
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Tell her you are cultivating them and they are in fact not weeds. Grow a whole plot of edible "weeds" like dandelion or mustard
>>29158848
There is only one kind of feminist. The modern kind that are all hardcore sjw.
What the fuck is the exact wording in your HoA rules regarding weeds? Also I'm sure you could easily find a violation on her house and threaten her with fines. you could even ask her how she saw them and if she was trespassing or invading your privacy by looking over the fence. I would think it'd be illegal to climb someone's fence for a peek over, call the cops on her and say she trespassed. If you ever have conversations with thus bitch RECORD all audio
>tfw relatives you've known from birth get dementia
>tfw they initially seem normal other than being slow to understand stuff
>eventually they stop recognising you
>it's like their entire life never happened
>it's like you never existed to them
Is there any worse feel on this earth?
Who here /adventure before dementia/?
It's just like if they died. If they're not consciously aware of their life experiences, it's as though they never occurred. That's the anthropic principle in action.
My wife and I dropped everything to move to a different state to take care of my grandmother with demenetia.
It's horrible. I live in Oregon, and am 26, and have already made sure that I can assisted suicide as soon as I show symptoms.
My grandma has dementia. I spend every day with her now, I make her breakfast and lunch I give her pills and help her get dressed. She never knows what's going on and barely says anything coherent. There's nothing scarier than thinking one day I might be in the same position, completely incompetent not even able to write my own name. Some days she seems happy but most of the time she just seems confused and sad, I know it's wrong but sometimes I wish she would just die not for me but for her
Actual genuine NEETS and robots who can't get a GF. How many of you have genuinely made it to the 2nd level before trying to get a gf?
Perhaps this is why you fail?
>>29158602
> cant sleep
> tfw on tier 1
>>29158602
I have been at the blue tier since I was 18. I am now 27. Impossible to move up higher. At least I get extremely high self esteem though.
>>29158602
between purple and blue
although this hierarchy has been long discredited
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who fell for the capitalism meme
>muh hard work
>muh self made man
>>29158557
I'm a capitalist out of spite. I don't want my taxes to pay for some nigger's kids.
Meanwhile, what are you doing with your life besides being a NEET and mooching off of your disappointed parents
>>29158576
hes saving up his neetbux so he can buy a new Razer keyboard in another year. really living the life.