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just enjoying a smoothie and thought you guys might want to know.
inb4 underage fag
im 19 you fucking gays lay off.
>>29155348
>19
Im 19 and I have a fucking beard.
Stay retarded, smoothiecuck.
hold on im going to carls jr ill post what i get
I have a gf (pls no ree) and we've been dating for a year, she is my first gf I am 20 years old and i was speaking to a friend of mine and I said if we are still dating by the time I'm 25/ late 20s I'd marry her and that pissed him off a lot. Am I wrong for trying to be happy? Can you guys explain why it makes him mad
>>29154948
Because statistically you're going to break up with her and you just sounded like a tool.
Trying to be happy? You realise the divorce rates are fucking insane right? The rate of stable marriages are at an all time low. Take a lesson from the other men who 'tried to be happy' and got their lives destroyed instead.
Unless you think you're the special cupcake who found that special girl.
>>29155028
I don't think I'm a special snowflake but I'm just saying if everything worked out like how I'd like it to I'd marry her, why is that such a bad thing? As a friend should he be happy for me
>>29155122
Because such wishful thinking is cringeworthy and unproductive. What is he being happy about? Your fucking dreams?
If you said "if everything works out with my life I'd have billions of dollars!" would you expect your friend to be happy for you? No, that's a fucking dumb statement.
I don't know anything about your girlfriend but chances are she's going to branch hop to another dude some day or 'lose attraction' to you. What makes you think it'll work out long term?
Fembot feels thread
>tfw you're not considered a virgin because you were raped as a child
>tfw no one wants to touch you because of this
>>29154861
Fuck off bitch
Sage
>raped as a child
is it bad that i never believe anyone when they say this
nobody actually rapes children
i mean they do, but they always get caught and are imprisoned for life
nobody just casually gets raped as a child
>>29154889
>but they always get caught and are imprisoned for life
What makes you think that they all get caught?
What are you listening to /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuIFv9aXpiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtGY4G7II6s
no n8 plox
>>29154958
no h8*
orange
https://data.desustorage.org/gif/image/1465/35/1465353326100.webm
Cognitive Functions Tests
http://similarminds.com/classic_jung.html
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
Ignore the INTJ roach posters, they are unenlightened Archon scum.
Well well well
No posts huh?
I wonder who might be behind that
>>29155411
you are a huge faggot and I wish you would trip so I could filter you
>>29155411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXWM84rUV-Q
tfw
who here /terrible week that keeps getting worse/ ?
So it's not just me
It's a shit week for a lot of people I wonder why
>>29154939
because we're all living in the same shit world.
>mfw haven't been fired yet
18 and a senior graduating in two weeks. Worked On a project with the one in pic related. Any help?
>>29154722
Did you do all the work for her on the project?
>>29154722
>18
kek you look 12.
>>29154722
Posture
i have a question for fembots
what would it take to get you to post your feet in this thread?
money? bitcoins? attention from chad? i can get you all of those
That's an everage pic. I licked the feet of a girl who knows everage and took foot pics with him, and chatted with her roommate who also took foot pics with him. AMA.
>>29154619
there's way too many pronouns in that sentence anon, i have no idea what you're trying to say
>>29154585
Why would you even suggest paying. You are giving potential feet posters ideas. I don't think you are asking for much
I'd post my feet for free. I'm not a girl though
![mark-zuckerberg-goes-for-a-sunday-stroll-03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1CGnwdo.jpg "mark-zuckerberg-goes-for-a-sunday-stroll-03[1]")
you people don't understand the concept of a low maintenance gf
pic related, what intelligent men marry
>JUST
Sounds about right
That pic is
>NEVER MARRY
in a nutshell.
That's what all 6/10s look like by their late 20s. Run for your fucking life.
>>29154252
>intelligent men
>marry
contradiction
also the pic shows two men.
take x feel great for four hours
now I feel like shit
I am way more depressed than I was before
it'll go away. stop doing ecstasy though.
take some kratom, problem solved
>>29154182
I throw my kratom out
that shit was gross
>oh hey anon
>...you want me to be your gf?...
>sorry anon but you're just not really my type but you're really nice and i really want to stay friends i swear
>why arent you my type? well we dont even like the same music for one, you play overwatch(a meme game) 24/7 that would leave me no time to squidsquad or smash if i came over, AND you know im vegan and you still eat ded animals :p
>you would try different stuff for me? aww
>well let's hangout later today and see if you can keep your word...maybe we are more of a match than i thought possibleis it really that fucking hard for women to be more open and friendly like this and kind when turning someone down and even reconsidering based on logical conclusions? why can't fucking these damned WHORES in the cureent year have any type of depth or understanding? they just completely blow you off and then wonder why there's beta uprisers who do not play that shit at all. if they had the basic human decency to consider the guys feelings and think of possibilities they could both benefit from i can garuntee you feminism would stop existing and everyone would be happier
>>29154071
Post more squidpussy nerd
I'm gonna fuck that anime bitch until she can't stand.
If you think the reasons they provide for not liking you are actually the reasons why they're going to reject you and then progressively fade out of your life you're sorely mistaken.
>wake up in the morning
>look at yourself in the mirror
>you're fucking brazilian
SIM! SIM! SIM! SIM! SIM! SIM!
Ta me tirando, ne filha da puta. A porra desse pais com a ameaca de perder em 2 anos o que conquistou em 20, escandalos de corrupcaoo todos os dias, uma presidente calhorda e o seu substituto banana, um incrivel odio pela liberdade, criminalidade que faz a faixa de gaza parece de paz. Se tem alguma coisa que brasileiro nao e, e mestre-raca.
>>29154088
you're one angry autist, aren't you
>>29154127
If it comes to praise this shit hole, yes.
Are these autism shoes, /r9k/?
I was thinking of buying them, but then I remembered about all those autism shoe threads.
>those straps
Super autistic
frye harness boots are definitely not autistic. famous people, rock stars, and celebrities everywhere wear them.
>>29153983
Get a motorcycle, OP. Then you can wear them at all times and if anyone says anything, point out the fact that you ride a motorcycle.
le original monke
>>29153954
Serious question: Would you fuck it? Blowjob?
>>29154049
Would you? I've been thinking of going back to nature, if you know what I mean. Haven't had much luck with humanity.
>>29154137
I was thinking if it might be risky to get your dick sucked from it because it would bite it off or some shit, any animalfags know the answer to this?
I've been seeing an unhealthy amount of female-worship around these parts. Time for a woman hate thread, yeah?
So sad that I have to self-bump this.
Second self-bump.
>>29153835
/r9k/ is a place of equality.
Get out.
>not saging because I want others to see this blatant example of misogyny that women face
