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>tfw no friends
>nothing to do all day
>>29156188
i know that feel OP it sucks do you have any hobbies?
>>29156188
get a fucking job you scumbag'
societal leech
here binge watch these vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Ou8gGUk5I
Why do I enjoy having girls fall for me/be really attracted to me, but then seeing how far they will go for me while I have no intention of being with them?
this has got to be called something
it means you're a pest
:^)
>>29156177
Sociopathy and narcissism
essentially you're just a really shitty person and will never amount to anything emotionally, and exist only to make it harder for anyone else to do the same
>>29156224
Someone has a chip on their shoulder
tfw when no e-bf to put up with me being clingy and overly jealous. Even tho they will end up cucking me, because that's what happens to every cringy and sad online relationship, i still want one tho ;___;
>>29156060
why are you such a masochist op?
ITT: people will offer to be OP's bf and OP will not respond to a single one of them.
>>29156077
I'm not, but i know it will happen, does not mean i want it to tho
>>29156086
Like hello?
>Kids who were 10 in 2008 are adults now
breh kids born in the year 2000 can drive now
>>29155924
>just turned 18 a few week ago
>kids born in 2010 are having sex already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Vxf1-I-k8
>I'll never have a bf to sing me beautiful songs to the setting sun
>I'll never get to look into his eyes and feel completely vulnerable
>just him and me. him and me...
So gay I caught aids from this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06s3c457C8
>tfw no hard-shelled boyfriend that struggles to express his emotions
>but when he does, it's the most beautiful thing in the world
>i'll never get to help him, day after day, help him learn to love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2rRxsge35s
>i'll never find the other half of me. someone that knows everything about me. like a puzzle piece.
>laughing about the same things, crying together, enjoying everything there is with each other
>tfw prostitute lets you go bareback for extra 50 bucks
Enjoy your STDs Anon.
>>29155825
herpes is for life
no restart
>>29156087
>>29156103
I'm hoping I get HIV and die painfully. I'm taking at least 500 whores with me though.
What can I do as a black 27 y/o khhv to get a white gf like pic related?
be educated, articulate, presentable and making >80k
Stick to your own species, dirty nigger.
>>29155821
HA! Solid Advice.
How did you get bullied by normies today?
>be me
>be long haired
>buying drinks at 7-11
>hear a middle schooler tell his buddy "ew he's a girl."
>tfw they're talking about me because I just walked by in another aisle
Pic is luxxbunny on twitch tv
Bullying is literally not a thing. Espically internet bullying
I burst out laughing when ever I here someone hung themselves or what have you because people called them ugly on Facebook.
Kids these days are too soft and have no fucking skin.
>>29155775
>go to the shops
>feel the normies eyes on me even though nobody is actually looking
>"it's all in my head"
>go into a shop, person at the front is actually looking at me weird
WHAT DO YOU WANT
>>29155847
Some good bait. Legitimately triggered me at first.
10/10
Anyone else put on adderall as a kid and left with a permanently damaged heart?any idea on how to fix it?
>>29155768
You can't fix heart damage from it, good luck on your suicide attempt.
Suicide
>tfw there is no adderall in my country
You vsn fix everything with cebruzposting :^)
Also
>heart problems
Noun bischs dus junge?
>be broke ass nigga with no job
>too lazy and depressed most days to go job hunting
>somehow got some motivation this morning
>put some pants on and headed to the nearest fast food place. McDonald's
>go inside and asked if they were hiring
>handed me an application while another dude handed theirs to her
>while filling it out, the manager was on break, sitting behind me
>stopped me and hired me on the spot
>i start tomorrow morning
So how was your day, Anons?
Affirmative action at work, everyone.
I've applied and been turned down 4 times so far this week, I'm not even incompetent
>tfw can't even get fast food job
It was pretty good, my man.
I'm glad you got a job, and I hope you put everything into it so that you don't get stuck in the first place they stick you.
What is /r9k/'s theme song called?
>>29155695
"I like little girls"
obviously this is not original, what was I thinking
Isn't it obvious?
>hello darkness my old friend
>>29155695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PuUflTcJzA
Which girls do you watch on youtube to snap you out of depression?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN_FF05IELg&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
>>29155547
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
Her and that girl /int/ scared off are/were angels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhX8wzoxc3c
>>29155547
OP I just want to know you that first video was one of the dumbest things I've ever listened to
Who here genuinely HATES Chad? Not just a mild dislike, I mean actual hatred. I know that many of them are actually quite chill on the surface but they're actually the worst assholes around. Here's why:
>Zero empathy WHATSOEVER, will always try to give you absolutely shit-tier advice if you ever befriend him
>Has good genetics (typically over 6 feet call, 8 inch dick) and never really had to work hard in his life to accomplish anything
>Likely came from a good upbringing and received good education and values from the very start
>Has a serious advantage in just about all aspects of life when compared to other inferior subhumans, and likely doesn't even realise it
>Never had any real bad experiences in his life due to this, can't understand the plight of robots
>Can act like an actual faggot with manchild interests and still be liked because of his genetically superior appearance and stats
Chads win at life because they have good genetics and parents, meanwhile us robots will suffer eternally because of a combination of horrible genetics and a shitty upbringing. There's just no point in trying to compete anymore because you just can't.
Basically, you're either a Chad in this world or you're fucked because you're genetically and socially inferior.
Most Chads honestly deserve to be reincarnated as a nigger in Africa, because that's what they really deserve for being so unaware of their massive privilege that actually harms the rest of society.
Bitch more, virgin.
>>29155708
But there's absolutely nothing I can do about my virginity, Chad is indirectly ruining everything for me. I'm practically an incel, with zero prospects for getting laid, ever.
Thats why reading about Chad's dying is cathartic to me. Like that Chad who died cave diving. The more horrible the death, the better. inb4 edgy
>walking down nyc
>guy on the left says to you "hey faggot, this morning I took a dump this big and it looked exactly like you. What's up with that?"
>they all laugh
what do?
"Tell your dump it's too young to vote Shillary."
>>29155408
>tfw Berniebros took my guns away and made them wear tiny gun-dresses and made them kiss each other
>>29155408
>"cute kid, that your wife's son?"
Hey /r9/ me and a friend recorded and mixed an Ep i while back. It has fuck all views so i thought post it here and see what you think about it https://animalpsychosis1.bandcamp.com/releases
hey man not necessarily my taste, would be better as a live performance rather than solo listening. decent talent
Obsidian heart was pretty tight. So is misery but I hate the echo in the vocals
>>29155496
thanks man i apreciate. We sound pretty good live
