>It's ok, Anon. You can touch them if you want.
What do?
>would da light bern meh thister?
>>29146805
Touch Them ???
Stop making threads like this you fucking cunt, no one gives a shit fucking kill youself you proper cheekey cunt
Why is /r9k/ so racist and misogynist?
>>29146301
Because fuck you.
Have a bad day.
Because we live our lives on the opposite spectrum of what is normal
We have a lot of spare time to question the official narrative.
Are black women (excluding famous/models ppl) the only female robots?
>>29144673
Yes. But only because their men constantly cuck them they could easily get a nonblack bf if they wanted
>>29144756
>easily
not really. it took me until 30 to get a non black guy interested in me and I'm only halfi am fat af though
>>29144883
I dont know why but black women are usually huge.
The day eugenics are implemented is the day robots will be phased out of existence.
Fact.
>>29144609
By "phased out" I hope you mean rounded up en masse and immediately executed.
>>29144694
Won't need to, after a couple decades all remnant robots would die and there wouldn't be any new ones because eugenics would eliminate ugliness thus eliminating the existence of robots.
>>29144609
Not all of us. Some of us are adapted enough to society that we can pass as "somewhat" normal members; not fatasses locked up in our mom's basements with a shirt full of cum stains and cheeto crumbs, but more so that slightly awkward kind of guy who's really smart and might make a contribution to society one day, so we'll keep 'em around. I guess that depends on your definition of what a true "robot" is. If you want to be strict about it, then hell yeah, robots will die.
>How's the job hunt going?
>apply for jobs despite having no experience
>get a phone call
>listen to their voice change as I say I have no experience in anything
>day ruined
Pretty well! Had an interview today. It was actually....fun.
>>29133882
Job hunt? My fucking sides why would I want to work
Every morning I see two red/brownish birds flying to the lantern outside the kitchen window so I decided to look at their nest and found these!
Raise one as your own.
>>29124864
balut
>>29124864
OP, destroy that brown speckled one immediately, that is a cowbird egg, it is a parasitic nester that will kill all the other babies.
Fellow fembots, let us compile some red flags for men.
I'll start:
>he plays video games
There is nothing wrong with playing video games.
>>29123351
Not having at least $1,000,000 USD in net worth by the time he's 30. Real estate, heavy machinery for a business he owns is fine, but he needs to be able to take care of me and my children.
He says things like:
>time spent having fun is not wasted time
>everything in moderation
to try and make his childish hobby acceptable.
Redpill me on anal sex.
Lets say she is a healty bitch and doesnt have aids,can i catch something if i fuck her without a rubber?
Does she likes it? does it hurts? can she orgarsm from it?
it only looks good in porn, I would never stick my dick in some girl's pooper and get shit all over it
>>29156934
>Lets say she is a healty bitch and doesnt have aids,can i catch something if i fuck her without a rubber?
There is small/moderate risk of bacterial infection.
>Does she likes it? does it hurts? can she orgarsm from it?
Depends on the girl. Not if she's used to it. Depends on the girl.
>Lets say she is a healty bitch and doesnt have aids,can i catch something if i fuck her without a rubber?
Calling women bitches is not a healthy attitude towards half the population of the world, but yeah, you could get a UTI. It's somewhat unlikely though.
>Does she likes it?
Depends on the girl. Some of them are even less excited about having a cock up their ass as you are. Some of them absolutely love it. Relatedly,
>can she orgarsm from it?
Depends on the girl. Some of them find it way too uncomfortable for it to be even a little enjoyable. For others, it's like an instant on button. I'd say that for most of them, it's closer to the former.
>dad buys a black light
>family is having fun with it
>calls me down.
>entire family sees I use my shirt as a cum rag
I want to die.
>>29156871
>wearing your cum shirt
You brought this on yourself.
Oh my fucking god. OP thanks for the keks. I would kill myself on the spot if some shit like that happened to me. Good lord.
>>29156871
How do you know that it does not just look like a stain.
You have TEN (10) actual seconds to point out ONE (1) flaw in this photograph.You CAN'T.
Lorde is literally, L I T E R A L L Y perfect.
>>29156790
looks like a bird family
>>29156790
eyes are spaced too far apart, ayyylmao.
>>29156790
She doesn't have her bangs cover her forehead.
Girls with exposed foreheads are true scum.
Guess the age of this gril.
>>29156768
14
Fuck the robot
Holy fuck who is saying this shit
30 years oldb
She's pretty cute. Looks cuddly
>Work in law
>Firm hires new people I'm now in charge of managing
>Recognize both of them are really bright and talented
>And probably smarter than me, too
As employees, I love them and I know we'll have a great working relationship, but that last part is hard to swallow. My seniority means more experience and familiarity with the systems and processes, but their intelligence means that within 4 - 6 months time they'll be at or...
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Just do a purposefully shitty job training them
>being bright matters in a law firm
i would just do my job you stupid cunt.
>>29156628
Not gonna intentionally slow or sabotage their growth. I'm not asking how to keep them down.
>>29156630
It should matter. In my mind if/when they do become better, it won't make sense for me to manage them. I thought I could avoid having to be a manager by doing law.
Thoughts on pornstars?
Do you think that they're good wholesome contributing members of society?
Are they whores?
Do you think they really orgasm while filming? Particularly during the lesbian scenes?
They're degenerate but hey we need someone to fap to, so it's good to have designated jizzrags in society
>>29156560
they're just people who do their job
>>29156680
i think theyre good people tho desu
theyre doing a valuable service
theyre fuckin hawt
W-what do I say next...?
>>29156349
haha lol tell her shes a cutecumber
I hope she responds to me...
What now, guys!?!?!?! Help!!
I haven't really been here before, so forgive me if I'm breaking any rules.
Who are you anons voting for? You'll vote for Trump right?
>>29156204
Im voting for Trump because it makes people mad, its hilarious to see people's reactions when I say Im voting for Trump.
>>29156204
>I haven't really been here before
Perfect.
Then that makes you an ideal candidate for getting the fuck out.
you are honestly the ugliest fucking incestrous looking cunt ive ever seen in my time on the internet, your face looks like my cousins friends disabled grandads gurned jaw. your face looks like a prehistoric cavewomans botched operation..I don't even know why your parents conceived you, they are selfish desu, why would ugly as fuck parents bring a human life into the world and know that this life will be on the path of failure. its just PURE selfishness, your lips pout out like a prolapsed arsehole. you look like a cavewoman slash oompa loompa hybrid. honestly, why was...
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