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Hey guys, /fit/ here. Today I lost my virginity. It went surprisingly easy, but it was probably the most disappointing thing in my life.
>be kissless virgin at 24 years old
>meet shy and sheltered girl
>is virgin, never touched a dick before
>skip ahead a few days later
>we end up at her house
>slowly undress
>starts rubbing my dick
>feels pretty good
>a few minutes later
>we're going to fuck, she applies the condom
>put it in and notice she's loose as hell
>start humping her
>she moans "so deep" and is clearly enjoying it
>I don't feel anything
>actually getting bored of it
>I just jack off onto her fat tits and call it a day
So I got rid of my handholdness, kissless and virginity status. I feel nothing but shame. You guys were right. Losing your virginity is not a big deal.
Fuck.
Now fuck off Normie.See ya on /fit/ posting
>>29167324
Welcome to the real world.
Dink in vagina feels nice, but it's nothing special, you don't feel more complete or happy.
It's the realisation that sex isn't everything that you take value away from and grow as a person from.
>>29167324
Why did you even post this? Just to mock us?
>get a match on a dating site
>no idea what to say to her
Hi, my name is, , and I fuck sluts.
Just fill in the blank.
>>29167321
Guess I should've known better than to ask /r9k/ about this.
>using tinder
GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you will never have a cute girlfriend
>>29167276
I've had many tho
>got my first ever qt gf a few months ago
>just realized shes crazy
Careful whatbyou wish for breh
>>29167276
And a cute girl will never have a catch like me as their boyfriend!
R-right?
Who /manchild/ here?
>mom cooks my food
>mom washes my clothes
>mom cleans my room
>mom washes my hair
>mom takes me to the doctor
>neet, didn't even finish school
>20 but I feel like 14
>don't know how to drive
>play video games all day
>enjoy shonen anime/manga
>have a lego collection
>>29167254
I cannot possibly describe the amount of disgust I feel right now. No image I have in my folder can be fitting, so please have some InCase.
>mom washes my clothes
>mom cleans my room
>mom washes my hair
My mom didn't do this when I WAS a kid.
>>29167254
you sound exactly like me, except im not a disgusting neet and i got a job.
w-what was that noise.. is that you roach?
i can't feel your presence on my strings..
Tough luck, pal. I'm not some pawn you can play with.
>another tripfag who thinks he's funny
Does "why are you so quiet" trigger you?
>>29167252
ROACHIES ROACHIES
CAUGHT IN MY STRINGS
UNAWARE YOU ARE BUT PLAYTHINGS
Robots, describe the other boards of 4chan in just two words.
/a/: Hypersexual elitists
/fit/: Insecure homosexuals
/mlp/: Irredeemable manchildren
/pol/: Delusional reactionaries
etc.
>most unpopular boards just happen to be the lowest in IQ
How convenient.
>>29167237
cgl - histrionic cunts
vp - shit taste
tv - good shitposters
sci - intelligent autists
r9k - retarded normies
pol - always right
/lit/ - memeloving pseudointellectuals
Okay, can we talk about this? Because it fucking pisses me off.
Back in high school and Jr. High, there was an endless supply of cute boys I could fall in love with. They were cute, skinny, and optimistic with this type of energy that just forced you to fall in love with them. They were the types of boys who you could genuinely be friends with, you could have a good time with them AND date them. They were everything I could ever want in a guy and more. And then high school ended. The second I enter the adult would, BAM. These cute and endearing boys turned into gross, fat hairy douchbag old MEN with beards. Why the fuck do adult men think that working out and having some muscles tone on their arms gives them the right to be a fat fuck? I fucking hate adult men. Everything about them makes me sick and pisses me off. Is there something about the male brain that makes guys turn to shit the second puberty ends? At what time do guys go from cute young boys to gross old men? I miss all the skinny, horny cuties who would pretend not to be starring at my cleavage in Jr.High. The types with those cute, rock hard little bodies with the slight muscle tone on their chest, not an inch of fat on their belly. They'd be on top of me, their heart thumping in their hard little chest, tongue in my mouth, so so happy that they finally got a girl to make out with them. Eager, but at the same time, scared to push the limits for fear I would make them stop. And you could feel their hard teen dick rubbing up against you in their pants, the head generating from their crotch as their excitement heightened. They were perfect. And they're fucking illegal to me now because adult men know they can never compete with the simple beauty that is a teenaged boy.
I hate, HATE adult men. I hate how they put on a fake persona to be "cool". I hate how they abandoned their old personalities to become something so disgusting for the sake of being "cool". I just hate them.
>>29167162
Stay toastie pedo roastie
>>29167162
good. hate is better than love.
>>29167162
So basically what you're saying is you like young boys instead of men.
MODS.
Aight so I'm on Normiebook and a girl just posts this on my wall for no particular reason.
What the fuck am I supposed to take from this? Am I reading too far into it? I'm not exactly the kind of guy that gets messages on his wall out of the fucking blue.
It's an attempt at conversation. If you've seen the movie tell her what you like about it
She's trying to get a conversation going.
But brehhh I just saw this movie for the first time last week, I cried it's beautiful
>>29167219
I haven't tho
Though we did end up talking anyway so
This is a daily reminder that you'll never be a 6'3 190 lbs. Chad and play football at USC.
>>29167079
>implying I'm not one already
Stay cucked
>>29167079
>6'3 190
That's why he's sitting on the sidelines. He's tiny. Why would you want to be a third string loser like these dweebs?
>>29167079
thank god
originalissimo
>tfw girls never flirt with you or call you handsome or have any interest at all in you
being short and ugly is literally the worst thing that can happen to a male in 2016, even if everything else in your life is perfect you will never be happy and no one will truly love you, it's basically pointless to live
There are short ugly girls too
>>29167055
All I wanted was a single compliment on my physical appearance that doesn't involve clothing.
>>29167070
they prefer to wait for chad to get drunk at the bar and fuck them once in a few months rather than be in a relationship with a short and ugly guy like themselves
Give me a real reason why you hate women?
I can't, because I don't.
>>29167028
I dont hate them i just want them gone, as soon as the sexbots become reality i hope we exterminate all of them.
Because they live life on easy mode and I'm envious
>>29167035
Fuck off normalscum
Are there any NEET hobbies other than
>watching anime
>playing video games
>posting on 4chin
>masturbating
?
>>29167004
>Collecting anime dolls
>Reading pseudointellectual BS
Uhh thats it really. Sleep I guess?
I make beats and shit, also working out.
Cooking complex recipes.
Smoking weed
Vidya
Jerking off
Walking maybe
That's all I got I don't even watch TV movies or anime
would you a qt autismfu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3PwG36iKH8
>>29166949
what a self absorbed cunt she sounds dumb as fuck
She need to learn to talk correctly
I'm a fucking aspie and even listening to this girl makes me want to punch her so she spits the words out faster
It's nice that her parents had enough money for her to get a special snowflake diagnosis and attention for life though.
>>29166949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g
Bumping with an actual autism qt.
asian women of /r9k/ why do you love white men so much, but despise black men?
>>29166921
There's this chink in some of my classes that dyed her hair blonde. Every time I see her, I can't help but think race traitor
>>29166921
I deapise both of you
Now fuck off with your shit threads
This place has completely turned to shit thanks to scum like you
I hope you choke on something sharp and die
Nigger
>>29166921
because niggers are dogshit.
this isn't rocket science or anything even too complicated for the nigger brain, and i know that's a bar so low you can trip over it if you're not careful.
but niggers are worthless. i can't even fathom why they're even still around if i can be honest.
we really dropped the ball on that.
Anyone else with a nearly 6 inch penis that feels it's ridiculously small and unbearable? It seriously looks and feels small, it's so small it's also hard to masturbate with one hand properly. As a 5'10'' manlet it should look somewhat average but no, it's still inadequate.
People usually say that anything under 5 inches is "small", I think this is pure bullshit though. Anything under 7 inches is NOT GOOD, around 8 inches is the best size (that Chads also tend to have, while us robots are total dicklets).
Basically you're either +7 inches or you're a subhuman.
>tfw ideal lenght/girth
>tfw ugly af and short so it doesn't matter at all
why is god trolling me?
>>29167046
It's just so fucking hard to become a Chad in this life.
>>29166838
Anyone have the original chart? This one was just edited to piss off dicklets
