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Why is it that when I walk out in public with my white gf, a lot of white men stare at us
>>29170474
Because they're jealous of your gf for having such a handsome bull.
Asian guy walking with his blonde girlfriend
>>29170474
because white men and white women make a good power couple.
Fembots, any stories in which you gave a guy signs to have sex with you but he sperged out and ruined it?
>>29170447
what even counts as a sperg for roasties?
accidentally tripping on something as they are walking just a little? having to sneeze in mid convo? asking them a question that takes brain power?
>>29170483
Nigger you are obviously oblivious to the stupid things autists do and say around women
>>29170526
He/She is right you know.
I once made an offhanded joke about this girls mother's cocaine addiction. She stopped talking to me shortly there after
I'm at work and bored. Anyone want my job's address or phone number? We got a really sensitive nigger who gets really pissy. His name's Dante
How can you fuck with a guy that has such a cool name?
>>29170490
This.
He also hasn't blocked 4chan at work. Dope
>>29170490
Cuz fuck dat bich. He's a ducking nigger piece of shit and he deserves every bad thing that comes his way
Most of you guys probably masturbate too much. If you have motivation problems: masturbate less. Say, once a week.
Seriously, it'll help. Like, for 90% of you.
yes goyim jerk off less and let the lust for fatties who wanna fuck chad "motovate you to want to do things
living for just pussy is pathetic tbqh senpai
I really doesnt help in any shape or form. I've tried quitting it almost completely and all it only made me really frustrated and angry in the long run which made me far less productive and active in general.
>>29170334
Also smoke weed only after you're in for the night. Makes you less outgoing even if that shits cash.
And if you feel the situation is awkward and you've monitored your body language, tone and response they're probably at fault, not you. Once I realized the majority of awkwardness in my life wasn't me I got better
What the fuck is with people using the term "comeuppance" now? What a shitty fucking word. It's so vague and could mean anything. Kill yourself if you use this word.
>people who are addicted to shit begetting more shit
Its like they want to live in a world of shit
People who look like a fucking sloth shouldn't have opinions
>Kill yourself if you use this word.
Well, so long OP. You know what to do.
/r9k/ this is such a ridiculous question but is there an official r9k run skype/discord group or whatever for those that are socially anxious? I'd like to get out there and try and improve myself and stuff, but like, I'd rather brush up on my social skills semi anonymously behind a mic or something, with other people that know what I'm going through.
Thanks.
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
>It's a secret to everybody
>>29170322
all the discords turn into circlejerks and hugboxes, same for skype
>>29171729
This and this
The same few socially outgoing "robots" dominate the chat and it devolves into a circlejerk.
Thought my little sister was the only one in the world who had some kind respect for me as a person.
Turns out my mom has let her listen to me being at my weakest and most pathetic over the phone
JUST
w h y
FUCKING WHY
>>29170290
>me being at my weakest and most pathetic over the phone
You're gonna have to provide more detail.
>>29170290
if you havent read on here before, women start getting them into feminism young, as it-s key time for indoctrination
you should of gotten her first
>>29170290
>associating with women in any way, shape or form
I hope you learned your lesson
why is this a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZlvtQgBs-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asopXoP_MMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-grGeLLto1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnOCOImkvlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZ9bKFNqJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KMjRPRn5gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsgyIptFtn0
You can order same food as them and then put the video to play on the other side of the dinner table.
>>29170277
Korean girls popularized something and now the gutter trash are trying to cash in on it.
>>29170277
it's gotta come out sometime
at what age did you get your license?
>23 and still don't have one
holy shit how did that happen
I dont watch tv so I dont need one.
>>29170275
got license at 16. learned how to drive when I was 8. live in rural nowhere and state law lets unlicensed people drive anything registered as a farm vehicle, which all of our trucks were.
One time when I was 13 I drove to a nearby town and got some stuff at walmart for mom. I got pulled over on the way back and all I had to say was I was taking some tools and supplies to my dad somewhere and the cop couldn't do anything about it. If smug pepe existed back then that's definitely how I would have felt
>Thank you for applying, but you need 2 years experience of preparing coffee and sorting mail in a LAW office for this law office clerk position.
>Sorry, but your experience of driving a WHITE cable truck is insufficient for our needs of a RED cable truck driver.
>Sorry, we want someone who is perfect at this specific job already immediately!
Why is HR so stupid?
>>29170271
>sorry, you need to be the boss's best friend's son to qualify for this position
>sorry, we already filled the position before we let you waste 3 hours of your day on this interview
>sorry, we want someone who is Quadrilingual in Spanish, Arabic, Mandarin Chinese, and English for this cleaning position
>>29170337
>>sorry, we want someone who is Quadrilingual in Spanish, Arabic, Mandarin Chinese, and English for this cleaning position
You know what, I'm seeing bilingual preference becoming more common on job postings. As if things weren't hard enough. Fucking mexicans
>>29170450
Makes being a finn so much easier. Two? Nah, we got three!
> tfw you don't hate her nearly as much as you hate yourself
What's her name robots?
>tfw you don't actually hate yourself until other people tell you to
>tfw no her or anyone else to hate
>tfw she loves you almost as much as you hate yourself
Real life Misakis exists.
>tfw you don't have any woman parasite in your life and never will have
This is truly the grandest of feels, lads.
>Heard normies gossiping about me being a school shooter today
Wew lad, I thought the whole thing about normies being assholes was just a meme, when ever I've seen them around they have seemed kinda annoying of course but for the most part they seemed like nice nonjudgemental people who were just happy. Didn't expect them to be passive agressive cunts.
You should prove them right.
>>29170192
I'm not gonna give up my entire life just to kill a couple of normies famalam. What's some times you guys have seen normalfaggots being assholes?
I leave my window open because it's hot inside, and I always hear them talking about the "weird crazy neighbor" "probably some kind of pedophile". It's like they're obsessed or something.
;_;
Anyone here ever been fired for something serious? Tell us your story.
>>29170147
>>>/biz/ you fucking normie
>>29170464
/r9k/ has no topic frogposter
Got fired for negligence. Basically fucked something up thats about it
>So anon, which one of us do you like more?
How do you respond?
>>29170113
right
obviously hiding a pretty girl cock with lefts thigh
blue one. I have a thing for girls with blue hair.
>>29170113
Not sure, gonna have to try both before I make a decision...
Why are women so fucking stupid?
Pic related, I just saw her on Tinder
their bodies need to keep blood in their reproductive organs, so there's not as much blood flowing to the brain. It's the same reason their hands and feet are always cold
>>29170093
>implying that's an impossibility
news flash: women can be extremely intelligent and still have absolutely no self-respect and want to be choke slam fucked by billionaires who they call daddy
>>29170223
Is this why women bleed from down there? They are so horny all the time that extra blood flowing to there squirts out?
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