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Now that the dust has settled, would you have bought a ticket for your 10 mins in the tumblr ball pit?
>>25685521
I cannot even remember what this was about
>>25685521
Absolutely.
>>25685715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
Fuck no that shit depressed the hell out of me
What do japanese beavers smell like?
>>25685296
Asian girls dont smell. They are not like disgusting white wymyn
>>25685296
Soy sauce desu
duck sauce desu
So somehow I managed to get a gf. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>inb4 take her on a date
>>25685249
>not go on r9k
also
>gtfo normie
>>25685249
Pic related? Nice catch, OP. She seems like a bright girl!
>tfw no gf to light up your life
>>25685353
>bright girl
minor kek
Are you not ashamed of her bulbous figure, or is that your fetish, OP?
Anon from before help
The girl. She must really see something in me cause I'm dropping spaghetti all over the place.
tell her david bowie is your dads cousin and you can let her get some of his ashes if she sucks your dick.
>>25684979
>asking for advice on what to say to a girl
>unable to have a conversation
>using tinder
not
going
to
make
it
just found out my gf of three years fucked a black dude in high school, but we're both in our mid 30's so that would have been like fifteen years ago. But I still feel like calling things off
what do?
more like 20 years ago
>35 year old normie is on /r9k/
This thread is less believable than "fembot here" threads
>>25684963
If you feel like calling it off, do it.
You're a normie, and there's many more women in the world.
Also ree, gtfo, etc.
What's that Wagie? Your Wife has a "headache" again so no sex tonight? Don't worry, i'll be around tomorrow to give her what she needs.
You put more effort into these then reaction you get out
Fukkin hell read the shit you spew.
o im laffin
Wew lad, these sure make me chuckle every time
Hey /r9k/
We hit mainstream
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/my-girlfriend-is-sleeping-with-my-dad/news-story/5c0a7d0d6ce37c7741608f8c4d658c57
The post was incredibly censored.
Most information about 4chan wiped.
None of our suggestions to not be such a cuck and kill them all.
What happened to OP of that thread?
Do you think he's still alive?
Will fame go to his head?
Where's the original post?
when was this? need mo' deets nigga
>we hit mainstream
Where were you three months ago?
>'Look who came to join us!'
>'Looking rather pale there, sonny!'
>>25684774
Jokes on you my parents don't have a house, let alone one with a large dining room, and my family hates one another.;_;
>>25684774
>parents do this every time I come down
>I get pissed and bored of it
>Lie about how I caught my dad cheating my mom
>Mom goes ape shit, dad tries to explain
this game is meant for 2 players
i want to slap that smug little ginger in the back off his retarded little head.
Fake chad here, got her snapchat and a face pic, how do I get tits? I cant send her anything cause im an ugly shit with a small dick. Do I just go all or nothing and request tits? I cant fuck this up ive never gotten oc tits
>>25684741
If you aren't fat, send back a pic of your pantline slightly pulled down with your best attempt at the adonis belt. Request tits.
>>25684741
Just find a cock pick on /soc/ or get others to post one for you.
Why am I even responding to this?
>>25684789
dude im a skeleton. i dunno i could try
Post your favorite star wars character thread
This one is mine
He is revealed in the next movie to be the son of Mace Windu (spoiler alert) which is why the force is strong with him
>>25684731
Only problem is the timeline on Starwars.com says he was born years after Windu's death. We are talking decades. Also apparently Rey is 19 in Star Wars 7 and Kylo Ren is 30.
>TFW he won't be the villain of the next star wars
>TFW he'll never appear in anything ever again
Can't pawn the Thrawn
>>25684770
>your face when we are both 60 years old, and we are watching star wars episode 48, we will watch the "daughter" (because of political correctness and time to have female human jedi, of color) of rey and finn battle against Darth "XXX" to save the galaxy
So how do I get frogposting beta orbiters? I have a girlcock, I know robots love those.
you kill yourself and make it as painful as possible
Can I just be your friend without being an orbiter?
The first step is generally to post pics.
being a 25 year old kissless virgin with no desire for sex (i do masturbate a lot; i just don't want to have sex with anyone) and no desire for female company, have i reached enlightment or am i in denial? i don't know if this is sustainable. am i some day going to wake up and start crying? i feel pretty good about it. i really don't think about that stuff. but i don't know if something inside me is going to realize i'm not mating and is going to send me into a episode of depression until i crawl to a woman and have sex with her. what do you think?
You have reached acceptance and desperation.
Let's be honest, if you were offered a hot 10/10 broad or even a fat chick you would accept it. You have given up though, content.
You are doomed to be a virgin
>>25684386
entirely possible that you're aromantic and/or asexual
might want to really evaluate yourself to make sure you are though
>>25684386
What do you masturbate to?
Are you generally happy?
You guys could be so much more, but you choose not to. Instead you give up behind your comp, complaining about girls who have a genuine reasons to not want to fuck you.
Nobody's gonna save your lonely ass in this world. Be your own savior.
>>25684351
thanks for the stupid meaningless advice i've heard a million times.
when i try, i fail. so i've stopped trying. normies have no perspective and they think whatever worked for them is a one-size-fits-all solution.
>>25684502
I'll have fun having sex and being a normie while you sit behind your screen then
>>25684351
>You guys could be so much more, but you choose not to.
every time I accomplished something in life, graduated college, got a job, got a gf, all of, it, it didn't make me feel pride or happiness or anything. All of it just felt like a lot of work for no reward.
so eventually I quit.
I'm thinking of just giving up on dating a no strings attached and going for a single mom.
>less picky
>pre-started family
>no pressure to start a family since there is already a family
>wild oats already sewn
>less competition
What do you think r9k
>>25684295
go for it bro, i'll support it.
>>25684295
>less picky
Until you get married
>pre-started family
Can't see how being genetically cucked is a plus
>no pressure to start a family since there is already a family
Your role is a wallet to help raise another man's kids to be successful
>wild oats already sewn
You are completely deluded, if she wants more dick she'll go get more, wild oats being sewn is a long standing lie
>less competition
Less competition?, no shit, you're going after the highest form of used goods, pussy is not only used but womb is also used.
Whats to stop her from divorcing you, taking your shit and using it to raise another man's children (and this has happened to many men already, even read a post on here by a guy explaining this story)
His main points:
>the children are likely not to listen or respect you and you can't discipline them
>in many cases the biological father has parental rights and will visit his children so prepare for a life of drama (possible physical violence)
>The biological father and the single mother are usually still sexually attracted to each other and in many cases still fuck sometimes on the side, so be prepared to possibly get cheated on
Do I even need to go on.........
>single moms
pump and dump
I'm gonna get my shit kicked in at school tomorrow' I need a creative reason for staying home from school.
Get a boner and say it won't go down
Get a kitchen knife and stab yourself
underage b& get off muh fucking board, reeeeeeeeeeeee!
